Penelope2014 – Darwen

[threechilliman]

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Not the greatest punt I’ve ever had

Note: Unaware of my forum memberships

Just a summary review on this one

Venue – small terraced house in a quiet area with plenty of on-street parking round about, felt safe enough.

Comm’s – not the quickest initially I have to say but OK once we’d sorted the date.

WG – very quiet and not the most out-going personality I’ve ever come across – not particularly engaging. Plain looking girl although her body isn’t too bad. Had a bit of a chat about this and that at the end, as though she relaxed once we were done. Seemed to enjoy what I was doing, just a bit reactionless to it all

Services – gentle GFE, FK (to a point), OWO, RO, Mish, CG, Doggy, facial finish. Nothing declined just a disappointing lack of oomph in the delivery. One who lies back and lets it happen, which wasn’t what I’d requested.

Verdict – disappointing if I’m honest. She’s a nice enough girl, just a lack of engagement – it takes two to Tango as it were and there wasn’t much fizz to it. A tenner more and a visit to Accrington would have got me glistening jools for an hour – no contest and for that reason it has to be a neutral.

tcm

[cueball]

Fair review there pal.

I've seen this lass a few times but not for a good while.

You've got to review honestly and nobody can argue with that.

[frankc]

It's always a disappointment when they lie there like a wet fish.... did you do your due diligence mate?

[threechilliman]

It's always a disappointment when they lie there like a wet fish.... did you do your due diligence mate?

I thought I had. A couple of positive reviews and talk on her profile of gangbangs had me thinking about Alana. No. They're very different creatures.

tcm

[frankc]

I thought I had. A couple of positive reviews and talk on her profile of gangbangs had me thinking about Alana. No. They're very different creatures.

tcm

Unlucky mate, but that's punting for you......think we'll be hard pressed to find another Alana

[cueball]

The walk back to the car test is perfect for judging a punt (I find)

[threechilliman]

The walk back to the car test is perfect for judging a punt (I find)

Yep, agree with that, you know straight away whether it's good, bad or indifferent.

tcm

[Iloveoral]

You've got to review honestly and nobody can argue with that.

"Nobody can argue" we both know that's not correct on here haha???


Good review matey, brief review for you but glad you had a good one.

[threechilliman]

"Nobody can argue" we both know that's not correct on here haha???


Good review matey, brief review for you but glad you had a good one.

They can argue as much as they like, but it won't change my view of a punt, for sure.

tcm

[Iloveoral]

I meant in general on here, sorry not your review matey I think it was bang on

[cueball]

"Nobody can argue"

Numpty  you put too many e's in the name twist 

Can you EM buggers not got nowt right 

Have another go 

[threechilliman]

I meant in general on here, sorry not your review matey I think it was bang on

Certainly in the EM

tcm

[mrfishyfoo]

Shame she was indifferent for you fella.

Having read your review and MrCB's I was asking myself if this was the same lass.

Looks to me like a classic case of YMMV.

[mrfishyfoo]

.....think we'll be hard pressed to find another Alana

Yeah and after I TOFFT with her  what did she do ??

She fucked off to the wrong side of the Pennines.

Diesels expensive. 

[Titi]

Verdict – disappointing if I’m honest. She’s a nice enough girl, just a lack of engagement – it takes two to Tango as it were and there wasn’t much fizz to it

Reminds me of when I saw Hot Horny Hannah ; I laid there thinking this can't be the same popular lass from UKP. Some girls just wanna do just about enough to not get a negative review. It also doesn't help that others like Alana have set very high standards. Anyway have a feeling my next punt will be epic and stop my run of neutral punts 

[threechilliman]

Reminds me of when I saw Hot Horny Hannah ; I laid there thinking this can't be the same popular lass from UKP. Some girls just wanna do just about enough to not get a negative review. It also doesn't help that others like Alana have set very high standards. Anyway have a feeling my next punt will be epic and stop my run of neutral punts 

I have a feeling my next one might be epic, possibly for the same reason.

tcm

[Titi]

I have a feeling my next one might be epic, possibly for the same reason.

tcm

Maybe we'll swap notes  I will PM you in a sec.

[cueball]

I have a feeling my next one might be epic, possibly for the same reason.

tcm

Maybe we'll swap notes  I will PM you in a sec.

Don't be shy,, let uncle cueball into the secret

[Iloveoral]

They've both shot off to see Mandy in Leicester 

[cueball]

They've both shot off to see Mandy in Leicester 

Narr, no northern lads are that gullable 

[stevedave]

They've both shot off to see Mandy in Leicester 

Shouldn't that be popp(er)ed down to see her? 

[Iloveoral]

Tcm is already on route for round 2 haha