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Author Topic: JESSIE -x - Leicestershire  (Read 3033 times)


18 review(s) for JESSIE -x- (15 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Leicpokerboy

Sorry to read you negative report. But I think it's fair
ForYou toGive her a negative as you had a negative time in your opinion. And
I agree with you as you review could pretty much sum my time with her mine may have been a little more lacklustre but not by much. Hope you enjoy the net one.

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Online redt4

If I'd had known beforehand then yeah maybe. But would be quite embarrassing to have to pay 30 quid extra for anal once you find out she's a bit slack.

Funny that I'm the only one who's mentioned it though. I'm starting to get a bit paranoid  :scare:

No need for any paranoia, a justified comment!

Offline billythedog

She offers fisting receiving and had a kid or 2 judging by that body, deffo a loose cunt and not you mate

If I'd had known beforehand then yeah maybe. But would be quite embarrassing to have to pay 30 quid extra for anal once you find out she's a bit slack.

Funny that I'm the only one who's mentioned it though. I'm starting to get a bit paranoid  :scare:

You could have practiced your putting.


Offline Diehard

https://www.adultwork.com/2461030 or https://www.adultwork.com/JESSIE+%2Dx%2D

I was expecting this to be a great punt and an unequivocal positive as all the ingredients were there: A great looking girl with an extensive list of services that match my preferences to a tee. Then there's her profile statements: "I'm a pleaser", "I will do whatever it takes" and "my love for the male form is what sets me apart"

These alone had the blood rushing to my nether regions as soon as the booking process had begun and inspired confidence that it was going to be better than good.

Her comms were a bit slow initially, taking a couple of days to be read, but this did improve once a date was agreed.

Her location was close to perfect. A really nice discreet apartment in a sleepy village with nearby free parking.

I arrived to be greeted by Jessie who certainly looked good, although she had decided to ignore the dress request she had asked me to provide earlier. A bit disappointed by this but she did look good nevertheless.  She really is pretty. Physically she's quite tall and so less petite than she appears on her pics. Her arse is big and meaty and she has long legs but they're quite chunky and she's also not quite as trim as I thought she would be based on her pictures. She has a lovely smile, gave me a kiss but it was straight down to business, and she seemed a bit stand offish as I handed her the cash, she counted it out in front of me as I handed it over, and  then led me to the shower. As usual I'd had already showered before leaving, but had no problem with another one, so she could be sure I was clean. If anything it showed she is very hygiene conscious which to me is no bad thing at all. I take personal hygiene very seriously if you hadn't figured. So a bit of a hesitant start to the booking, but I was still fairly optimistic.

So out of the shower and into the bedroom. Started with some kissing and touching. She is a very good kisser and has soft full lips and uses her tongue nicely but something felt like it was missing. She wasn't snogging anywhere near as full on as the best girls. It felt like she didn't fancy me which although obviously true, the best girls just seem to know how to make you feel like Brad Pitt don't they? That is after what what we're paying for but I certainly didn't feel like that. It felt a bit like I should be priviledged to be in her company and she was doing me a favour. Pretty soon into the booking and I was starting to see that this was not going to go the way I had anticipated. It certainly did not feel natural or nicely flowing. I quite rightly started having doubts about how good it was going to be.

So onto the bed and she started playing with junior who was now stood to attention and she licked and sucked quite nicely, got a bit of ball licking and she did go deep with a bit of gagging and spitting, which was rather good but she didn't stick at it for very long. So I decided to sample the goods and laid her back and went down on her shaved pussy which looked good and tasted nice but this is where it really started to head south. My usually successful oral technique seemed to have little effect and I could see she wasn't particularly enjoying herself, even though she was making the odd moan. I slipped a finger in and was quite surprised to feel how loose she was which didn't bode well and I started to have thoughts about how bad it was going to be inside her.

Still at the oral and I concentrated on her clit but could sense I wasn't hitting the spot, so I suggested 69. This was better and she seemed to be getting into it but not long after then climbed off and told me to fuck her. There now appeared to be an agenda of getting it over and done with as soon as possible. By now I was thinking get it over with and fuck off.

We started in mish and it was here that I found we were physically incompatible. She's bigger than most of the girls I've seen and this made it rather awkward. She wasn't a great mover and being so loose really didn't help my enjoyment.

There was little interaction, kissing was spasmodic and nothing like I would have hoped for and I couldn't get into it and was certainly not feeling it downstairs.

So tried doggy and this felt okay ish but I could have been there all day as there was so little pressure on my cock I wasn't sure I could keep it up with so little grip, so dropped into prone which helped a little but was still rather unsatisfying for me even though she appeared to orgasm. She then went on top and this was not very good either. She looked quite clumsy trying to move, and I was getting pretty bored by now.

She climbed off and took off the rubber and started oral which quickly turned to quite intensive wanking. I had wanted CIM then snowball which were both on her likes but didn't bother as she was clearly insistent on tugging me off, so I blew my load on my stomach and she passed me the wet wipes for me to clean myself up.

There was still time left and after a brief chat about not much I decided to shower and head off 10 minutes before time was up.

I got back to the car and drove off wondering what went wrong as I was clearly not in my usual euphoric post punt state. I felt pretty deflated which as you know is most unusual for me. In fact this was probably the worst punt I've had to date. Even Amanda/Claudia showed more willing and enthusiasm.

I can't account for the apparent physical incompatibilities but Fran is as tall but managed to accomodate me in a much more enjoyable way than Jessie. Likewise there are other size 10/12 girls who I have had absolutely no problems with whatsoever, so I can't put it down to size alone. She's just not very flexible, doesn't move well, has poor rythym and clearly does not know how to make a guy feel really good as she indicates on her profile. Just didn't seem interested was my conclusion. No idea of the cause as I assume others haven't experienced what I did as I don't see any evidence on her other reviews, though tcm's has some parallels.

I therefore feel quite strongly that she's oversold herself on her profile. She clearly did not deliver in the way she implies, there was little if any passion and certainly the "I'm a pleaser" "I will do whatever it takes" and "my love for the male form is what sets me apart" appears to be complete and utter bollocks as far as I'm concerned.

There were a few positives (looks, kissing, oral technique brief as it was) but the negatives outweiged them sufficiently for me to score it as I have done. Some of you may feel that it deserved a neutral, and I have teetered both ways but feel a negative is the appropriate outcome.

So on that basis she gets a very rare, but thoroughly deserved thumbs down from yours truly.

GN

Great review that exactly mirrors my experience with this hooker. I found her to be incredibly hard work, a clock watcher, and very average at what she does. French kissing is poor, she lacks enthusiasm during sex and tries to waste time talking about irrelevant stuff.

So the classic case of a hooker who has been used far too many times and has gone stale.

I will not return and I'd advise others to spend their hard earned elsewhere


18 review(s) found for JESSIE -x- linked to in above post (15 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Leicpokerboy

Great review that exactly mirrors my experience with this hooker. I found her to be incredibly hard work, a clock watcher, and very average at what she does. French kissing is poor, she lacks enthusiasm during sex and tries to waste time talking about irrelevant stuff.

So the classic case of a hooker who has been used far too many times and has gone stale.

I will not return and I'd advise others to spend their hard earned elsewhere

 Very well put diehard. I agree 100% with you post.
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Offline Taggart

Full marks to GN and Diehard for raising the flag and filing an accurate FR.

Many guys are simply overawed by some WGs and afraid to say they are crap fearing a neg or retribution themselves. Here's a much hyped WG that's been shown up for a deficiency in her service, so let's have more honest reports for all girls. If they are crap, let's say so.

After all, a WG is only as good as her last report, surely?  And when they start getting poor reports it's time for them to take a look at themselves, up their game or get out of the business and leave it to those WGs who can deliver what they promise?

Offline Diehard

Full marks to GN and Diehard for raising the flag and filing an accurate FR.

Many guys are simply overawed by some WGs and afraid to say they are crap fearing a neg or retribution themselves. Here's a much hyped WG that's been shown up for a deficiency in her service, so let's have more honest reports for all girls. If they are crap, let's say so.

After all, a WG is only as good as her last report, surely?  And when they start getting poor reports it's time for them to take a look at themselves, up their game or get out of the business and leave it to those WGs who can deliver what they promise?

Spot on. I've yet to find a hooker who is as good after the first couple of bookings as they invariably think they have hooked a guy in and so can start to offer sub standard services thinking the guy will keep coming back throu EAS.

I rarely see a girl more than once, I've seen a few twice and a very select few more than twice. But the law of diminishing returns always applies, and that includes the girl I rated the best sxyjessicajay. However the last two times I saw her the service was notably down on what I'd had before and so I won't see her again just like I won't see Jessie and many others again.

The issue is if like me you are a guy who wants to fuck for the entire time and therefore make a girl work for it, if that girl thinks they have u hooked they will try to lessen the amount of sex/work they do on appointments. The only clients hookers love seeing and look forward to seeing are the guys who like talking for most of an appointment. It's easy money.

This site is absolutely vital to expose the work shy hookers and those who are not consistent with their service. This is not a dating game, it is a business transaction. Guys pay their money, girls should fuck for the allotted time not talk.

For the fluffy members out there who have favourites, wake up. Hookers like your money not you. So don't sit there silently if your regular has started giving you a shit service. Post it on here. It's important for us all to know which girls start off well but deteriorate over time as well as knowing about the hopeless hookers right from get go


Offline Leicpokerboy

Spot on. I've yet to find a hooker who is as good after the first couple of bookings as they invariably think they have hooked a guy in and so can start to offer sub standard services thinking the guy will keep coming back throu EAS.

I rarely see a girl more than once, I've seen a few twice and a very select few more than twice. But the law of diminishing returns always applies, and that includes the girl I rated the best sxyjessicajay. However the last two times I saw her the service was notably down on what I'd had before and so I won't see her again just like I won't see Jessie and many others again.

The issue is if like me you are a guy who wants to fuck for the entire time and therefore make a girl work for it, if that girl thinks they have u hooked they will try to lessen the amount of sex/work they do on appointments. The only clients hookers love seeing and look forward to seeing are the guys who like talking for most of an appointment. It's easy money.

This site is absolutely vital to expose the work shy hookers and those who are not consistent with their service. This is not a dating game, it is a business transaction. Guys pay their money, girls should fuck for the allotted time not talk.

For the fluffy members out there who have favourites, wake up. Hookers like your money not you. So don't sit there silently if your regular has started giving you a shit service. Post it on here. It's important for us all to know which girls start off well but deteriorate over time as well as knowing about the hopeless hookers right from get go

Again really well put. Punters shouldn't be worried about give bad reviews if that's what happened.
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Online redt4

Again really well put. Punters shouldn't be worried about give bad reviews if that's what happened.

Gotta agree with diehard aswell, whats going on the mans talking sense....lol

Offline cat1144


fair points made here.

I'll never see the same girl twice (or more) in quick succession ...Always leave it a good 4 months before meeting a girl i've seen before because of the points you've made...


in the past I've seen a girl who gave me a fantastic first meet, twice more within a couple of weeks...each visit produced a deteriorating service

Well she has updated her profile making reference to this thread, 'come see for yourself ' she states, no thanks after a well deserved negative review.

Offline hexohm

Well she has updated her profile making reference to this thread, 'come see for yourself ' she states, no thanks after a well deserved negative review.
Love it when prossies try to defend themselves against reviews. Just makes them sound desperate :D

Offline stevedave

Love it when prossies try to defend themselves against reviews. Just makes them sound desperate :D

I agree - but if it hadn't been for a lass doing this, I'd have never come across UKP, so swings and roundabouts  :D

I agree - but if it hadn't been for a lass doing this, I'd have never come across UKP, so swings and roundabouts  :D

That's the great thing about this site,always fun when they try and defend a deserved negative review.




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