This was my reply to another review which someone thought was a review so now posted as one:-
Sorry if i am continuing on with a thread you have all got bored with, i don`t usually comment on other reviewers. I have seen Kendra but didn`t bother with review on here as had nothing new to say.
Yes she has kept me waiting, various excuses but has never ate in to my time
Shower offered before and after without being part of my time. I usually take both what a primadonna
Gobshite - yes and especially the 1st time I thought she was wasting my valuable time, but I was there well past my time in fact I apologised the 1st time and I probably bored the arse off her.
Pretending to be interested in said gobshite? - Yes she does....maybe too well -
Looks - well we are all different but I think she is a stunning girl, any negs - maybe the eyebrows as I prefer the natural look not the warpaint, never been tempted to shave mine off yet, I`m sure I`d look a right cunt
Rotundness- depends what you like, OK she is a wee bit on the buffet indulgent side but still below average Scottish obeseness and far fitter than myself
Age - I reckon about right maybe only a couple of years out?
Conveyor belt - a wee bit yes. "are you OW or OWO ?" asked as if it was off a checklist?
VFM - what is advertised on the tin
Overall - satisfied yes and returns