So apparently the (in)famous Paris (link below) is touring Guildford today and tomorrow and despite her profile trumpeting things like:
'To arrange a booking with me its never been easier, quite straightforward actually!'
and
'Booking with me: Simple! New clients please give me a call!'
...she never &%$*& answers her phone or appears to be online.
WTF?
So fucking frustrating, can anyone actually confirm if she is indeed touring?
mm
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