So apparently the (in)famous Paris (link below) is touring Guildford today and tomorrow and despite her profile trumpeting things like:
'To arrange a booking with me its never been easier, quite straightforward actually!'
'Booking with me: Simple! New clients please give me a call!'
...she never &%$*& answers her phone or appears to be online.
So fucking frustrating, can anyone actually confirm if she is indeed touring?