That was an interesting read and at times amusing read. Surprised that the average length of a punt in Liverpool is 200 minutes - maybe that 82 hour one was there and bought the average up.
Had a good laugh at this bit - "There was only one review I read that didn’t include sex. The punter paid the escort to sit on a bed with him and recreate romantic scenes from famous films, like the ‘I’m flying’ part of Titantic." Hilarious. Maybe if I win the lottery I'll hire 11 girls for a couple of hours and we can reenact '12 Angry Men'. They will have to fight me for the Henry Fonda part of course. Takes all sorts I guess.