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Author Topic: Hardsports in Glasgow.  (Read 4914 times)

Offline andys268

Guys,

I am really struggling to find girls who do hardsports in Glasgow? Please can you recommend some? Ideally hot Caucasian ones, no fat ones.

I just want to watch them poop, nothing extreme.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks,

And.

Offline NigelF

You'd get a much better response by posting this in the Scotland section.

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I just want to watch them poop, nothing extreme.


While your here and before you shuffle off up north.

That's a fair old subject you're sniffing out there mukker

When you say you just want to watch em poop, how's that going to work exactly.....

1) you sit with your head in the bog watching the log and relishing in splash?

2) she does a long drop and you watch the trout hit terminal velocity and admire the splat

3) she hangs her arse over edge and you crouch below ready to catch her babba in your teeth, preying she's not gonna have a sloppy un as you want vfm

4) none of the above

I like to get to bottom of all subjects on the main board  :D
« Last Edit: September 10, 2016, 07:30:04 PM by cueball »

Guys,

I am really struggling to find girls who do hardsports in Glasgow? Please can you recommend some? Ideally hot Caucasian ones, no fat ones.

I just want to watch them poop, nothing extreme.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks,

And.

Maybe that hayley would sort you out.  Seems she does it but not many mention it.

Do you every consider getting them to eat sweetcorn the night before ?

Happy shitting but  not for me really.

« Last Edit: September 10, 2016, 08:19:39 PM by virtualwaster »

WTF! Have you been doing Cueball??
On a serious note.. Everyone to themselves... But OP I think most people will want to know what is the satisfaction in this for you? I'm curious for one and not taking the piss (pardon any pun)

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WTF! Have you been doing Cueball??


I'm just being friendly  :D

And trying not to judge  :D

I could always open the cage door for him, I'm sure I can find a pooper  :scare:

While your here and before you shuffle off up north.

That's a fair old subject you're sniffing out there mukker

When you say you just want to watch em poop, how's that going to work exactly.....

1) you sit with your head in the bog watching the log and relishing in splash?

2) she does a long drop and you watch the trout hit terminal velocity and admire the splat

3) she hangs her arse over edge and you crouch below ready to catch her babba in your teeth, preying she's not gonna have a sloppy un as you want vfm

4) none of the above

I like to get to bottom of all subjects on the main board  :D


Surely as the OP isnt looking for anything extereme maybe he is after an old school shit on a glass topped coffee table

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Surely as the OP isnt looking for anything extereme maybe he is after an old school shit on a glass topped coffee table

No sweetcorn then, Don't want any accidental breakage

Offline jaszyj87

I once saw a video of a woman squat over and poo on a toy train then the train went around the track and she looked unimpressed by it all

Offline mr small

Would a simple search on AW for Glasgow with hardsports as a like not give him a list to work from ?

there is a mad frenchy in south side of Glasgow who would shit anywhere for him from what I have heard, not my thing so cant confirm

 :unknown:

Offline CatBBW

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I once saw a video of a woman squat over and poo on a toy train then the train went around the track and she looked unimpressed by it all

Post of the day.

Offline jaszyj87

Post of the day.

dunno if ill ever find the video again but i think its in my top 10 of strange porn ive seen on the internet

Offline maxxblue

dunno if ill ever find the video again but i think its in my top 10 of strange porn ive seen on the internet

Are you sure it wasn't a dream?

Offline spuds

If I remember correctly, Mike Patton from Faith No More once gave an interview where he talked about a poo fetish.  It was something to do with a girl taking a poo on a glass table while he lay underneath. I think there was something about taking a shit in a Pyrex bowl too.  To this day Pyrex bowls make me think of Faith No More and taking a dump.

If I remember correctly, Mike Patton from Faith No More once gave an interview where he talked about a poo fetish.  It was something to do with a girl taking a poo on a glass table while he lay underneath. I think there was something about taking a shit in a Pyrex bowl too.  To this day Pyrex bowls make me think of Faith No More and taking a dump.

I vaguely remember that interview with the NME where he talked about unscrewing the hairdryers in hotels and putting shit inside it and screwing it back up and leaving it for the next unsuspecting guest

Avoided hairdryers in hotels since






Offline andys268

I just like to see girls poop. No eating, no smearing, nothing extreme.

I have seen that French one in Glasgow a couple of times, I need someone younger and hotter!

So, any profiles who do it please share. Thank u.

Offline andys268

While your here and before you shuffle off up north.

That's a fair old subject you're sniffing out there mukker

When you say you just want to watch em poop, how's that going to work exactly.....

1) you sit with your head in the bog watching the log and relishing in splash?

2) she does a long drop and you watch the trout hit terminal velocity and admire the splat

3) she hangs her arse over edge and you crouch below ready to catch her babba in your teeth, preying she's not gonna have a sloppy un as you want vfm

4) none of the above

I like to get to bottom of all subjects on the main board  :D

haha none of the above, just want her to squat and do it onto paper onto the floor.

Offline andys268

Maybe that hayley would sort you out.  Seems she does it but not many mention it.

Do you every consider getting them to eat sweetcorn the night before ?

Happy shitting but  not for me really.

Who is Hayley? do you have a link please

Guys,

I am really struggling to find girls who do hardsports in Glasgow? Please can you recommend some? Ideally hot Caucasian ones, no fat ones.

I just want to watch them poop, nothing extreme.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks,

And.

Is that you Icky Dicky, we all know you love the French nutter, who wants to shit all over you  :D :D

Offline andys268

Never heard of Icky Dicky. I simply want a fit Glasgow escort to shit on or in front of me. Why is this so difficult??




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