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I trim and tidy both armpits and below - dont shave clean though

I have found I am far less sweaty when trimmed and tidy in both areas - wouldnt shave as for me doesnt seem right on a man (sexist I know) but I wouldnt know how to 'shave' my balls... :scare:

I just trim with electric side burn trimmer

Same as others, use a Philips Bodygroom for above & finish off below with a Mach 3 in the bath. 

I assume this practice is quite widespread these days.

Offline haystacks79

I wouldnt know how to 'shave' my balls... :scare:

carefully, very carefully. At least for the first few times. It's actually quite easy once you get used to it.

Offline toon972

having a punt on Friday,read this thread,so thought I would have a shave.Well I have got cuts all over,I am now sore all over and covered in savalon  :wacko:
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 11:33:15 PM by toon972 »

Offline lovingfacials

Sorry but pissed myself laffing!

Didnt you read the 'carefully' advice.................

I am sure you are not alone the first few times I nicked myself a few times and it was a mess until I got the hang of it - bloddy tricky the ball sac

Offline Uglybugball


The cream is more effective for the sac and crac. No more than 15 minutes.  :mad:

The wet razor with copious amounts of shaving cream. or philishaver for the top area, If there is a lot of hair on top, use cream.

Try and avoid the cheapo razors. Mach3 minimum with 3 or 4 blades.

Once you do it once, it's a keeper.  :cool:

I have never cut my hair down there and no lady has ever commented on the hair or any pong, and my pleasures have been great.

Offline haystacks79

having a punt on Friday,read this thread,so thought I would have a shave.Well I have got cuts all over,I am now sore all over and covered in savalon  :wacko:

Yes, it's like that the first couple of times, that's why you go very, very carefully:-) I'm not likely to get the chance today, but later this week perhaps I'll put together Haystack's Handy Hints for Hairlessness.

Offline yumyum3

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carefully, very carefully. At least for the first few times. It's actually quite easy once you get used to it.
Indeed, H. It is even easier if you do it in a bubble bath  :D

Yes, it's like that the first couple of times, that's why you go very, very carefully:-) I'm not likely to get the chance today, but later this week perhaps I'll put together Haystack's Handy Hints for Hairlessness.

That'd be very helpful, haystacks.  Look forward to reading, and learning!

what would the missus say if you trimmed or shave down there? Or for those who dunnit already, what did she say? Or what excuse did you give?

If you shave does it grow more thickly afterwards like a facial beard?



If you shave does it grow more thickly afterwards like a facial beard?

I don't know the answer to this question, hp; all I know is that I wouldn't ask the barber to trim it like he does my facial beard when I go for a haircut! :D

Offline paulkee

what would the missus say if you trimmed or shave down there? Or for those who dunnit already, what did she say? Or what excuse did you give?

If you shave does it grow more thickly afterwards like a facial beard?

Taken up swimming? Crabs? Dunno, sorry only joking I don't have a Mrs.

It doesn't grow more thickly, but grows more quickly the more you do it in my experience. Plus there's a stubbly phase that can be a touch uncomfortable. Still well worth it for the already mentioned benefits IMO.

Offline CurvyKinkyVixen

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Just remember not to use this stuff I you do decide to go hairless..

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=mw_dp_cr

this review is hilarious !!

ive never liked those hair removal creams , full of nasty chemicals ....always do skin test!

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I trim and tidy both armpits and below - dont shave clean though

I have found I am far less sweaty when trimmed and tidy in both areas - wouldnt shave as for me doesnt seem right on a man (sexist I know) but I wouldnt know how to 'shave' my balls... :scare:

I just trim with electric side burn trimmer

Good tips for other men there ..... Been trimmed is sufficent to get a good ball sucking IMO , no need to go shaved bald , in fact when you do theres more chance of ingrown hairs /rashes ect.


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having a punt on Friday,read this thread,so thought I would have a shave.Well I have got cuts all over,I am now sore all over and covered in savalon  :wacko:

Oh no , sorry to hear that.

You shuld be healed ok by fri for your punt......keep on putting on the cream and dont try re-shave !

Offline Urban_G

what would the missus say if you trimmed or shave down there? Or for those who dunnit already, what did she say? Or what excuse did you give?
My last gf didn't mind me doing it, but then she didn't shave down there herself until I asked her to, and being from South America she had quite a bush!
I told her that it was nicer when performing oral.

Offline Uglybugball


There is a saying that with age “bringeth” experience and knowledge, add to this, having used hair removal cream before, and widely considered an expert in my field, what could possibly go wrong.

Enter:  Veet Hair removal cream for men.

I could also argue extenuating circumstances, having worked 36 hours without sleep, played on-line poker for another 12 hours solid, it probably wasn’t the best plan to try and use the product before bedtime. I was, however. motivated by a new booking with a new escort in my local town for the next day and wanted to create the right impression for her...well...if you include the impression to be one of a purple and red tadger and 2 plums, combining  a John Wayne impression with a cactus stuck firmly where the sun don’t shine, then that would be okay then.

After partaking in a hot bath, I liberally applied the cream on my plums and into the “hard to get at” areas that can often be neglected between my starfish and perineum.  I sat on a towel on my settee and listened to my favourite soundtrack of fine young cannibals – Good Thing, followed by Suspicious Minds. This serves to put me into a good mood, but this time I slowly drifted off into a melty melty sleep. Add into the mix the warm glow of the hair cream beginning to take effect..hmmm.

Not exactly sure what woke me at first. The banging of the front door from my next neighbours or the sound of someone screaming in my house. The sort of scream of someone in desperate and uncontrollable tortured pain and helplessness...or the hellfire excruciating burning pain equal to being skinned alive by a rusty metal  cheese grater. (although I haven’t tried that one recently)

As I got my bearings, it was then I also realised, with absolute horror, they were my screams that I could hear as I was now experiencing an outer body experience never felt before. As the screams resonated louder and the urgency of the front door being kicked in, I had to act fast.

Fortune favours the brave..So I grabbed the remaining tub of Neapolitan ice cream from the freezer, soft scoop luck would have it, and in a similar fashion, liberally spread it all over the offending regions. In order to ensure proper application, I had to lay on the floor, legs open, knees bent and pack it between the buttocks and nuts area. As the pain subsided, so did the screaming.

As my senses began to return, I was gutted that I had used more of the mint and chocolate third of the ice cream and left most of the strawberry, but that regret was now surpassed by the neighbours now successful attempt to break down my front door to be greeted by me naked on the floor, legs open with brown and green substance smeared over my buttock and nuts region.

So there you have it, wisdom and experience shows, always buy soft scoop ice cream for those important comforting moments at home, and little emergencies.  :thumbsup:

Offline toon972

Good tips for other men there ..... Been trimmed is sufficent to get a good ball sucking IMO , no need to go shaved bald , in fact when you do theres more chance of ingrown hairs /rashes ect.
Now you tell me!Seriously,thanks for advice,should be ok by Friday.Just a bit itchy now but darent scratch it. :scare:
« Last Edit: February 20, 2013, 10:02:26 PM by toon972 »

Offline toon972

That'd be very helpful, haystacks.  Look forward to reading, and learning!
+1

Offline toon972

Sorry but pissed myself laffing!

Didnt you read the 'carefully' advice.................

I am sure you are not alone the first few times I nicked myself a few times and it was a mess until I got the hang of it - bloddy tricky the ball sac
Pleased I made your day :)
« Last Edit: February 20, 2013, 10:07:29 PM by toon972 »

There is a saying that with age “bringeth” experience and knowledge, add to this, having used hair removal cream before, and widely considered an expert in my field, what could possibly go wrong.

Enter:  Veet Hair removal cream for men.

I could also argue extenuating circumstances, having worked 36 hours without sleep, played on-line poker for another 12 hours solid, it probably wasn’t the best plan to try and use the product before bedtime. I was, however. motivated by a new booking with a new escort in my local town for the next day and wanted to create the right impression for her...well...if you include the impression to be one of a purple and red tadger and 2 plums, combining  a John Wayne impression with a cactus stuck firmly where the sun don’t shine, then that would be okay then.

After partaking in a hot bath, I liberally applied the cream on my plums and into the “hard to get at” areas that can often be neglected between my starfish and perineum.  I sat on a towel on my settee and listened to my favourite soundtrack of fine young cannibals – Good Thing, followed by Suspicious Minds. This serves to put me into a good mood, but this time I slowly drifted off into a melty melty sleep. Add into the mix the warm glow of the hair cream beginning to take effect..hmmm.

Not exactly sure what woke me at first. The banging of the front door from my next neighbours or the sound of someone screaming in my house. The sort of scream of someone in desperate and uncontrollable tortured pain and helplessness...or the hellfire excruciating burning pain equal to being skinned alive by a rusty metal  cheese grater. (although I haven’t tried that one recently)

As I got my bearings, it was then I also realised, with absolute horror, they were my screams that I could hear as I was now experiencing an outer body experience never felt before. As the screams resonated louder and the urgency of the front door being kicked in, I had to act fast.

Fortune favours the brave..So I grabbed the remaining tub of Neapolitan ice cream from the freezer, soft scoop luck would have it, and in a similar fashion, liberally spread it all over the offending regions. In order to ensure proper application, I had to lay on the floor, legs open, knees bent and pack it between the buttocks and nuts area. As the pain subsided, so did the screaming.

As my senses began to return, I was gutted that I had used more of the mint and chocolate third of the ice cream and left most of the strawberry, but that regret was now surpassed by the neighbours now successful attempt to break down my front door to be greeted by me naked on the floor, legs open with brown and green substance smeared over my buttock and nuts region.

So there you have it, wisdom and experience shows, always buy soft scoop ice cream for those important comforting moments at home, and little emergencies.  :thumbsup:

I know I've only been a member on here for a few weeks, but I would be staggered if there had been a more humorous post on here [or any other Board, no matter on what topic, for that matter] this Century than the above. 

I was going to put "funnier post"; but I want you to know, Ubb, that I'm laughing with, not at, you!  It's the way you tell it!!  :lol:

Offline paulkee

I know I've only been a member on here for a few weeks, but I would be staggered if there had been a more humorous post on here [or any other Board, no matter on what topic, for that matter] this Century than the above. 

Check out the reviews for this product in Amazon, link on the first page of this thread, you'll be in stitches I promise.

Offline Urban_G

Check out the reviews for this product in Amazon, link on the first page of this thread, you'll be in stitches I promise.
Indeed: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore

Funny though, Uglybugball's 'review' of this product has some uncanny similarities...



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