English-Lauren.xx @ the EroticStudio, Birmingham.

[Juankerr]

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Half-hour @ £50 + £10 for OWO.

Went to the studio recently and met Lauren and can confirm that she is English-Lauren.xx, the tattoo's don't lie. A couple of the pictures on the studio website, the 3rd and 5th are not actually her so I'd pay more attention to her AW profile pics which are accurate.

Lauren has a gorgeous body, lovely long legs, nicely toned stomach and a great bum with a fantastic pair of boobs with both nipples pierced, lots of tattoo's.
Facially she is a pretty girl with long blonde hair and a piercing just above her top lip.

Called up and made a booking, as always dealt with easily by the friendly staff at the studio. Clean and discreet as usual with no issues going in or out.

The maid showed me to one of the downstairs rooms, I then stripped off and was soon joined by Lauren who brought me a drink. Lauren was wearing an all in one black outfit with heels. 

I was aware prior to making the booking that Lauren doesn't allow RO and this was something I confirmed with her before we began, she was happy to do OWO for the extra £10 which is the norm at the studio.

So after a little chat we began with some light kissing on the closed mouth, I could tell she wasn't too keen on this so instead I took the opportunity to have a good long suck and lick of her lovely pert boobs while having a good feel of her bum while Lauren was giving my cock some light teasing with her hand.

I lay back on the bed as Lauren began some OWO which I enjoyed, a good pace with decent depth. While she was busy I had a good stroke of her bum and upper thigh's.

Onto the sex which was the best part of the meet, condom on and we began in missionary as Lauren held her legs tightly against me and occasionally stroked my chest while I continued at a steady pace, reaching down to feel those lovely boobs.
We switched into standing doggy with Lauren on the edge of the bed as I enjoyed the view in the mirror with Lauren giving me some nice subtle eye contact and pushing back gently against me. I gave her bum quite a few slaps as the intensity and pace escalated.

Lauren then went on top in cowgirl, first with her leaning back allowing me to hold up the palms of my hands against her nipples and getting a good handful of her boobs as she looked down on me again occasionally stroking my chest.
She then leant down close to me and upped the pace, riding me hard as I held onto her bum giving a few more slaps before I came.

Got myself cleaned up and then dressed as we chatted, I found her to be friendly and polite throughout the booking and aside from the kissing, her service was good having had the full h/h and not being rushed at any point.

I liked Lauren, she has got a really great body and the sex in particular was really enjoyable so the question is would I go back? Well I could see myself meeting Lauren again but I don't want to make a habit of doing bookings that don't include RO.

Happy punting, Juan 

[rob75]

This isn't Lauren who used to work in All Nations a few years back is it?

[Juankerr]

This isn't Lauren who used to work in All Nations a few years back is it?

No idea mate, never been there.

[Placebo88]

Her Adultwork profile needs updating and sorting out . Going by dates , everything is a few years old and too much is hard to understand .

Penetration and RO are not on her enjoys list . She has a tab of things she does not do but RO is not on that list anywhere . Then the separate girlfriend experience tab . Confusing .

Is everything off limits down below apart from sex ? For punters who like to give oral and touch that is a big restriction . Enough to make it unlikely for me to go . Shame as she sounds good at other things and the pictures look very promising . Any chance you asked why the RO ban - receiving RO has very low health risks , lots lower than giving OWO .

Many thanks for the review .

[Juankerr]

No problem Placebo88 

As I mentioned in the review I was aware prior to the booking that she doesn't allow RO, When confirming this at the start of the meet I didn't bother asking Lauren why she doesn't allow RO, its her choice and I respect that.

[BillyBackDoor]

Hi Juan, thanks for the informative review.

Just wondering why the neutral?  You indicate that you got what you expected and may even return.  Was it maybe the unexpected absence of FK?

No axe to grind, just curious.

[Juankerr]

BBD, as you know RO is a big part of a booking for me and something I really enjoy. Although I was aware that RO was not on the table, from my POV it did take away from the meet as a whole. Add to that the light kissing ( which wasn't that much of a surprise to me having done my homework ) those are the reasons for the neutral rating.

I mentioned that I could go back in the future and it is a possibility but realistically unlikely as I have better options available, and I need that RO! 

Hope that clears up your curiosity 

[vision2014]

I think really your review is not fair for the girl ive seen her a few times and her service has always been a good standard friendly at the start and at the end
You did your homework and new that she did not do a service you wanted so why say about it when someone asked you why a neutral review
if it was a big thing then you should only see girls who provide that

You said in your review you knew and accepted that you were visiting her knowing she was not going to provide this i do think if you do go and see her again like you said you might you will proberly leave a neutral again complaining of the same things

so iam afraid your negative review gets a 

[dboy74]

so iam afraid your negative review gets a 

It was a neutral 

[Juankerr]

vision2014

As dboy74 has pointed out this was a neutral review, NOT a negative.

I wasn't "complaining" about the lack of RO, merely commenting that it took something away from the meet as a whole from my point of view. As I have already mentioned I respect Lauren's choice to decide what services she provides.

Most punters know when leaving a meet whether it was good, bad or so-so and on this occasion I didn't leave with a beaming smile from ear to ear doing cartwheels up the street nor was I of the opinion that it had been poor so I thought a neutral rating was fair minded and I stand by that.

I'll look forward to one of your reviews from the "few times" you have met Lauren and you can rate that as you see fit. 

[vision2014]

You  have stated about the no RO and you  added the light kissing hence you have left a neutral review  really you should just have left the review has kissing was light so i feel a neutral for the review

The poor girl already states on her profile  that she does not do this service so why bother seeing her if thats your thing

[Juankerr]

You  have stated about the no RO and you  added the light kissing hence you have left a neutral review  really you should just have left the review has kissing was light so i feel a neutral for the review

The poor girl already states on her profile  that she does not do this service so why bother seeing her if thats your thing

See reply#9, don't feel the need to repeat myself.

[Placebo88]

You  have stated about the no RO and you  added the light kissing hence you have left a neutral review  really you should just have left the review has kissing was light so i feel a neutral for the review

The poor girl already states on her profile  that she does not do this service so why bother seeing her if thats your thing

I found this review most helpful , lots of good detail . The rating reflects how he felt about the experience , underwhelmed as I see it .There is plenty of information for each reader to make their own decision on .

You should try reading the profile , there is no place where it is stated that FK or RO are not available, not even under the I Do Not Offer tab . There is no talk of services at all on the EroticStudio website , although this is not the girl's fault . The profile needs a major overhaul .

It is up to her to select the services she does . RO is very important for a lot of punters , usually a standard service available , so it's absence is relevant to deciding upon a rating for other punters to see . I do see what you are saying to an extent , but I feel the reviewer has got it right , a positive would be misleading .

[vision2014]

I agree what you say placebo about alot of punters on here like RO but at the start of his review he wrote

 "I was aware prior to making the booking that Lauren doesn't allow RO and this was something I confirmed with her before we began, she was happy to do OWO for the extra £10 which is the norm at the studio."

So he knew before placing the booking its not on offer but he wanted to go ahead and see her yes he gave accurate review of her ive seen her a few times myself and can 100% back him up

but why state in his neutral review about the RO when he knew it was not on offer instead just commented on the kissing 

Im not going to ring a indian takeaway and ask if you do chow main because its what i like the most then go ahead and order  a balti then write a trip advise review with a neutral because they did not do chow main
I would simple ring a chinese up and get what i wanted

[legendinho]

In my experience  of writing  a review  I write how I felt at the end of a punt. Each person  experience  is unique  to them. That is what I look for. The review  is accurate  as you said.

Thanks for the review  Juan 

[dboy74]

I agree what you say placebo about alot of punters on here like RO but at the start of his review he wrote

 "I was aware prior to making the booking that Lauren doesn't allow RO and this was something I confirmed with her before we began, she was happy to do OWO for the extra £10 which is the norm at the studio."

So he knew before placing the booking its not on offer but he wanted to go ahead and see her yes he gave accurate review of her ive seen her a few times myself and can 100% back him up

but why state in his neutral review about the RO when he knew it was not on offer instead just commented on the kissing 

Im not going to ring a indian takeaway and ask if you do chow main because its what i like the most then go ahead and order  a balti then write a trip advise review with a neutral because they did not do chow main
I would simple ring a chinese up and get what i wanted

You have made your opinions clear......several times now!

Juan is a well respected reviewer in the Midlands and if he believes it was a neutral then a neutral it was.

Do you have a shield to polish or a trusty stead to groom?