Author Topic: Amy or Yoko, Walton on Thames - The bare minimum  (Read 1329 times)


1 review(s) for Yummy Yoko (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline davidcraig

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Date of meeting:
Yesterday, approximately 8:15pm

Comms:
Good, called for availability, agreed time with 30 minutes notice, postcode immediately sent, called upon arrival and given house number.

Price Paid:
£60 for 30 minutes

Venue:
Private house in Walton-on-Thames, I believe the lady lives there, modern-ish housing development, most of the parking is in front of houses, but pockets of kerbside parking available, no cost or restrictions. No shower offered at start or end, ok-ish room with some ambient lighting and candle, double bed, towel on bed did not smell the freshest, but not manky / damp at least.

Before launching into the review, let me give a bit of background, I have been lurking for a while and I know it's time to give back. I am mainly an FBSM man (I have some reviews on the auto-censored), but have started dipping into FS recently. I am SW London based, but things occasionally take me further out into the suburbs, yesterday was one such day. Walton-on-Thames should probably be classed as Surrey but it's on the London / Surrey border so I am placing it here as I expect it will be mostly Londoners looking at this area.

Instead of going to one of my tried and tested providers, I felt like something new (it's nice to eat out now and again). After a quick check of providers in the area in my price range (up to £60 for a 30 min service), Amy / Yoko came up, I had seen her Amy profile in Acemassage previously so was already aware and she had been on my B-list. After ascertaining availability, I made my way there (sat nav needed).

The Lady
After some faffing in finding the house as it's a size-able development with an awkward layout, Amy was at the door in a tatty towel bathrobe, not a great sign but as I had made the effort to drive there I decided to enter. Amy claims to be Japanese, but has strong Thai features and the accent, however she spoke some Japanese and about Japan, so it's possible that there is some mixed heritage or time spent there. Pictures are relatively accurate, but I would say slightly touched up / flattering, she is about a 5 or 6/10 in reality, under the bathrobe was a lingerie / bodysuit item of clothing, no heels or anything like that. Her demeanour was pleasant and friendly. Small boobs, about C-cup, small but longish soft nipples, nice bum, but nothing amazing or worth a special trip.

The Service
Not very good at all, offered a massage to start with, talc or oil. Opted for oil, reasonably firm, some rudimentary massage skills, nothing sensual, no reach-unders, swipes etc, she had undressed at this point. Turned over, starts pulling away at the chap to get it hard, as soon as there are signs of life, on with the rubber, no OWO entertained at all, what followed was a 2 minute session of standard covered BJ followed by a direct instruction to get on top. At this point it was becoming clear this was a lost cause, no amount of discussion was going to improve this service. I got on top, she lubed up and put the chap in, tried to kiss nipples, not allowed, no kissing of any type permitted, could not even put my head near her neck, felt like there had to be a gap of a foot between us at all times, asked for doggy and she obliged, I think she prefers this as it ensures no contact with her nipples. kissing attempts etc, all the time she is trying to get me to cum as soon as possible, eventually I shoot my load, the usual Thai type encouragement: "You strong man, come on baby" etc, she starts the clean up process. This had some strange elements, took the condom, squatted beside the bed slightly out of my sight and did some odd stuff with what sounded like newspapers / plastic bags, she was there a while! Left me to wipe myself. A thoroughly unfulfilling punt, the aim being to extract cum ASAP into a condom with minimal interaction and then get you out of the door, she seemed pleased it was over, entered at 8:15, exited at 8:38.

Pleasant enough lady, but not really cut out for this, no pride in her work at all, just a means to an end. I would not return under any circumstances. The veterans here will advise that I should have done more research, asked more questions, looked at the likes / services in more detail, not gone with a zero reviewed lady, all correct and sound advice, we live and learn.

Grateful for any feedback on my first review.





Rockhard

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Dreadful punt. Thanks for review. She would be ideal for Soho.

Offline drwho

I know she's shit. Her profile was Yummy Yoko at the time.

I don't believe she has any Japanese heritage whatsoever. The Japanese tend to pride themselves on their levels of service.

I saw her 3 years ago at the same location.
Stupidly I went for an hour (£100)

Sorry I should have reviewed at the time