Emilie of Watford (also London hotels)

[Steely Dan]

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One hour £180. Coms easy.
There were some positive words about Emilie here somewhere. In particular I noticed she was an agency girl who was £250 but could be booked for less on AW.  And British.  And profile looked good.
She is, for example, Amy from sugarbabes. Others too.
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The girl.
Profile says size 12.  As if.  I bet she only buys size 18.  Profile says 35.  Looks 45.  Ok nice big boobs.  That much is real.  But her belly is big too.  And a huge arse, with the sort of fat legs that make it hard to find your way to her pussy. I'd think her measurements more 40 45 50 than my ideal 36 24 36.  Her pics are so misleading as to be B&S in my book. Photoshop overload or 10 years old or both. This is the basis of my neg. Not the girl next door.  Like the Mum of the girl next door who likes her pies.

The meet.
She looked a bit older than I thought when I first saw her, but looked OK clothed.  Nice boobs. Outfit showed sexy cleavage. Nice chat.  Money handed over.  After we were upstairs she took off her clothes and I was in shock. A fat 40 something. I think I can pull better (Ok I cant really but I think I can). She was generous with her service.  Kissing OWO RO. Fucking in several positions in 2 rounds. Hey the money was spent, might as well fuck her.  It was a bit scary with her on top, but I was just about sturdy enough not to be crushed.

Sorry I am being a bit harsh.  She is a nice British lady, intelligent, drinks and shower offered, good company, works hard, a trained prossie, but I just didn't fancy her at all. Would not return.  Would not pick her up in a bar and fuck her for free. If you like a big MILF you really might like her.  Her personality and service were both good. But her profile is misleading as all hell.

[Makka124]

Her pictures look good but the size 12 on her profile has put me off, the pictures say I look size 8-10 BUT when you arrive and you see a big fatty the disappointment and shame

[maxjabby]

So annoying when the girls do that. Shame the false advertising law doesn't cover prossies AW profiles as well. How a size 12 and a size 18 are even close and she thinks she will get away with that I'll never know 

[tristen92]

Been tempted by her when searching the dry Watford punting area over the past couple of years. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

[SuitedandBooted]

Have seen her advertised by the agencies as early/mid 30s and some have even recommended her. But my scooby senses were never convinced as the photos are very shopped!

Sorry to hear you were duped, but at least you didn't spend £300 on her.

[jstrongerrrrr]

thanks for the review - saw her last summer at a hotel she uses in russell square - i kind of take it as a given that most escorts airbrush their photos and are probably a bit heavier, saggier, smaller or larger boobed, I remember her being curvy but not fat - she may have put on weight in the last year perhaps - I was in the mood for a curvy slutty looking milf and she fitted that brief for me...service was enthusiastic and I thought she was a nice lady.

[maxjabby]

Nice for a GILF 

Yes look on the bright side old boy; at least you didn't fork out £300  some poor fella probably has!

[Steely Dan]

thanks for the review - saw her last summer at a hotel she uses in russell square - i kind of take it as a given that most escorts airbrush their photos and are probably a bit heavier, saggier, smaller or larger boobed, I remember her being curvy but not fat - she may have put on weight in the last year perhaps - I was in the mood for a curvy slutty looking milf and she fitted that brief for me...service was enthusiastic and I thought she was a nice lady.

Yeah I can see that you could have enjoyed time with her.  I tried to add that balance to my review that she does fuck ok - but I am still pissed off that her pics lie so much ('cept I believe she hates running).  It may be that many airbrush, but when they do we need to call it out here every time.  There are some nice size 10-12s out there.  We cant ignore lies just because 'they all do'.  Cause not all do. Also not fair to the guys that like fat chicks as they miss out on her.

[jstrongerrrrr]

i agree that her photos are ridiculous and charging the 250/hour on sugar babes is criminal.

[GreyDave]

Yeah I can see that you could have enjoyed time with her.  I tried to add that balance to my review that she does fuck ok - but I am still pissed off that her pics lie so much ('cept I believe she hates running).  It may be that many airbrush, but when they do we need to call it out here every time.  There are some nice size 10-12s out there.  We cant ignore lies just because 'they all do'.  Cause not all do. Also not fair to the guys that like fat chicks as they miss out on her.

Thanks SD she has been on my HL for a while but thought pics looked to good to be and a bit expensive for me I thought she would be a treat at some point but its a Nooo . You are right some of us here like a big un though   HP

[maxjabby]

Yep also off my HL now. Over priced and over size from the look of it