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Offline pilgrim

I also have experienced this with sarah of Leeds.  It was back in april 2008. 

I went for RO but saw this white fluid and decided to give it a miss.  It was very white and sounds exactly as described by themajor.

I think Cassies comments clarify the matter.

Offline ladyofthemansion

What excuse do you guys make to come up again after heading down?

Offline Cactus

What excuse do you guys make to come up again after heading down?

I've only once had the experience of a disgusting smelly vagina, unfortunately I was young and naive at the time.  I smelt something as soon as I picked her up (it was a rare outcall to a hotel), tried to encourage her to share a shower with me, didn't happen - I'd seen her before we no hassle.  Only when I get her nickers off did I realise the source of the stench was betwixt her thighs when I tried to go down on her.  Instant erection killer, tried again to get her in the shower, again she refused, so I faked a phone call and said I had to go, she kept the cash.

These days I think how I dealt with it would depend on how well the punt was going up to that point, I'd try to get them in the shower, if that failed I'd tell her discreetly that perhaps she should give things a little wash.  She'd not appreciate it if I had a smelly cock and as the paying customer I expect her to be clean.  Doubt I'd be seeing her again.

fishy pong is usually bacterial vaginosis

Offline ladyofthemansion

fishy pong is usually bacterial vaginosis

Which can be caused by washing down there with anti bacterial hand wash.

Major, doesn't sound like the sort of thing you want to experience at the start of a punt.  Did you get your money back or did you just make your excuses and leave?

I'm quite the fan of some gushing, but to have it this early in the punt ain't good and sounds like she hadn't washed for you.  Or perhaps you're just such a handsome chap that you immediately got her dripping wet?  :drinks:

1. I made my excuses and left after paying in full
2. No, not at all handsome, quite old and crusty is closer to the truth :rolleyes:

Offline Dani

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Which can be caused by washing down there with anti bacterial hand wash.

It can be caused by using any type of soap actually.  Anything that upsets the ph balance will cause BV. hence the use of feminine washes which do not upset the PH balance and using balance active once a week to ensure the PH is normal

What excuse do you guys make to come up again after heading down?
Normally something witty like "Fuck me, your fanny is disgusting. I wouldn't go near that with a barge pole." usually works.

Tony Montana

Sure it's not Liquid Silk lube?  That looks white and viscous and can be confused with cum.

Offline lovingfacials

What excuse do you guys make to come up again after heading down?

One girl smeltliek she cracked open a can of tuna it was that bad................i said to her or words similar ' ir epass on the r.o. thanks that reeks'
 she didnt bat an eye, in fairness it was a poor punt, I did a f/b on p/n and its still there (Lea of Walsall)


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