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Offline RedKettle

 :yahoo: :dance:

After the punting disaster that August was for me I have a treat lined up this week - booked in with a girl I have not seen before but has been on my HL for ages.

Looking forward to it.

Hopefully will live up to my expectations and will actually happen.

Not going to reveal the lucky (!!) girls name in advance but if anyone wants to make a guess I will confirm by the end of the week - the winner will get a lavish prize, I will ask James to take them out on a MMF which he will review.

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Do we get any sort of clues? eg. Girl from Notts, Derby.... reviewed on here?  :unknown: :)

Offline RedKettle

Do we get any sort of clues? eg. Girl from Notts, Derby.... reviewed on here?  :unknown: :)

She is based in the EM (Notts or Leics) and yes reviewed on here.  I was trying to make sure it was a good punt so I hope this is a safe option.


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My first guess would be VeroniqueDiamo previously Veronica Diamond

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If I'm correct, you've chose a safe option ;)
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 01:56:41 pm by j122 »

Offline RedKettle

My first guess would be VeroniqueDiamo previously Veronica Diamond

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If I'm correct, you've chose a safe option ;)

excellent guess - now clearly I am not going to confirm answer before the event but I will say that she is one of the group of girls from which I chose the "winner"!!

of course the problem with running this light hearted thread is that someone will suggest a girl and I will think - "bugger should have booked her instead!"


vw

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Bet it's dani for a revenge punt  :bomb: :bomb:

Offline RedKettle

Bet it's dani for a revenge punt  :bomb: :bomb:

I was not going to disclose in advance of the punt whether guesses are right or wrong - but I will make an exception to say that no it is not Dani.  I decided that me and her are not a match made in heaven.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 09:08:23 pm by RedKettle »

Offline RedKettle

My guess is Riley-Lee
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Fuck me how have I missed her!!!  Now on my HL if I ever dare to venture up to Mansfield for a punt.

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Fuck me how have I missed her!!!  Now on my HL if I ever dare to venture up to Mansfield for a punt.

Aye I thought it was a strange guess as she isn't based in Notts and Leicester

Offline RedKettle

There is some real talent in Mansfield - some of the girls should move down the road to Nottingham!!

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Offline RedKettle

I would guess at Mandyfoxxx

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Quite want to visit this one myself

A very good guess - but I have been there already  :yahoo: and this week is a new girl to me.

vw

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Phoenixraynex my ex regular who moved up your way ish.

She would put the kettle on.   :lol:

Offline Steely Dan

Clearly I don't have the list that Golfy keeps on all your punts, but as far as I know you have not seen my top EMids punt.  I'll say who I am thinking of after the poll closes.

Woof woof. Sorry clearing my throat.

vw

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Clearly I don't have the list that Golfy keeps on all your punts, but as far as I know you have not seen my top EMids punt.  I'll say who I am thinking of after the poll closes.

Woof woof. Sorry clearing my throat.

The Werewolf of Sherwood?    :lol:

GolfNut

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The Werewolf of Sherwood?    :lol:

 :D :D Nah a Horny Dog who likes to go walkies!  ;)

Offline cueball

Are we playing a guessing game? Ooooo goody

I'm good at guessing games  :D

vw

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:D :D Nah a Horny Dog who likes to go walkies!  ;)

Dognut or ohwhatadog or reddog or picsinadog?

 :lol:

Offline cueball

Dognut or ohwhatadog or reddog or picsinadog?

Is that where the dog shit in the forest comes from? :sarcastic:

Anyway, I've donned my mystic meg hat and consulted my crystal ball....

I've only gone and found the kettles secret little floozy.....

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I can see him keeping this one to himself  :D

GolfNut

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Dognut or ohwhatadog or reddog or picsinadog?

 :lol:

Or Dogwaste(r)?  :lol: :lol:

The Morecambe and Wise show comes to Sherwood again. Bring me sunshine!

You missed this gem Cubenuts. External Link/Members Only. Keep her under your hat for emergencies.  :D

Offline RedKettle

Is that where the dog shit in the forest comes from? :sarcastic:

Anyway, I've donned my mystic meg hat and consulted my crystal ball....

I've only gone and found the kettles secret little floozy.....

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I can see him keeping this one to himself  :D

well it is still supposed to be a secret but just between us you might be right - looking forward to the OWO, without teeth that is.

Offline RedKettle



You missed this gem Cubenuts. External Link/Members Only. Keep her under your hat for emergencies.  :D

I thought this thread might unearth a few gems - unfortunately for HP rather than me  :scare:

Offline RedKettle

The girl I have booked has gone quiet - beginning to get that familiar sinking feeling that this is going to be a cancellation!  If so I am getting truly fed up with punting at the moment!

However I will not be resorting the the plan B girls you have identified above to cheer me up!

Could start a new guessing game as to what the excuse is going to be!!  I am going for a relative has been rushed into hospital.

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The girl I have booked has gone quiet - beginning to get that familiar sinking feeling that this is going to be a cancellation!  If so I am getting truly fed up with punting at the moment!

However I will not be resorting the the plan B girls you have identified above to cheer me up!

Could start a new guessing game as to what the excuse is going to be!!  I am going for a relative has been rushed into hospital.

That's a bit of a bombshell (??). Hope it ends up okay.

Offline Turtle Z

Chelsea Hart if you want to guarantee a top punt with a smidgeon of filth.  :hi:

Offline RedKettle

Chelsea Hart if you want to guarantee a top punt with a smidgeon of filth.  :hi:

She has been on my HL for ages - never actually managed to book her. 

My first September punt, the subject of this thread, was supposed to be this afternoon - but no comms at all so far today despite her asking me to confirm this morning.  I spoke to her yesterday and all was supposed to be OK. 

Why is something so simple - I pay you we fuck - often so bloody difficult.

Sureshot

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So what happened? Did she blow you out or suck you off??

Offline RedKettle

So what happened? Did she blow you out or suck you off??

what an terrible afternoon - thought it was off, then it was on, then it never happened!!

give me a day to consider my next step!!

Offline cueball

That's a bit of a bombshell (??). Hope it ends up okay.

Ooo you're a sharp un golfie, enigma had nowt on you pal  :sarcastic:

Bit of your old cold war skills coming out there agent g  :sarcastic:

GolfNut

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Ooo you're a sharp un golfie, enigma had nowt on you pal  :sarcastic:

Bit of your old cold war skills coming out there agent g  :sarcastic:

 :D :D Was that too subtle for you me old fruitcake??  :lol: :lol:  :cool:

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give me a day to consider my next step!!

We're here to help you, you've only got to ask.

Note... just re read that above statement, it's not help in a broakback mountain kind of way   :scare:

Offline cueball

:D :D Was that too subtle for you me old fruitcake??  :lol: :lol:  :cool:

Yes agent g, I don't do subtle, I do blunt  :D

GolfNut

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Yes agent g, I don't do subtle, I do blunt  :D

You're a charmer CB, you just don't know it.  :P

Offline cueball

You're a charmer CB

You're right there agent g  :hi:

Lovable.... that's me  :sarcastic:

Sureshot

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what an terrible afternoon - thought it was off, then it was on, then it never happened!!

give me a day to consider my next step!!

Only thing to do is name and shame the cunt. Particularly after this build up!!

Offline threechilliman

what an terrible afternoon - thought it was off, then it was on, then it never happened!!

give me a day to consider my next step!!

Fuck me, what a lot of tosh. Guessing games? Riddles?

Let me see if I can help you RK. Name her and then post a negative review. Job done.

tcm

GolfNut

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Only thing to do is name and shame the cunt. Particularly after this build up!!

I'm assuming it's one of the favourites so expect  :bomb:

Offline RedKettle

Fuck me, what a lot of tosh. Guessing games? Riddles?

Let me see if I can help you RK. Name her and then post a negative review. Job done.

tcm

The guessing games and riddles were all meant to be lighthearted fun, people could take part or ignore the thread - for my part the thread turned out to be more fun than the punt.   :(

I think my recent run of negative reviews shows that I am perfectly prepared to name, shame and give a negative to girls that mess me about or get stroppy!  However my choice when - the Kettle is on, you just have to wait for it to boil.

vw

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Only thing to do is name and shame the cunt. Particularly after this build up!!

One of these

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Offline cueball

the Kettle is on, you just have to wait for it to boil.
We're waiting pal, it'll be like a battle scene from Lord of rings, besglos sales will sore :D

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The maidens of sherwood

GolfNut

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We're waiting pal, it'll be like a battle scene from Lord of rings, besglos sales will sore :D
The maidens of sherwood

Does that mean you're putting your armour on and climbing up on your trusty steed in preparation CB?? :lol: :lol:

Offline cueball

Does that mean you're putting your armour on and climbing up on your trusty steed in preparation CB?? :lol: :lol:

Yes agent g, I've already sharpened my plastic sword, I'm ready to ride in and save her honour.

We'll ride in together comrade, shoulder to shoulder, you lead the way, I'll be your padawan  :sarcastic:

Well dazzle the meanies with our shining breast plates  :lol:

Offline threechilliman

The guessing games and riddles were all meant to be lighthearted fun, people could take part or ignore the thread - for my part the thread turned out to be more fun than the punt.   :(

I think my recent run of negative reviews shows that I am perfectly prepared to name, shame and give a negative to girls that mess me about or get stroppy!  However my choice when - the Kettle is on, you just have to wait for it to boil.

I'll warm the pot. You can't beat a good cuppa with a red one to read.

tcm

vw

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We're waiting pal, it'll be like a battle scene from Lord of rings, besglos sales will sore :D
The maidens of sherwood

Clearly this new let down has more White Knights than Dani,  I feel Polly may need us QueueBall when he does the review !  :bomb:

Offline cueball

We're ready when the kettle boils
« Last Edit: September 08, 2016, 04:06:47 pm by cueball »

Offline Jack Sinn

Anyone care to give RKs plumbs a good old flick and point him at the Keyboard. I got some popcorn on the way home I'm hoping for a good one

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OMG, I know we all shag escorts, but is your life that sad, pathetic & empty that you're waiting to pounce on this? 

vw

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OMG, I know we all shag escorts, but is your life that sad, pathetic & empty that you're waiting to pounce on this?

Says the saddo that bumped it because they want to know too !  :sarcastic:

Offline RedKettle

OK I am back - sorry for the delay, my OH had me running around all weekend and every time I opened UKP there was another job to do!!!  If only she was as energetic and demanding in the bedroom  :dash: :dash:

Actually she was about a year ago - but that was energetically wanting it redecorated and new furniture built.  :(

Anyway the girl I had picked for my reliable Sept punt was Alex Stone who has been on my HL for ages and I had her marked down as sure fire quality, which she probably is if you actually meet her.

Anyway I called her on the Friday to book for Wednesday, very unusual for me to book that far in advance but I wanted to be sure.  Nice chat, she sounds great, and agreed I would call on the Wednesday morning to confirm.

I actually called on the Tuesday to confirm because I wanted the postcode to help plan the Wednesday.  Again nice chat, she remembered the earlier call and confirmed the booking.  Said she would text the postcode - which she did not but I was not bothered about that.

Wednesday morning arrived and I call to confirm, I was not sure whether my call on Tuesday meant I did not need to but I was not taking any chances and also I wanted the postcode.  Anyway her phone was off - no ability to leave a message, it just said unable to connect.  I sent a text as well as trying several times throughout the morning to call.

Booking was for 2 and by 1 I have sinking feeling that my recent history of being let down is going to continue.  I make a couple of calls for a plan B but neither girl can make it.  Despite having given up I call again at about 1.40 and she answers, sounds like she is driving.  Clearly she has forgotten about the booking at 2 and says can we push it back to 2.30.  I say OK and ask for the postcode, she apologises at this point for not sending it and says will text - which she does.

So at this stage I am putting my positive head back on, it was a blip, mark her down for organisation, but the punt will probably be fantastic.

Anyway I get to her area at 2.20 and I am on foot having parked some way away.  (Of course if I had had the postcode when I asked for it I could have planned things better.)  So I call her to say that I am here, I know I am early so shall I wait 10 minutes or is she ready now?  She says she will call me in a couple of minutes.

Time marches on and it gets to 2.35 - I am puzzled as she said a couple of minutes and I am also feeling that I am beginning to look alittle odd and getting attention from the locals.  It is a decent area but when standing/strolling around with a guilty conscience 15 minutes is a long time.

Over the next 5 minutes I call her twice and text but with no response.  I get to 2.40 and frankly I am fed up and mad.  I text saying that I have had enough and I am going.

When I switch my phone back on later I have text messages telling me she was ready at 2.25 and tried to call me - I find that puzzling as I was in a great signal area with my phone on and in my hand. 

However unlike another recent similar experience she was not stroppy so I said how about trying again Friday, to which she said OK but call her on the day to arrange it.  My plan at that stage was to see her on the Friday and hopefully write a positive review with this saga either as a separate neutral/negative or as a footnote to the positive.  However Friday she was not then working!!!

So where am I now?  Well pissed off that I am having a terrible run, although I saw Katy77 on Friday as a last minute plan B and had a good time.  The contrast was telling - quick phone call and 30 minutes later I am shagging her!!  That said a regular has just cancelled on me for this evening, although in that case I believe it might actually be genuine.

Should I post a negative?  I have not made up my mind to be honest.  I was probably a little quick of the mark after 10 minutes to walk away, but given my recent history plus the messing around from Alex to get to that point and the strange inconsistency of her saying a few minutes and then going silent I think it was understandable.   

Views appreciated if anybody has got to the end of the post - sorry it goes on!