Sapphire Sauna Swanley, girl ok but rip off prices

[od13218]

No website- postcode BR8 8ES
Standard walk in sauna/massage arrangement. Haven't done one for years but was passing through and couldn't find any local AW ladies available and needed release.
Receptionist said £30 for massage and prices from 40 to negotiate with the girl. Should have realised straight away that I'd end up paying over the odds.
Taken through to another room with 2 surly looking girls- since I'd already paid the massage fee I thought I'd better go through with it. Picked the less surly looking one, Carla, who actually turned out to be nice enough. Slim, olive skinned, facially maybe a 7 and friendly enough.
Got in the room and prices were discussed- the minimum was 60! I told her what the receptionist said and she said "she doesn't know what goes on here"- aye right! Anyway I ended up paying £50 (all I had) plus a handful of US dollars (about 7) left over from a business trip, for massage plus FS.
On paper I've had worse value, but the massage was really dismal, very light with no sense of eroticism at all. Ironically when I turned over and she climbed on top for cowgirl I then came almost instantly! Clearly I was super horny which may explain my bad decisions that day...should have had a wank at home.
Carla was friendly and gave me a bit more of a massage but it was fairly lame. She is Italian, a language I know, and enjoyed speaking italian with me, but I didn't come for a chat or conversation practice so frankly left feeling ripped off and disappointed.
Won't make that mistake again.

[robboflam]

Shame i didnt see this review before i went !. The shopfront has no name/phone number but looks like this place used to be called Sapphire. Am not local but had some time to kill so wandered in. £20 for 10 mins massage and receptionist says there is a mid 40's English lady (who looks amazing you would never realise her age) or 20's Romanian lady. So she opens the door and the mid 40's lady looked....mid 40's, and certainly nothing special. So i opt for the Romanian lady who appears to speak little english, get shown to a changing room, deposit stuff in locker and come back out....to find a completely different lady saying "ready?, go upstairs". Hmmm, the Romanian (who was best of the bunch) is suddenly "busy" so the small head leads the big head upstairs. "£60 for 30 mins, £100 for 60". There's me with only £50 thinking £70 total is about right. She says its been quiet and £50 is OK, disappears to stash the cash,then returns and removes her top & bra. Saggiest tits around, nice nipples though. Saggy belly, guessing a pregnancy or two. Very simple top of back massage for 2-3 mins, then turn over. Straight into hand relief, quite rough, waving the poor thing left/right.Spying the condom on the side I say "shall we move on to sex", to be told "sex isnt included in £50...only hand or OW". Lost enthusiasm at this point, but she put the condom on, a pretty average attempt at BJ mixed in with more rough squeezing of balls. I'd persuaded her out of her trousers/knickers by now...albeit they were round her knees as she perched on the massage table. Didnt object to pussy touching albeit very hard to get at with her seating position. A few more mins of her trying hard (too hard?) and i decided enough was enough and called it a day.
Shame i couldnt get onto here or adultwork to checkout the local talent (blocked on my mobile....i need a punting phone !)....could have got something much better for £70 i think. Live and learn !!