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5 review(s) for your busty laura (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Megazord

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So I called on Friday night to book a 3pm slot on Saturday and all was confirmed. The next day I asked for the address and there were some patchy comms as sometimes the maid's phone is switched off but I was looking forward to the 3pm slot. I was near the area at 2pm so I asked if I can come earlier and she said you can later at 3.15pm. I immediately called the maid at 2.45 and she said I can go now if I wanted to, which I did, only to be led into the room with another prossie called Lisa.

Good thing I asked if she was Laura because she looked nothing like her pictures. I started insisted on seeing Laura and the other prossies came down and said she was busy now and she had to leave at 4pm. Really disappointed so I left and called to berate the maid, however she said I can go in at 3.15pm for 1 hour and so I did later on.

The pictures of Laura were photoshopped but she was cute and bubbly and with nice tits so I went with it. At first she wasn't intend on blowing me OWO but after much coaxing she finally did, the same thing with FK, she kept giving excuses about her lips but eventually she relented and went with extended periods of it. However, the punt was really rushed and she kept trying to make me cum ASAP, and after cumming 35 mins into the punt (she took a few breaks and left the room at one point) she popped into the shower and told me to join her and then got dressed. Turned out she was not intending to stay the full hour and she kicked me out within 50 mins. Seriously if she cannot do 1 hour she should just have said it, but I guess all of them are money grubbing whores. Overall I was really unsatisfied with the punt and the stupid communications and I have to give this a big fat negative.

« Last Edit: September 03, 2016, 04:35:39 PM by Megazord »


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Online The_Don

Good detail in this negative review thanks for sharing and the warning.

Did she offer any of the £100 back, for mucking you around (start time): showering, 35 mins of service and kicking you out before the time was up?

I punted another W/G at the same location as Laura and noted some other W/G there.

I had poor comms and were clearly back to back booking punters.

But I got my full time and W/G (I punted) offered me a good service and willing attitude


« Last Edit: September 03, 2016, 05:25:24 PM by The_Don »

Offline Megazord

She did apologize profusely for the maid's poor communications but she did not offer to give back any of the £100. I even asked if I could stay for 1 hour before the start of the punt and she said yes even though in hindsight it's clear she had no intention of completing the full hour as her shift ended at 4pm

Online The_Don

She did apologize profusely for the maid's poor communications but she did not offer to give back any of the £100. I even asked if I could stay for 1 hour before the start of the punt and she said yes even though in hindsight it's clear she had no intention of completing the full hour as her shift ended at 4pm


Looks like she dropped her rates, I remembered seeing them at £120 before.

But still the fact she took your money and was unwilling to provide you. With the paid for time, service and attitude is IMO poor form on her part and the maid.
« Last Edit: September 03, 2016, 05:29:26 PM by The_Don »

Offline Megazord


Looks like she dropped her rates, I remembered seeing them at £120 before.

But still the fact she took your money and was unwilling to provide you. With the paid for time, service and attitude is IMO poor form on her part and the maid.

Yes absolutely. It's more disappointing considering the two highly positive reviews I read about her so I had high expectations going in. The only negative review was on the poor comms but I thought maybe the service will make me overlook it but it turned out to be my worst punt in months

Thanks for the review this saves my time. Maid confirmed 7pm booking with Laura so I asked if she is still up for it. Was told she is off. Total ponzi scam last time the maid cancelled my booking and tried to get me to see Lisa in the same building. Lying b1tch

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So I called on Friday night to book a 3pm slot on Saturday and all was confirmed. The next day I asked for the address and there were some patchy comms as sometimes the maid's phone is switched off but I was looking forward to the 3pm slot. I was near the area at 2pm so I asked if I can come earlier and she said you can later at 3.15pm. I immediately called the maid at 2.45 and she said I can go now if I wanted to, which I did, only to be led into the room with another prossie called Lisa.

Good thing I asked if she was Laura because she looked nothing like her pictures. I started insisted on seeing Laura and the other prossies came down and said she was busy now and she had to leave at 4pm. Really disappointed so I left and called to berate the maid, however she said I can go in at 3.15pm for 1 hour and so I did later on.

The pictures of Laura were photoshopped but she was cute and bubbly and with nice tits so I went with it. At first she wasn't intend on blowing me OWO but after much coaxing she finally did, the same thing with FK, she kept giving excuses about her lips but eventually she relented and went with extended periods of it. However, the punt was really rushed and she kept trying to make me cum ASAP, and after cumming 35 mins into the punt (she took a few breaks and left the room at one point) she popped into the shower and told me to join her and then got dressed. Turned out she was not intending to stay the full hour and she kicked me out within 50 mins. Seriously if she cannot do 1 hour she should just have said it, but I guess all of them are money grubbing whores. Overall I was really unsatisfied with the punt and the stupid communications and I have to give this a big fat negative.

Yes,  but as we're often being reminded "it's a business transaction." This isnt a criticism of you Megazord as you didnt come out with this hackeyed phrase once again,  but the two things don't go together.  Obv,  bad service/false advertising is crap. But there's nothing wrong with being a money grubbing whore. (If I had a daughter who was whoring I'd be advising her grub as much money as you can...then the world's your oyster.., buy a pile of louboutins... fund your Ph.D...get a broker recommendation n from your accountant and a short position on Japanese govt bonds before the sovereign debt crisis hits ...whatever... ) So if it's business of course most people in business are going to try to get maximum money for minimum effort. That's why some (not all) posters on escort forums dislike "hobbyists" and the perpetual consumer revolt that is the punting forum. Having said this I used to see a nice Bulgarian lady who used to give me a tenner back for a post-punt kebab.  Her poor heart!  Obviously melted. :kissgirl: "Human affairs... in which nearly everything is paradoxical." (Immanuel Kant,  1784)


5 review(s) found for your busty laura linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline Persie

I booked yesterday and when I asked for the address, I got a RM post-code so they are obviously organised.
She sent over the correct post-code but it gave a bad impression. So I thought 'fuck off' if you can't show that level of attention at booking and didn't bother showing  :bomb:

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Offline Megazord

I booked yesterday and when I asked for the address, I got a RM post-code so they are obviously organised.
She sent over the correct post-code but it gave a bad impression. So I thought 'fuck off' if you can't show that level of attention at booking and didn't bother showing  :bomb:

Yes they really need to get a new maid. Doesn't help that the maid is not good with her English. Honestly I believe without the maid messing things up with the timings the punt would have gone much better

Offline Megazord

Now that some time has elapsed I have calmed down a bit more, I must say the sex with Laura although rushed was pretty good with varied positions, a nice oily titwank and a CIM finish. Thats why I feel that if the maid did not put me 45 mins before her shift ended for a 1 hour punt it would have gone a lot better  :dash:

Hi Megazord,

Really sorry to hear about your bad experience. The maid is completely useless and I even said to Laura two days ago that she needs to get a better one or she will lose customers. It is a shame she did not listen...




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