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Author Topic: bubblypudi and alexcums (the chicken children)  (Read 4056 times)


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Offline sirlean

its always you sympathizing with the plight of a prossie  :sarcastic:

??? WTF - who are you tho, do you know me? Why are you even commenting like you know me. I said the girl is immature and you are expecting a mature service from an immature girl. How is that defending her. KMT

Pumps i have nothing against you but you irritating me with all this rubbish. Stick to reviewing

Offline sirlean

you do fucking love a prossie dont you

prossies say a lot of things when it comes to age and its never truthful

Oh so she dont look young? Do you all kiss each other or something or do you each have your own mind.

Offline pumps

??? WTF - who are you tho, do you know me? Why are you even commenting like you know me. I said the girl is immature and you are expecting a mature service from an immature girl. How is that defending her. KMT

Pumps i have nothing against you but you irritating me with all this rubbish. Stick to reviewing

dont get your knickers in a twist...

Yes I do know you and your posts on here, at times youre a self appointed knight / prossie ambassador, making requests / status updates and so forth on their behalf's.


Patronising comments like "You gotta remember blah blah" given your previous history just comes across like your defending / excusing the poor performance.

Offline sirlean

Cool, so i can't have an opinion that is different from yours basically. If i want to see a prossie that young and i complain about her service being rubbish or she is messing about by not being there then why shouldn't i take some responsibility for that.

I make comment and you say something to divert the focus from the review. Continue with what you are good at Pumps!!

She's probably 30 years old. Prossie age calculation:

Take real age
Minus half of the current temperature in celcius
Add the number of letters in the surname of the last client you outed
Minus the number of hours sleep you had on this day last year.

That should give you a prossie age of -4. Shit

Online Zeusthedoc

Back to the diabetes thing...

I'm sure that if sugar level drops, i.e; hypoglycemia - a quick sugar boost is required.... sweets. As was previously mentioned, in hypo situations i doubt you'd walk home carrying your food, up a flight of stairs perhaps, and suddenly struggle to open a door....


My experience of people with diabetes is they are regimented with their diets.

I'm going to go ahead and call bs

Offline alexcums

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I just want to say that Brixton is 1 stop away from Stockwell, it only takes about 5 minutes to get there. I had to quickly get back to the station to get on the train before I could actually start eating because i knew I had to be back in time, this made me go more low but maybe if I wasn't getting so many calls then I wouldn't have been so stressed out. if any of you knew about diabetes then it takes about 15 minutes for you to recover properly from a low sugar level even after you've eaten, the locks in stockwell are all dodgy and theres about 5 different keys on one set, i couldn't work out which key it was. when I get low sugar levels, I get dizzy, my legs go weak and I can't think properly so yeah sometimes it is really hard for me to do simple things like open a door.

I was never in the chicken shop either, those were the other girls, clients come in through the front door (next to the chicken shop) and i went in through the back door by Sainsburys. I asked the client to wait another 5 minutes because I had to wait for the girls to come in but he said he would leave it. Because i am very new at this I apologize, I'm not going to get everything right straight away! I am not allowed to take bookings if the other girls aren't in the room because I am so young so thats why you had to wait longer.

But guys, there is no need for you to all be chatting shit about me, you're all grown men and i'm an 18 year old girl, sorry i didn't make it back in time but shit happens sometimes, thats life, sometimes you can't always help it. Im about making my money, you think I would tell you to come and then not see you? thats dumb. I'm only telling everyone the actual truth because I don't want people thinking badly of me and then I lose customers.


Also, my manager deals with my profile so I didn't write that over 40's thing.

Offline alexcums

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Back to the diabetes thing...

I'm sure that if sugar level drops, i.e; hypoglycemia - a quick sugar boost is required.... sweets. As was previously mentioned, in hypo situations i doubt you'd walk home carrying your food, up a flight of stairs perhaps, and suddenly struggle to open a door....


My experience of people with diabetes is they are regimented with their diets.

I'm going to go ahead and call bs




Yes you're right but I didn't have sweets on me at the time! I brought KFC from brixton with a normal coke, I drank the coke whilst i was walking back to the station, but even then it still takes a while for my sugars to go up, i also hadn't eaten anything that whole day because i was with clients so I still felt low.



Also, my Pimp deals with my profile so I didn't write that over 40's thing.

There you go I helped you out and corrected it dont worry I don't want a cut for changing it for you

dont get your knickers in a twist...

Yes I do know you and your posts on here, at times youre a self appointed knight / prossie ambassador, making requests / status updates and so forth on their behalf's.


Patronising comments like "You gotta remember blah blah" given your previous history just comes across like your defending / excusing the poor performance.

Can't believe I have not seen this post but your 100 percent on the money it always seems to be sirlean defending prossies or requesting pics get taken down. Maybe he would be best suited over on prossienet they love his sort over there :hi:

I just want to say that Brixton is 1 stop away from Stockwell, it only takes about 5 minutes to get there. I had to quickly get back to the station to get on the train before I could actually start eating because i knew I had to be back in time, this made me go more low but maybe if I wasn't getting so many calls then I wouldn't have been so stressed out. if any of you knew about diabetes then it takes about 15 minutes for you to recover properly from a low sugar level even after you've eaten, the locks in stockwell are all dodgy and theres about 5 different keys on one set, i couldn't work out which key it was. when I get low sugar levels, I get dizzy, my legs go weak and I can't think properly so yeah sometimes it is really hard for me to do simple things like open a door.

I was never in the chicken shop either, those were the other girls, clients come in through the front door (next to the chicken shop) and i went in through the back door by Sainsburys. I asked the client to wait another 5 minutes because I had to wait for the girls to come in but he said he would leave it. Because i am very new at this I apologize, I'm not going to get everything right straight away! I am not allowed to take bookings if the other girls aren't in the room because I am so young so thats why you had to wait longer.

But guys, there is no need for you to all be chatting shit about me, you're all grown men and i'm an 18 year old girl, sorry i didn't make it back in time but shit happens sometimes, thats life, sometimes you can't always help it. Im about making my money, you think I would tell you to come and then not see you? thats dumb. I'm only telling everyone the actual truth because I don't want people thinking badly of me and then I lose customers.


Also, my manager deals with my profile so I didn't write that over 40's thing.

Also when you say manager do you mean PIMP let's be straight here  :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Alexcums, you're young so I'm going to give you some advice. And don't think I'm being condescending.

There's an old saying that goes:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

You should just quit posting now before you lose more customers.

Online saintsfan

I disagree - her posts are entertaining and give an insight into the mind of an 18yo WG - keep posting until you get banned!

And what happened to her mate Bubblypudi https://www.adultwork.com/3365963 or https://www.adultwork.com/bubblypudi


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Offline punther

i actually believe her you know lol

@alex it is what it is you've explained yourself...no need to try to justify yourself further

all the cards are on the table now and based on what has been said potential punters can decide if they want to see you or not. Just leave it at that

Offline The_Don

alexcums seem contradictory, IMO 

But guys, there is no need for you to all be chatting shit about me


On this forum members review and have discussions about W/G (good and bad).


you're all grown men and i'm an 18 year old girl

Punters are young and old, some are seasoned, others are unversed in punting. This site has helped many punters (IMO), including me.



you're all grown men and i'm an 18 year old girl

Im about making my money, you think I would tell you to come and then not see you?

I don't want people thinking badly of me and then I lose customers.


So before you stated your an "18 year old girl" (callow) and grown men should know better  :unknown:

But when:



You seemed very materialistic and far the from ignorance of a teenager (IMO).


Also, my manager deals with my profile so I didn't write that over 40's thing.
So tell this "manager" to remove it  :unknown:

As many punters are over 40 or maybe because his a "Pimp", you can't  :lol:





« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 05:34:06 PM by The_Don »

Offline pumps

Well I hate to burn my bridges with this prossie as I wanted a round two, but I nearly believed her not being in the chicken shop down stairs excuse, untill she tried to palm off the over 40's thing on her manager, he may have written the profile but it was under your instruction, As I asked her about that (no over 40's policy) and she screwed up her face like over 40's were decrepit granddads and said "they're old"  :sarcastic:.

That said, she's still a very good young fuck toy - BUT prossies that post rebuttals and excuses on ukp turn me off, but a prossie with a negative review on ukp still looks appealing to me for visiting.  :hi:

so in layman's terms don't deny the truth, just own it.

Offline sirlean

Can't believe I have not seen this post but your 100 percent on the money it always seems to be sirlean defending prossies or requesting pics get taken down. Maybe he would be best suited over on prossienet they love his sort over there :hi:

Lol you sir...i have no response for. You talk just as much nonsense as your boyfriend.

"it always seems to be sirlean defending prossies or requesting pics get taken down" You are referring to ONE girl. ONE....get your facts straight.

Offline sirlean

i actually believe her you know lol

@alex it is what it is you've explained yourself...no need to try to justify yourself further

all the cards are on the table now and based on what has been said potential punters can decide if they want to see you or not. Just leave it at that

Someone with a brain! Well said!

Offline Cunning Punt

As I asked her about that (no over 40's policy) and she screwed up her face like over 40's were decrepit granddads and said "they're old"  :sarcastic:.

so in layman's terms don't deny the truth, just own it.

Yes, exactly. That line blaming her pimp, sorry manager, looked bollocks. Thanks for confirming that with her, Pumps, because I can see anyone who looks over 40 is likely to get a shit service if her heart isn't in it, or even turned away if she's got the chance of another booking.  :hi:

As I've mentioned before, she did try to make the age limit 30, but she had to raise the bar because that clearly wasn't working out financially. And, as she says, she is "about making money".
« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 08:50:16 PM by Cunning Punt »

Lol you sir...i have no response for. You talk just as much nonsense as your boyfriend.

"it always seems to be sirlean defending prossies or requesting pics get taken down" You are referring to ONE girl. ONE....get your facts straight.

It's not nonsense I'm sure others can find the thread, with you claiming a certain new cross prossie was on holiday in america and she's back the following Saturday you seem to do quite a bit of communicating with prossie's.

Emails back and forth and also stating that she wants her pictures taken off.


Offline sirlean

It's not nonsense I'm sure others can find the thread, with you claiming a certain new cross prossie was on holiday in america and she's back the following Saturday you seem to do quite a bit of communicating with prossie's.

Emails back and forth and also stating that she wants her pictures taken off.



You don't even make sense.

Thread (singular) Prossie (singular) ONE - what i say relates to one person. So where are the OTHER THREAD(S) or PROSSIE(S) that you claim i have requested pics to be taken down or me running back and forth as you say. Where is that evidence? I have to say it..you guys just like saying my name. All good. Continue


Offline pumps

You don't even make sense.

Thread (singular) Prossie (singular) ONE - what i say relates to one person. So where are the OTHER THREAD(S) or PROSSIE(S) that you claim i have requested pics to be taken down or me running back and forth as you say. Where is that evidence? I have to say it..you guys just like saying my name. All good. Continue

one prossie is bad enough tbh -

« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 11:21:06 PM by pumps »

You don't even make sense.

Thread (singular) Prossie (singular) ONE - what i say relates to one person. So where are the OTHER THREAD(S) or PROSSIE(S) that you claim i have requested pics to be taken down or me running back and forth as you say. Where is that evidence? I have to say it..you guys just like saying my name. All good. Continue

I like making sure white knights and fluffies like yourself get all the exposure they deserve.





« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 11:20:12 PM by Brazilian Martian »

I like making sure white knights and fluffies like yourself get all the exposure they deserve


Those that make admins watch list dont normally last that long.... so keep them peeled


Offline punk

Is Sirlean another previously banned member?




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