Ok here goes felt the urge for some naughty fun. And spotted Roxanns profile. Pics look good so gave her a bell, northern lass spoke English seemed nice enough she offered me a duo with her friend Diana for £250 as usual price is £300 thought fuck it lets ave a 3some.
Here's them
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only So I arrived with a bottle of wine was met by Diana, her adult photos are old she is a lot bigger and her tits are big natural but saggy.. Face wise she is above average... Roxann is fitter same as pics so she is obviously the eye candy to draw you in.....
So explained what I wanted they agreed handed over the cash and started stripping while diana show alittle interest and Roxann just kept playing with her phone answering calls and texting. Not a great start at all....We cracked open the wine and they said why don't we chat..... Fuck chatting I wanna get this started. So tried to liven them up. Got a bit of tit play from both of them and Diana sucked me off and I came on her tits while Roxann kept disappearing in to the toilet...with her fucking phone I called her back and stated I wanted a lesbian show.... Which was so half arsed they were at arms length and was more like a blind man searching for his fucking cane, dido play was just on Diana and Roxann got fuck all of it..that's it I thought fuck it I wanna fuck. Told Roxann I wanna fuck her and got Diana instead fucked her in doggy for 15 mins while again Roxann disappeared with her phone.... tried calling her back in, but she wasn't having none of it..... Tried telling me she had the shits and the wine had gone thru her. At this stage I pull out of Diana and said fuck this I'm off you girls are fucking shit.... At this point Diana squeezes out the big squelch of a pussy fart I have ever heard it lasted like 3 minutes... I shit you not it was like she was farting the fucking alpha bet....I was kinda in shock... It was a real mood breaker... And just fucking plainly wrong on so many levels... And it had an odour that could clear a room... Not a horrible odour but enough for you take notice and she blames me saying its because you have a big cock.... Fuck that love I think it's more like you got a big fucking GUNT that's crying out as it wants to divorce your fucking brain....
At this point I'm 40 mins in I'm bored pissed off, Roxann the eye candy is arguing with the carzie... Telling me the shits are destroying her will to live... The room stinks of gunt.....I'm thinking fuck this I'm outta here, before I went I home truthed both of them and told them they were fucking awful and the shittest threesome I have ever had the pleasure in taking part in.... And to stick to there day jobs.....
Fucking shit location, room was messy, and was a waste of money......
Roxann might be a 7 out 10 but she is more of a maid then a working girl....
Waste of £250 just wanted out of there.
They are fucking awful not worth £100 for the pair. Actually not worth a reach around from a blind tramp..... With Parkinson's ..
I got owo some boob play from Diana and came on her tits and feel of Roxanns tits and look at her cunt.....
Feel ashamed of myself
Robbing cunts
Should of asked for my money back... But the smell of Diana's gunt fart was still filling the room and I just wanted some outside air.... So I left feeling pissed off.
Cunts
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