Chinese rub'n' tug parlor on Haydons Road, Wimbledon
Had booked a 2 hour massage here (complete brainstorm - never been here before, why would I do that?). £40 per hour
Was offered two Chinese girls, chose one who then tried to upsell to one hour with two of them. I don't normally like two girls - I feel that each is often inhibited by the presence of the other and I find it hard to relax properly - never sure what to concentrate on. But allowed myself to be persuaded (£80 1 hr - so same price, half the time). Was offered HE early on, but turned it down, confident that they would try and tempt me later.
So, massage starts, one doing my legs (reasonable massage) while the other made perfunctory circles on my back with her hands while alternately sniffing loudly and yawning. Then a little tickle on my tackle and "Yew wan any extras dahling?" Thinking with little head I agreed and bargained down from £40 to £20. Hand job was ok, nothing special. touching them was an extra £10 (more negotiation) and then very limited.
Got my pop shot, rubbed down with paper towels (offered a shower but I just wanted to get out).
Should have stuck with my staple in Raynes Park - but sometimes you just fancy a change...