External Link/Members OnlySaw this girl a few days ago. Its in a skanky flat which has a wooden panel nailed up over a front door on Forest Road - disguising a broken door panel/window. After my experience I wouldn't be surprised if it was caused by a previous disgruntled punter.
I'd phoned and confirmed all Bruna's services were genuine - I was after owo and a cim finish - I also made sure of the authenticity of her pics before heading out the door.
When I got to the post code zone I was given the door number but was asked by Brunas maid if l could I wait for ten minutes. I Killed time looking for the exact location of the flat and buying an ice cream a few doors up after establishing how skanky the place looked from the outside. Ate the ice cream and weighed up if the crack den appearance would be worth braving. The pics were supposed to be authentic though I reminded myself.
after 10 minutes I phone again - was asked 'could I wait for another 5?'… oh FFS!!!
It was then I saw a rather leggy brunette hang her head out of the door smoking a fag. Walked past her and checked her out - it wasn't the girl. Nearly got back on my bike and cycled home - but the anticipation had given me a massive horn and it wouldn't let me leave.
The girl had gone back in while I dithered. Fuck it I thought - in for a penny. Rang her - told her I was outside. I get let in by fag-girl who leads me down a dark scruffy corridor into a kitchenette in a dark ground floor flat. Im told to wait in the room next door. The room next door has been created by separating the kitchen from the bedroom with a line of cheap 70's wardrobes and curtaining. It would otherwise have been open plan. oh dear things aren't improving… the room is lit by a white fluorescent tube which is so bright it hurts your eyes and would make the inside of your fridge seem cosy.
At this stage Im still not sure whether the girl I had been led into the flat by is going to offer the service. Would this be a bait and switch? She seemed attractive actually on second glance - nice figure, long legs, hot pants - but white as porcelain and I was after some chocolate today so steeled myself to walk if this turned out to be the case.
But no… in walks Bruna and she is definitely the girl in the pics. Dark skinned and sultry with a great figure. Phew what a relief. She seems smiley and pleasant. once again I check the services are as advertised and now I can see how hot she is I decide to go for a full hour - paying an extra £20 for the owo/cim. So £120 all-in
She takes the money next door and then comes in to start the action. I ask if its possible to alter the rather harsh lighting. Her solution to this is turning the main light off and turning her phones torch on!! I kid you not! so we are now in semi darkness. I ask is there not a table lamp anywhere - apparently there isn't. She then fiddles with her phone and puts some really shit brazilian music with some male vocodered music on and tells me how much she likes music and clubbing. The music is made especially shit by the tinny speakers its having to play through.
I lean in to give her a kiss. She immediately turns her head to the side and says 'no kissing' - WTF?!!… I hadn't checked whether this was on her profile (Ive subsequently checked - and it is) so I don't argue the toss, but as you can imagine Im a bit put out. She waits for me to get out of my clothes.
after allowing me to kiss her a few times on the cheek and feel her arse she gets on the bed and waggles it in the air.
Its a nice sight - she's as trim and toned as she looks in the pics. I join her on the bed and we embrace.
After a bit of repositioning and slipping my cock between her breasts and a bit of breast sucking by me – (I establish they aren't natural), she then pretty swiftly goes in for the BJ. Virtually no build up, kissing or sensuality - straight in. Head bobbing up and down mechanically with minimum of skill or care. Its all too fast for my liking and she's trying to use her hands - its like she is trying to get me to come as quick as possible - we are only about 5 minutes into our meeting and I have paid for an hour. I explain 'we have time - slow down' I explain I like long slow sensual strokes - minimal use of hands. I try 3 or 4 times in various ways to communicate this. I hold her head and try to slow her pace down. I suck her finger and show her how I like it - everything is ignored and she carries on at her own mechanical pace. More annoyingly she gets a condom out of the packet as if she's about to put that on imminently. Several times I have to take it out of her hands and tell her 'no its too soon'
By this time Im getting pissed off and I decide the only way to take some control over this situation is to swap roles. I get her to lie back on the bed and part her legs - I kneel at the foot of the bed and am about to go in with my tongue and she goes 'no, no, no!'… What the fuck?!!
She says 'only I do oral - you can't do on me'. I explain to her this will not do… Should I just get up and leave? This is not acceptable. Reluctantly she lies back on the bed and lets me carry on.
Wierdly this was the best bit of the punt. She tasted great - and had a really trim pussy and gets wet as fuck. Its obvious Im managing to get her aroused – to the point I nearly bring her to the edge of orgasm within 5/10 minutes – she pulls my head away before Im able to deliver this completely – but the physical signs were all there so what the fuck was her problem?!. I play with her sopping pussy and finger her for a bit till I decide its time to get my cock back in her mouth. She misreads the signs and reaches for the condom again. Again I have to take it out of her hand and put it back on the bed.
Im in the process of trying to get her to reposition herself so she's kneeling on a pillow while I sat on the edge of the bed when she starts protesting – 'no we already do oral – now sex'
WTF?!!! She's now trying to tell me what order we should do this in… I explain Im the paying customer and I want to do things in this order.
She gets her phone out and brandishes a text which she never sent me and in broken english lists 'sex, oral penetration…' and the penny drops.
This mad bitch thinks that’s it – she's given me 5 minutes of oral and that’s all Im entitled to… In an hours fucking booking!! which I have paid 120 fucking pounds for!
By now Im 20 minutes into the booking and my erection has disappeared and I am incoherent with rage and frustration.
'Right give me back my money Im fucking leaving' I pull my shorts on and power into the other room to confront the maid.
Now bear in mind I have been punting for over 20 years and I have never ever done this at any of my punts before – even the really shit ones - so you can imagine this girl had to be pretty bad to have wound me up this much.
I tell the maid I will leave £60 but Im taking £60 back because the service has been so shit and the girls attitude stinks. They try to convince me no - its £80 for half an hour with owo.
I say 'Ive had 20 minutes and I want my money back' My anger and the fact I won't back down puts them in a tizz. The maid makes a hurried call and I have visions of some muscled heavy coming into threaten me and realise Im half dressed. While she's on the phone I go back into the room and hurriedly get all my clothes back on and Im ready to come back out when the maid hands me her phone. She wants me to speak to someone.
I speak to a lady with a russian accent who's english is mercifully good. She starts by saying 'you come tomorrow I have much better girl'… I explain Im not around tomorrow and I want my money back because her girls attitude stinks. To her credit after she realises how angry I am and the the fact Im actually being more than reasonable letting them keep even keep £60 she instructs the maid to hand over the money. I pocket the cash and Im straight out of the flat.
I leave three times more frustrated, angry and with blue balls and Ive had to shell out £60 for that! Arghhhh!
This is the second time Ive had a really shit punt at the hands of a brazilian girl!
These girls are supposed to be world class lovers right? - well in my experience they are skanking, lazy evil bitches. That is the last fucking time Im visiting a fucking brazilian for sure!
