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Author Topic: Being outed due to coverage  (Read 4516 times)

How about the reverse question though.

If you were given a chance to be massively famous (ignoring the giant cardboard million pound cheque scenario) would you turn it down knowing you wouldn't be able to punt safely again?

(Maybe I also have too much time!)
When you have THAT much "famousness" you wouldn't HAVE to pay for punting - the girls would fall in your lap - ignoring the giant cardboard million pound cheque scenario, in which case you'd be able to afford lavish trips anywhere and the "classy courtesans"  :P would come and fall all over you.  :yahoo: :drinks:

Offline Steely Dan

You mean the way that MPs cant meet prossies or have affairs? Or Hugh Grant? or Wayne Rooney?

Like if the captain of the football team can do it, so can we.  This is silly season for sure.

But to the original question most others have it right.  Greater chance of being struck by lightening and way greater chance of crashing on the motorway. Give up sex and driving.

And if it happens, 3 things to do: Deny deny deny.

But to the original question most others have it right.  Greater chance of being struck by lightening and way greater chance of crashing on the motorway. Give up sex and driving.
Statistics is not most people's strong suit, otherwise fear of terrorism would be a non-starter.

Perhaps, the question should be do you have a choice when it comes to being famous. I chose the title "The Man of Sin" for a very specific reason! Goes all the way back to the oldest profession, from a very specific book, that specifies a very specific future!

This thought has actually crossed my mind before too, but lucky for me I do this as I'm single and shit with talking to women in general so this actually turns into a fantasy where the hot WG threatens to out me if I don't pay up, but I just reply and say 'fuck it I was single, who would care' and instead threaten to shop her to the rozzers for blackmail unless she, her Swedish housemate and her twin, nymphomaniac sister agree to give me an evening for free. It then turns into the most intense, perverse sexual experience of all time..

Yep, I have too much time on my hands too - _ -

I'll share too, On the 6th January 2001 (the Epiphany) I went to see an escort had a blow job with CIM (could be called a sin of the flesh).

A strange thing happened prior to that I slept through each and every night without waking up at all and then on 21st December 2000 I woke up in the exact way described in the bible for the second coming of Christ (odd, don't you think).

I think it was your destiny to have the most intense, perverse sexual experience of all time..

Mine is somewhat different. Did I have a choice?

Offline dfg

Its crossed my mind too - remember that landlord in Bristol whose tenant was murdered by her boyfriend, but the landlord was all over the papers because he looked odd.  Imagine if he'd been a punter.

Interesting (for me, anyway) co-incidence. It was recently watching the film about the above guy, Chris Jeffries, that originated my thought that prompted me to post.

Good film BTW, with great performance by the guy from W1A.

Had a random and possibly paranoid fear the other day. 

Imagine becoming famous for a few days through no fault or plan of your own eg you happen to drag someone from a burning building or do something that warrants your 15 minutes. 


simple and easy, don't be a hero or do anything that will warrant enough for 15 mins of fame, let that muppet burn to save your punting identity  :lol:


but on a serious note, I'm fairly certain they 'whoever is posting your 15 min of fame' can't just post pictures of you without your permission, unless its a 15 year old fucktard uploading it to his facebook and it goes virl. But thats assuming your paranoia of said WG will even recognize you or not  :lol: if you want to be on the safe side dont do anything that would warrant such attention of fame, dont save that man from a burning building, let him burn if you want to punt  :diablo:

Offline jamal2k94

You'd need to achieve a fairly significant level of fame for a WG to think they'd make some cash selling a story on you, in the unlikely event they would remember you or have any proof. Not sure the Sun care if a have a go hero or minor talent has paid for sex or not. Different if you were to become the Archbishop of Canterbury but that's probably not going to be the case.

Of all the things to be concerned about this is not one of them.


simple and easy, don't be a hero or do anything that will warrant enough for 15 mins of fame, let that muppet burn to save your punting identity if you want to be on the safe side dont do anything that would warrant such attention of fame, dont save that man from a burning building, let him burn if you want to punt  :diablo:

That’s it perpetuate the assumption that punters are selfish bastards that only care about themselves and their own needs
And don’t even give one fuck let alone two fucks, for mister crispy, :sarcastic:
 
Only that it might inconvenience our next punt. You cold hearted monster, I hope your proud of yourself  :D

What if the burning building has one of your punting friends in there with one of your favourite WG's. Who would you save?

Offline bigbird83

There will always be a risk of getting caught, more likely a family member will spot you leaving somewhere or your partner will find your punting phone. At that point, if you can't explain it then you've just got to accept what you've done and own the situation.

If you're truly super paranoid about being outed. Maybe think about how you would feel if you did get caught? What you would stand to lose? If the cost is too great then you should stop now while you're ahead. If however you can accept that it will be a painful situation but you would be able to cope then carry on punting judging by others on here there is a pretty good chance you'll never get caught  :)

Rich and famous people seem to manage to fuck prostitutes just fine  :)


simple and easy, don't be a hero or do anything that will warrant enough for 15 mins of fame, let that muppet burn to save your punting identity  :lol:

I know there is a lot of piss taking going on, but shit can happen, even when you are a totally innocent bystander.

Locally a tragic accident happened involving a child that became a national news story and TV interviewed the father. He was extremely emotional (was not a suspect and nowhere near, so blame was not being pointed at him), but the gutter press then dragged out a story about HIM, that had occurred 25 years earlier, and blackened his name even though he was a victim losing his child. It wasn't a prossie story, but goes to show, if the redtops think there is a story, they are more likely to research you and possibly find a prossie that remembers you.

There are only a few wgs that I have seen multiple times, but there are 2 that have definitely seen me enough to recognise me outside of the bedroom!! Perhaps they won't recognise me with my clothes on  :sarcastic:

Before anyone asks me to link to this story, I won't, partly because it will reveal my area and partly because it does not need any new exposure or to be linked to ukp!!

I remember once in a SoHo walkup chatting with the maid watching the cameras on the stairs and I saw someone I worked with walking up, told her and when he knocked instead of putting in the second holding area she just shouted 'busy!'.
I did cross my mind that *could* have a ton a footage , but as I would never do anything heroic and I got more chance being killed by dead grandmother than winning the lottery who cares !

Offline Anadin

Rich and famous people seem to manage to fuck prostitutes just fine  :)

and a few get publicly outed by WGs and/or blackmailed although it's likely to be rare.

Offline Garden69

In life there are worriers and non-worriers. I fall into the later camp as I don't want to expend energy worrying about things that may never happen. I would hate to be a worrier as I may never get to sleep at night !

Everyone just needs to chill. Whilst the scenario painted by our poster could happen the chances are so small it's not worth even considering. It would take a chain of events. I bet at least 10% of top VIPs engage the services of WGs and we probably hear about less than 1% of that 10% !

Life is so much more enjoyable if you stop worrying !!

Offline MrMatrix

Believe it or not I turned down an 30 minute documentary 3 years ago purely for this reason. And no I'm not winding anyone up here and I'm not saying what it was about either. If truth be known it would have caused too much angst for me - just not worth it.
However If i could do a good turn and save someones life, wouldn't think twice about it. :hi:

Offline Redevil86

I brought this up over on uk e, when one of the girls posted a picture of here lottery ticket and had just missed out on a large prize. And I commented that I'd never given it any thought until she posted that , that if I / we / family had say won 30 million ( wishful thinking now ) my o h would be straight on the tv with a bottle or ten of bubbly and some of the 30 odd girls I've seen may see the news, and just one needs to be wanting some cash and if she goes to the papers, Thay are going to love ripping you / me / my family apart, more chance of winning the lottery I know , but had never thought of punting from that angle before, still after the devorce I can punt every other day for life with out sneaking about worrying about getting cought, and will have my very own photographer following me around !

Offline NIK

Believe it or not I turned down an 30 minute documentary 3 years ago purely for this reason. And no I'm not winding anyone up here and I'm not saying what it was about either. If truth be known it would have caused too much angst for me - just not worth it.
However If i could do a good turn and save someones life, wouldn't think twice about it. :hi:

I turned down the chance of appearing on that C4 punting programme a couple of years ago. It transpired there was fuck all in it for me, only career development for the producer who tried to sweet talk me
Had I deigned to appear I know I would have been edited to fuck.
I did actually appear in an investigative programme many years ago  (nothing to do with punting). They interviewed me for about 20 min and had me twatting about for the camera doing things like pretending to play snooker. The prog only lasted 30 min anyway and I was on for about 3 of them.
The only other time I appeared on TV was during a visit to London when I was interviewed on the street in Notting Hill for BBC news 24. Neither of my appearances did I see. The documentary wasn't screened in my region, but I was given a copy of the investigative programme. This was back in the days of VHS. Whilst apparently I did appear on the news clip as a couple of people told me they saw it.
Unlike many members of the general public who appear to crave it appearing on TV holds little appeal for me. Editing can make you look a right dick.
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Offline snaitram99

I had an email asking what I and Hugh B********e had in common. Had me worried for a moment,  :scare: but apparently it's that we both support Water Aid.

Had a random and possibly paranoid fear the other day. 

Imagine becoming famous for a few days through no fault or plan of your own eg you happen to drag someone from a burning building or do something that warrants your 15 minutes. 

Or broaden it to include any reason why one’s picture might be on the telly or in the paper, even for the briefest of times.

Given the number of WGs that we see, how likely is that one of them decides she fancies some easy money - and if she’s nuts, a bit of fame.  And then suddenly one’s hobby is out there for all and sundry.

I can’t imagine this hasn’t happened to someone at some point in time.

Stop overthinking - just relax  :hi:

Offline NIK

I turned down the chance of appearing on that C4 punting programme a couple of years ago. It transpired there was fuck all in it for me,

Just to make it clear, I didn't expect to get paid - apparently they aren't allowed to do that on reality programmes as it could compromise the integrity of the programme. I expect Rupert bloody Everett got paid though.
She couldn't even guarantee to mention my book, which I thought wasn't too much to ask for so I thought she can fuck off!
Still she bought me a coffee, no doubt out of her expenses. And she was quite fit!  :D

Offline mh

I did actually appear in an investigative programme many years ago  (nothing to do with punting). They interviewed me for about 20 min and had me twatting about for the camera doing things like pretending to play snooker. The prog only lasted 30 min anyway and I was on for about 3 of them.
The only other time I appeared on TV was during a visit to London when I was interviewed on the street in Notting Hill for BBC news 24. Neither of my appearances did I see. The documentary wasn't screened in my region, but I was given a copy of the investigative programme. This was back in the days of VHS. Whilst apparently I did appear on the news clip as a couple of people told me they saw it.

I've appeared on TV twice, if you exclude Crimewatch.  :sarcastic:

Both were interviews to camera on regional TV news and both were before I punted. There were good reasons to appear on TV those times, promoting worthwhile causes. I assumed few would see them but had half a dozen messages from people so they clearly have a reach.

I wasn't keen on appearing then (but they are so persuasive) and would avoid it now. The second appearance came about after I emailed a radio show with a comment on something they were running with that day (not a phone in), they contacted me back then got me on the radio, which was half an hour of waiting for a 2 minute slot. Then the TV side contacted me and arranged the interview for the next day which took another 2 hours. I'll leave it to someone else next time!

My kids would not be impressed now about me being on TV. Apparently you have to get a YouTube audience these days to make an impact. TV is yesterday's medium.

Fucking youtube. I hear that some of these e-lebraties get paid 50 grand a month


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