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Have you all gone fluffy in the hours I've been gone? Jesus.


I have always been fluffy.

Wish i wasn't it causes me problems.

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How about some of these, so when she gives you a wipe, you can return the favour.


Offline Marmalade

Either a Porsche or ...
Apart from looking a bit 'cheapskate,' a Porsche assumes the little mutt can 'drive' - which is far too complex an operation for the average prostitute, and renders her liable for road tax, which includes a word she prefers to keep out of her vocabulary.

Much better to give her a Lear Jet with an on-call pilot. That way you can truly compliment her aims to be an international bottom-feeder.

:lol:

Offline NIK

This thread would be more suited to Prossynet. The extortianate fee ought to be enough.

In getting on for 600 punts I've never taken a gift yet.  :angry:

Offline Marmalade

When I'm feeling exceptionally generous I have sometimes given her my spare condom (afterwards). If its a pre-punt good-behaviour bribe, something like a packet of Rolos (while flashing a fake Amex Platinum card). It gives the impression you would not insult her with a gift that money can buy yet want her to feel special enough to give you a good blow job.

Offline Marmalade

This thread would be more suited to Prossynet. The extortianate fee ought to be enough.

In getting on for 600 punts I've never taken a gift yet.  :angry:

Oh dear. My posts would have got me detention by now.

Offline yumyum3

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This thread would be more suited to Prossynet. The extortianate fee ought to be enough.
+1

Offline tda666

Do we have to tip Sainsbury's after our weekly shop now too ????

Online AnthG

Do we have to tip Sainsbury's after our weekly shop now too ????
Your post suddenly reminded me of this

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a Porsche assumes the little mutt can 'drive' - which is far too complex an operation for the average prostitute

After spending 6 months and a full ~2 grand learning to drive I actually agree with this. I doubt most escorts would be prepared and willing to go through all that hassle.

I genuinely believe most escorts are those who failed their GCSE's (no offence to those rare ones who are the minority) and if that is the case, no way would they then go through all the commotion to then go through driving lessons and so forth.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2013, 11:13:16 am by AnthG »

Offline Marmalade

There used to be a couple of Glasgow SWs who provided their own car. Looked right out of place by the old bus station trying to pout with the engine running
 :sarcastic:

How about scheduling your visit for a Sunday & pay her double time, I'm sure she'd appreciate that more

This post would be better answered on Prossienet where ideas for poetry and love songs would be in abudance.

Offline seeker

How about a smile and a hard knob and if shes really really good a return visit.

Offline Whore Of Babylon

How about a smile and a hard knob and if shes really really good a return visit.
Perfect and all a wg should need.
But if you really need to provide a gift: sex toy. Flowers or chocolate are a safe bet.



Offline dave123

Underwear, the type that gives you a boner. A bonus for you both then.

Offline manc36

Ham so she can make you a sandwich.

Offline plumduff

In my fluffy past, gifts included shoes, a handbag, a watch and perfume. But a couple of packs of Marlboro Lights was just as effective.

I'm no longer a fluffy.

Offline NIK

In my fluffy past, gifts included shoes, a handbag, a watch and perfume. But a couple of packs of Marlboro Lights was just as effective.

I'm no longer a fluffy.

Good.  :thumbsup:

Offline lovingfacials

Never taken a gift and never will................the gift is me spending my hard earned disposible income buying her time, shes not the wife or g/f shes there to be used for my pleaasure.............fuck taking choclates

Offline paulkee

Fuck being called a fluffy. Do what you like.

If you want to take a gift and you've got the dough to splash out then why not.

But my advice would be to give her something that you can enjoy during the meet. I mean I don't know what you're into but a nice fat vibrator can be fairly inexpensive and always seems to go down well with a wg if..... 1 I'm on a repeat visit and they provided exceptional service and we 'clicked' on the first, 2 I thought they deserved it, and, 3 they didn't seem to have one already. If they have one then maybe something more adventurous, if you're convinced that they'd be into it. Just as long as you don't walk in and ram it straight up her in the first minute she'll love it and it opens up endless possibilities for the rest of the meet.
That way you get enjoyment out of the gift too.

I mean, she'll just eat chocolates, or give them to her friends and as for flowers? Nah, don't get it. Thats what I would consider a fluffy gift.

Dont demean your self by buying a gift for some one who couldnt give a shit about you unless you are spending money on them.

If your feeling generous give to a more worthwhile cause at least. Gifts are for actual girlfriends the way I see it.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2013, 10:15:17 pm by pay as u hoe »

Online AnthG

Fuck being called a fluffy. Do what you like.

If you want to take a gift and you've got the dough to splash out then why not.
I actually like that analogy. I think people should forget about any labels what might possibly be applied and just do what they feel is best.

A minor small gift at the start of the booking could set the mood up for a very good punt. You could be guy number 5 of the day for this girl. (especially if its an agency girl you are seeing) and thus a small box of chocolates could (possibly) cheer her right up to make things much more enjoyable allround.


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