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Author Topic: Ladies who smoke?  (Read 1575 times)

Ladies who smoke? Only if you out a match to them .... groan.
I do not meet many who smoke nowadays,

Seriously though and even frivolously, there is a thread called Grannys and there a discussion started to go off-message on smokers. I have rarely met ladies who smoke and recently I encountered one, mentioned in a FR. I met 3 ladies, Berta and Nina appeared not to smoke but Eliza was a smoker and I noticed this in an odd way or at least a first for me. She placed herself over my face while I was lysing on my back, I think this is known as face-sitting. She tasted terrible. Tainted. it was bitter. I suddenly realised that it was due to smoking. I could tasted the baccy.

Digression: my mother always told me not to speak with my mouth full.
So even with my mouth full I asked Eliza if she smoked and she said yes. Bingo. A smoking lady changes the flavour of her vital juices. Another reason to avoid smokers.

I usually ask for no smoke or perfume. I did visit a smoking lady who never smoked in the bedroom and she had cleaned up her act. no taste or smell of smoke in close contact. Another one who smoked cleaned herself but not her bedroom so my clothes stank of smoke when I got dressed. I had to drive home with the car windows wide open in an attempt to get rid of the pong before missis HP noticed.

No smoke without fire? I prefer fiery ladies who do not smoke.


Offline dayton123

There are numerous ladies who put non smoker on their AW profile, yet who smoke.

Just as there are numerous cam girls who tick 'escort' to maximise hits on their profile, but then state 'I don't escort.'

In fact, all but one of my bookings has been with a lady who did so, regardless of what they ticked.

Why not stipulate that non smoker is a condition of the booking ?



Why not stipulate that non smoker is a condition of the booking ?
I usually do that but it is not infallible.

Offline AnthG

I have rarely met ladies who smoke and recently I encountered one,
I am the opposite. I have rarely met an escort who doesn't smoke. Like having a Tattoo they all seem to do it I have found. I guess it goes with the type of personality that eventually turns to escorting.

Personally I thought I would have an issue with it. And I thought it would taste like licking an astray  :vomit:.  But surprisingly when they smoke menthol cigarettes - which some particularly say they do when I ask them why they taste so nice. Like I say it makes their breath and mouth taste quite nice during DFK. So no don't have any issues with smoking.

Online haystacks79

I think those I've seen have all smoked. I don't smoke but I really don't care if others do - that's their choice. I don't have a problem with them smoking at an appropriate point during the booking either, just as long as I don't go away with clothes smelling too badly of smoke.

Offline cosava

I can normally smell it in their hair and agree that most WG seem to smoke. I have met the odd one who either doesn't or appeared not to but they are the exception. Its a pity but if you asked I reckon they would all claim whatever they thought you wanted to hear...

Offline James999

There are numerous ladies who put non smoker on their AW profile, yet who smoke.

Lots will not smoke in front of you, but the majority of pro$$ies do seem to smoke, on another thread a figure of 90% was mentioned, and that sounds a fair assumption  :hi:

Offline dayton123

Lots will not smoke in front of you, but the majority of pro$$ies do seem to smoke, on another thread a figure of 90% was mentioned, and that sounds a fair assumption  :hi:

Agreed.

I am a smoker. As such I have experienced the ladies I have booked being 'up for a smoke.'

Offline Urban_G

I thought smoking was banned in the workplace  :lol: :D :lol:

Offline vt

I'm a non-smoker, so I do notice a lingering smokiness on a lot of girls. Only one or two have been like kissing an ashtray and that was a big turn-off and a no return for me, they must have had just stubbed one out before entering the room and not done any mouthwashing.

I notice that smokers don't seem to taste as good downstairs either, so I do enjoy meeting a fresh-scented non-smoker. :)

I'm a non-smoker, so I do notice a lingering smokiness on a lot of girls. Only one or two have been like kissing an ashtray and that was a big turn-off and a no return for me, they must have had just stubbed one out before entering the room and not done any mouthwashing.

I notice that smokers don't seem to taste as good downstairs either, so I do enjoy meeting a fresh-scented non-smoker. :)
+1
so I am not the only one to notice the odd taste down below.

Offline Louise 100% British

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so I am not the only one to notice the odd taste down below.

Sounds a bit weird. Even if you are freshly showered? Really? I don't notice the taste on guys downstairs to be different if they smoke.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2013, 11:41:41 PM by Louise »

Offline pabulum

I think that the odd taste down below must be exceptional. I've never encountered it, and I like seeing smokers.

Tony Montana

It's not only their breath.  I was once with a Indian girl who I assume was a heavy smoker.   She was very energetic, it was a warm day and so she had a glistening sheen of perspiration down her caramel coloured skin on her back.  I couldn't resist kissing down her spine but found she tasted like stale tobacco.  Yuck.

Offline ladyofthemansion

No mouthwash or toothpaste will take away the smoke smell. As an ex smoker I really hate the smell now.

Offline PuntingPete

I'm with Haystacks on this one, (having said that we're both probably talking about the same girls too  :D).

I'm a non smoker but it doesn't bother me if the girl wants a ciggy as long as it's after round 1 and she has a wash & gargle with some mouthwash before round 2.

Be warned though if you go home smelling of tobacco you can't use the excuse "I've just been to the pub & it was smoky in there" anymore.  :sarcastic:

Offline skittish

I don't like it but I do tolerate it, TBH I don't have much choice as the two places here that ever offer any half decent girls stink of smoke. What I find worse is there is a resident cat at one the litter tray made me gag and it's difficult to find anywhere to put your clothes without picking up hairs. I'll probably take a bin liner if I ever return.

Sounds a bit weird. Even if you are freshly showered? Really? I don't notice the taste on guys downstairs to be different if they smoke.

It is not just on the surface, it is once they start to get wet, their internal secretions, and yes, it is weird, or it was with that lady last week.

I must be unusual then.  I don't smoke [gave up 30+ years ago] but love the taste of tobacco when I'm DFKing a girl who smokes!

Offline Jimmyredcab

I am a non smoker but I have no problem with pro$$ies who smoke, their attitude and performance are all that matter.   :music:

Offline ladyofthemansion

It's strange how some smokers don't smell and others reek badly of it.

Its The Tobacco That Counts




KENSITAS  advert, .... yawn ....

Offline paulkee

What I find worse is there is a resident cat at one the litter tray made me gag and it's difficult to find anywhere to put your clothes without picking up hairs.

WTF?

That's the sort of shit that would just make me walk.


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