My hairdresser offers extras! (Maybe)

[Goop82]

It might be because my mind is on punting a lot lately but this happened today.

My barber is a woman.
The other day, by genuine accident, My hand touched her bum. I quickly said sorry.

She said "oh goop. Feeling my bum eh. Thats normally an extra."

Immediately but casually I said "oh really, do you do happy ending aswell" as if i was joking.

She said, "that's an extra too".

We left it at that but I will be keeping my eye on this. It was likely flirty banter but it did make me think she might just be  into it...

Have you ever met a guy or gal who has used the lingo?

[fredpunter]

Are you a male?

[CityboyLondon]

Im not on here often but these past few days your posts have been mighty suspect 

[SUMO61]

It might be because my mind is on punting a lot lately but this happened today.

My barber is a woman.
The other day, by genuine accident, My hand touched her bum. I quickly said sorry.

She said "oh goop. Feeling my bum eh. Thats normally an extra."

Immediately but casually I said "oh really, do you do happy ending aswell" as if i was joking.

She said, "that's an extra too".

We left it at that but I will be keeping my eye on this. It was likely flirty banter but it did make me think she might just be  into it...

Have you ever met a guy or gal who has used the lingo?

You'll never believe it, but my barber did the same..and it turns out she was a nurse too!!  Just like people have been discussing on here!

Unbelievable, a bit like all of your posts, really 

[Roth]

My barber did that too once. Trouble is he's a hairy-arsed bloke so I didn't take him up on any offers.

[pewpewpew]

Listen goop. If you're not a troll stop asking these questions and stick your dick in someone. Nobody can answer your questions to a level that will satisfactorily impress on you what being a punter is. You just have to try it and see for yourself. We can guide you for sure but until you take the plunge these are useless for you and for us.

Just jump in, make some mistakes and ask what the hell happened. That's how we learn

[shaunogg]

Goop, maybe you should think before starting more threads.
Quality over quanity.
Add value to the forum, rather than come across as an attention seeking tourist.

[Goodfellow]

If you like the haircuts don't risk it

[Goop82]

Ok. If posts like this are not well recieved that is fine. I can stop posting them.

I do wonder though what it is that makes people say my posts are suspect.
Like what exactly do you think I am up to that is suspicious?

Yes I am male and I go to a hairdresser not a barber. I put barber in the OP for fun.

My questions or things that I raise, like this thread are intended as general discussions, not because I need someone to guess at whether my hairdresser is a WG on the side.

It was more that I thought everyone might have a funny story about how they heard someone using punting lingo casually in normal life which made you think they might have a secret side.

[Tierney]

Goop, take a look around the forum and see how many people start as many topics so soon after joining and see how long they lasted for. People dip in and out of here to find information on the best hookers in their area to shag. Not to chat shit about phones and what would happen if they was in a car crash. Considering other posters who have been banned ASAP by admin I'm surprised you've been allowed to stay as long as you have.

[SUMO61]

Ok. If posts like this are not well recieved that is fine. I can stop posting them.

I do wonder though what it is that makes people say my posts are suspect.
Like what exactly do you think I am up to that is suspicious?

Yes I am male and I go to a hairdresser not a barber. I put barber in the OP for fun.

My questions or things that I raise, like this thread are intended as general discussions, not because I need someone to guess at whether my hairdresser is a WG on the side.





It was more that I thought everyone might have a funny story about how they heard someone using punting lingo casually in normal life which made you think they might have a secret side.

Morning Goop,

The funny thing is, whilst you're clearly a Troll, you're here on the site. Which means two things:

You disapprove of punting and think you're clever by winding punters up. But actually you have punted, or sold yourself for sex and you're deeply ashamed, hence the trolling..

Or, deep down, you really want to punt, but haven't got the balls...

But you found the site, which means you're curious, aren't you?  All of this trolling is a bit of a smokescreen, like the joker who is really a sad person.

Which is it Goop?

[seeker]

7 new threads in a 2 days
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Kinnda Says it all 

[AnthG]

We left it at that but I will be keeping my eye on this. It was likely flirty banter but it did make me think she might just be  into it...

Have you ever met a guy or gal who has used the lingo?

For some reason your post reminded me of this one I seen on the Abbywinters (porn site) forum literally 13 years ago. And it seemed fitting to quote it as your answer to this thread.

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Ms A Winters
abbywinters.com
Australia

Dear Ms Winters

I write requesting that you ask your forum members to apply more clarity when posting articles to your esteemed organ.

Lately there has been much talk with regards to the beneficial properties of "facials". Indeed, one of your learned correspondents has stated that from his personal experience many women desire a facial from time to time. He even went on to say that he overhears many conversations between women which confirm his findings.

I must say I was sceptical at first, but by chance I happened to be on a "Shoppa-Hoppa" bus en-route from our local out-of-town shoppers car park to the town centre. Apart from myself there were two two other female passengers of a certain age. The two women were clearly friends and were in deep and obviously intimate conversation. As I was three rows behind them I could overhear all that was said.

I was dumbstruck when I clearly heard one women saying, "Henry gives a good facial" and she went on to say how much she enjoyed it. Her friend indicated that she could do with one right there and then.

Being a public-spirited person, I called out to the women and advised them that perhaps I could assist. To show good intent on my part I showed them that I was in a position to facilitate the supply of a facial.

I now understand that Henry is in fact Henri's Beauty Salon and the facial; is a bona fide beauty treatment enjoyed by women all over.

I am now in a somehat delicate position, which, I have to say, is not my fault. I would be grateful if you could appear as a witness in in my impending trial and explain how such a confusion took place.

Prisoner 236895 R R Roops
Hospital Wing Traction Ward#41;
Dartmoor Prison
Devon
UK

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[Goop82]

Ok.
At least that is an explaination.
I can cut down on the discussion posts if you like.

I will post back with my next topic as a review (although my arabesque was a partial review with questions).

And just to put it straight, I don't  despise punting and therefore became a troll. Oh and I do have the balls to punt, just not the opportunity yet, except my fateful arabesque failure.

[Goop82]

For some reason your post reminded me of this one I seen on the Abbywinters (porn site) forum literally 13 years ago. And it seemed fitting to quote it as your answer to this thread.

External Link/Members Only

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Ms A Winters
abbywinters.com
Australia

Dear Ms Winters

I write requesting that you ask your forum members to apply more clarity when posting articles to your esteemed organ.

Lately there has been much talk with regards to the beneficial properties of "facials". Indeed, one of your learned correspondents has stated that from his personal experience many women desire a facial from time to time. He even went on to say that he overhears many conversations between women which confirm his findings.

I must say I was sceptical at first, but by chance I happened to be on a "Shoppa-Hoppa" bus en-route from our local out-of-town shoppers car park to the town centre. Apart from myself there were two two other female passengers of a certain age. The two women were clearly friends and were in deep and obviously intimate conversation. As I was three rows behind them I could overhear all that was said.

I was dumbstruck when I clearly heard one women saying, "Henry gives a good facial" and she went on to say how much she enjoyed it. Her friend indicated that she could do with one right there and then.

Being a public-spirited person, I called out to the women and advised them that perhaps I could assist. To show good intent on my part I showed them that I was in a position to facilitate the supply of a facial.

I now understand that Henry is in fact Henri's Beauty Salon and the facial; is a bona fide beauty treatment enjoyed by women all over.

I am now in a somehat delicate position, which, I have to say, is not my fault. I would be grateful if you could appear as a witness in in my impending trial and explain how such a confusion took place.

Prisoner 236895 R R Roops
Hospital Wing Traction Ward#41;
Dartmoor Prison
Devon
UK

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I am not sure if you posted that in the spitit I intended of to give me stick like the others.
But for me it was an enjoyable read. So thanks if you intended it

If you were taking the piss, however,it was still enjoyable. So thanks anyway.

[AnthG]

I am not sure if you posted that in the spitit I intended of to give me stick like the others.
But for me it was an enjoyable read. So thanks if you intended it

If you were taking the piss, however,it was still enjoyable. So thanks anyway.

It was just honestly the case of I suddenly just remembered reading that when I read this.

And it seemed fitting as if you were serious. This is a good idea of the consequences you would face. But if you were joking. It was also really funny when I read it at the time so worth sharing now I remembered it.

[snaitram99]

Yes I am male and I go to a hairdresser not a barber. I put barber in the OP for fun.

I know the OP's banned so won't see this, but I go to a female barber (she only ever cuts men's hair and insists she's a barber) and have been to others previously. Find I get a better haircut than either a hairdresser (mainly female hair styling but "unisex" if they still say that) or an old fashioned male barber who wants to talk about football. It's also nice when legs or chest happen to brush against me but best to just enjoy it as I'm pretty sure she doesn't do "extras", much as I would like her to!