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16 review(s) for Britishdesibeauty (15 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I'm somewhat of a leech, in that I've perused the excellent reviews you've all posted since I discovered this site, but I've offered very little by way of return - despite having met several escorts. I thought it was time to change that, but only because of the incredible experience I'm about to recount.

It was a warm summer's day, dappled sunlight was streaming down betwixt the odd clouds, and there was a very light breeze in the air. Only kidding. It was actually pissing it down. I was going to try and emulate the prose of the estimable mutinyinthecounty and GolfNut, but I'll instead get straight to it.

I combed through all of the reviews on here and decided that BritishDesiBeauty was the next escort that I wanted to see. I sent her a few messages on AW, she responded diligently and sent me her mobile number and directions to a nearby car park. I arranged the booking four days in advance, but I didn't need to reconfirm anything before our meet. I called her when I arrived at the address, and she text me the directions for the one-minute walk to her property. Excellent and polite communication from arranging the meet to her door.

The flat is in an excellent location - discreet, ample (and free) parking nearby, and with no prying eyes. 

I was greeted at the door by BDB. I was blown away. She's breathtakingly beautiful, has perfect teeth and the softest lips, and has the most amazing body I have ever seen. I would liken it to being crafted by a sculptor from the Renaissance era. BDB is curvy, but there isn't an ounce of fat on her - she has a toned stomach with the most sumptuous breasts and bottom. I believe both have been enhanced, but it's not discernible to the touch. She has the most velvety, soft skin and I couldn't keep my hands off her. It's difficult to articulate how beautiful she looks, but I think her body is the very definition of perfection. She clearly looks after herself tremendously well and it shows.

The flat is nicely decorated and her room is warm and comfortable, and - importantly - nicely lit. I've frequented other escorts where the lighting was such that I felt like I was on an operating table, but BDB's room had several candles, and it contributed to the homely atmosphere. There was music quietly playing in the background as well.

I asked BDB to take the lead, and although she claimed she wasn't very good at doing so, it turns out the complete opposite is true. She leant in for FK, which very quickly became DFK, and things naturally progressed to the bed. I usually like things to proceed at a leisurely pace anyway, but I spent much more time than usual just indulging in DFK and exploring her body. As before, I just couldn't keep my hands off her. I indulged in OWO, which lead to reverse oral, and then to 69, and then to sex in various positions. She tasted very, very sweet and became wet quite quickly as well. It was all interspersed with lots of DFK and amorous caressing, and she couldn't have been any more eager to please. BDB genuinely enjoy her job, and she has such a beautiful personality as well - she's extremely friendly, engaging and chatty, and I felt like I'd known her for years. I've never wanted to take an escort out on a date, but I can now understand why some men choose to. BDB would be scintillating company, and that's testament to the effect she had on me. In the time I was with her, she made me feel like a God, and didn't even once clock-watch or tone down her eagerness and passion. I immediately regretted not booking her for longer, but I got changed and left with a couple of kisses.

I also want to stress how earth-shatteringly incredible her OWO is. On the Jgoldblum scale of blowjobs, with 1 being a "U wot, m8? Do I look like a corn on the cob to you?", and 10 being a "TAKE ME NOW, LORD, FOR LIFE GETS NO BETTER THAN THIS" - she was a solid 9.5. I've docked 0.5 points because I didn't want it to end. I hope technology one day advances to the point where we can store experiences and replay them as much as possible. I would replay BDB's blowjob like a 17-year-old listening to Bieber.

I've seen six escorts so far, but BDB takes first place. It was an amazing, faultless experience, and I strongly recommend that you all pay her a visit to see what you're missing out on. I will definitely be seeing her again, and I now have no desire to punt elsewhere either*.


*I want to experience women from all continents - go on a world tour of escorts of sorts (but within the UK). I've escorted with women with English heritage, Eastern European, and - now - Indian. I've still yet to experience Thai, but I don't think it's possible to move on from BDB.

16 review(s) found for Britishdesibeauty linked to in above post (15 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline GolfNut

Thanks for the review and welcome out of the closet Jeff.

I was the same, using reviews to find good punts and also decided it was time to offer something back in turn. I try and tell it as I find it without trying to make it over zealous, although this can be hard straight after a great punt.

Glad you had a good time with Safia, she is truly gorgeous to look at. I saw her ages ago hence no review, but she is lovely and indeed has a spectacular body.

I found her very likeable, and good company. She was quite unsure of herself and did need quite a bit of direction. I'd describe her as quite vanilla in many respects, although she may have "developed" over the last year. I've experienced more intense blow jobs elsewhere.

If that is what floats your boat then I can highly recommend, Kylie and Woofie as possibly the two most accomplished girls I've seen in this particular department. They're pretty good allround too.

Riley and Luciebee would be next best options here.

https://www.adultwork.com/3553017 or https://www.adultwork.com/tattooed%2Dbombshell
https://www.adultwork.com/2721390 or https://www.adultwork.com/Woofie35
https://www.adultwork.com/3150265 or https://www.adultwork.com/Riley%2DLee
https://www.adultwork.com/2450078 or https://www.adultwork.com/LucieBee

If you've not got these on your HL you really are missing out. Give them a whirl and let us all know what you thought.

Look forward to your next review

GN  :hi:

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Offline Iloveoral

Great review matey of a fantastic girl, probably the best meet I've ever had easily.

I actually really like this girl, she not just very sexy and great sex, I find it very very easy to get on with her, even booking her is a long conversation on the phone hehe

My half hour meets always last about an hour, never rushed, I think she's so down to earth and genuine to say how pretty she is, not of this stuck up her own arse like some I could mention.

Offline mrfishyfoo

Cheers for the review. :drinks:

Sounds like a glorious punt to me.

How I have missed this lass is beyond me. Onto the must do ASAP list she goes.

Thanks, GolfNut, and thanks very much for your recommendations - coincidentally, they're all already on my HL. I'll definitely try and post more reviews in the future! 

Iloveoral, I echo your sentiments exactly. She doesn't have much feedback on AW, but the reviews on here were absolutely spot on.

MrFishyFoo, get a booking in ASAP and let us know what you thought.

Offline mrfishyfoo

MrFishyFoo, get a booking in ASAP and let us know what you thought.

Next time I am heading down the M1 she gets podged.

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