Adultwork - what are the things that most wind you up on a profile page?

[Mr_Shins]

every photo is fully clothed in the sort of thing my OH would wear for a trip to Asda.

FFS what is it that you are trying to sell??  Show it off so I know what I am buying.

Really? I'm the other way. I want a girl who looks normal.

Maybe I can punt with your OH whilst you are punting with A/W women?

[Mr_Shins]

or they enter M1 and up comes a map of the motorway and they meant somewhere in Manchester

Of course M1 is a postcode area in Manchester. They don't punt on the motorway...

And anyway, being near the M1 motorway could mean anywhere from North West London to Yorkshire.

[Mr_Shins]

For me actually that I just want to meet women who look normal...

[MilleMiglia]

The use of phrase "At discretion". There was a time when that meant yes, unless there was a good reason why not. Now the likelihood of getting a service listed as such is slim to none, anal being a prime example, and the mention on the profile is little more than bait. 

[Wheelz77]

Has 'Disabled Clients' on likes list, only offers in calls but lives on the 5th  floor and no lift.

[dkn]

"Hello gentlemens"   

[Horizontal pleasures]

"Hello gentlemens"   

Gentlemens ...

read thread before posting

[Cornish sub]

For me, the sentence 'I don't like to rush, neither to be rushed' sets my teeth on edge. For one, it just sounds so grammatically incorrect, and two, even if it IS grammatically correct it's still bollocks because most of them would be happy if you rushed your session and left earlier than your booked time than stayed till bang on the last minute if they had the choice. And it's on so many profiles that AW must surely have a list of phrases escorts can pick and choose from when writing their profiles.

[jamal2k94]

The word "courtesan". Pretentious bollocks.

[Cornish sub]

"I don't see black guys due to previous bad experience." Translation: "I'm white and repulsed by the thought of going with black men, but because they're a very small minority of my potential client base it won't affect my income to use a cliched excuse as to why I won't see them." Strange how you never see an escort refusing to see white people due to a previous bad experience.

[Jim Panzee]

It pisses me off when there is no phone number.

[nervous colin]

"New prices as of today"
been there three months or more!

[oldrunter]

Overpriced ugly,fat skanks and no telephone number on some decent looking wg's profile.No chance then of a last minute booking when i have an unexpected opportunity to punt.

[luckyleon]

I never understood why some wgs dont put their number up - do they have to pay Adultwork to put phone numbers up? like the available today sign that they have to pay to show it? if not why dont they just put the damn number up especially the ones that dont have any requirements to punters needing feedback, if its a way to screen punters via email its not very smart, as they could easily just request punters to 'text first before calling' on their profile to solve this, which saves a lot of time for both us and the wg.


another thing that winds me up about most Adultwork profile is all that irreverent crap like sensual or amazing time and not a single piece of useful info like honestly all we want to know about the wg is

- what does she offer (100% of the time within reason) + are there any extras and what she doesnt offer
- all of your available outfit requests (+ pictures  of said outfits would be a bonus)
- your working times + booking times so we can make sure we're not calling at a bad time
- and the most important of all a reasonable description of your location i.e. I am a 10 minutes 'walk' away from this train station, 5 min drive from this 'etc' location, so that we can within reason be able to plan how to travel to said wg

anything else after all this should just be a 'short' paragraph of the wg's personality and what shes best at i.e. good at oral or anal, gfe or pse.

[dkn]

I never understood why some wgs dont put their number up - do they have to pay Adultwork to put phone numbers up? like the available today sign that they have to pay to show it?

Yes, they have to pay to display a number and to display the green "available now" indicator.  One did tell me a while back - think it was as much as a fiver or so!

read ["gentlemens"] thread before posting

Fair cop, though I had read the thread and my particular bugbear was *slightly* different from the previous one.

[RedKettle]

Really? I'm the other way. I want a girl who looks normal.

Maybe I can punt with your OH whilst you are punting with A/W women?

I agree I like the normal look - but on a profile I also want to see what the body is like.

Re OH - yes of course, just transfer £500 to me and I will set it up.  It may not be your usual sort of session - you lay down on the bed as far away as possible and read while she goes asleep, you then try and ignore the raging hard on and try to get asleep yourself.  Enjoy.

[Dorsetpunter]

That sounds like a service some people will pay for RK but payment up front.....no no no.

[Turtle Z]

Easy... Not enough pictures to make a decision and yet they want £6.00 to see their private gallery, just like this one. Fuck off!

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[Kriss]

When they say they won't see anybody with less than (whatever) positive feedback when they themselves don't have any.

[Roman]

Duo heavy profile. Why would I want to pay you so  that you can fuck your friend? it's not that it's not my cup of tea but hate wg's maniputing us.

[bbwandy72]

The use of phrase "At discretion". There was a time when that meant yes, unless there was a good reason why not. Now the likelihood of getting a service listed as such is slim to none

I couldn't agree more. I'm a big fan of OWO. But "at discretion" should basically mean "I won't do it if you're scabby or oozing pus or just unwashed". What it actually seems to mean is I'll suck your cock if you're wearing a condom and not otherwise.

I'm surprised to see so many people complaining about a lack of phone numbers. I couldn't care less about that. Email is just fine.

The other one for me is when they don't list how many shots on goal they allow. If it's only one pop, then just say so in your profile, so I know what to expect.

[od13218]

I couldn't agree more. I'm a big fan of OWO. But "at discretion" should basically mean "I won't do it if you're scabby or oozing pus or just unwashed". What it actually seems to mean is I'll suck your cock if you're wearing a condom and not otherwise.

I'm surprised to see so many people complaining about a lack of phone numbers. I couldn't care less about that. Email is just fine.

At discretion- totally agree!
Phone numbers- depends on your punting style: 2 reasons I want a phone number are (1) I get a feel for attitude over the phone and (2) I often punt at fairly short notice so email is no good

[Rockhead]

My two bugbears are:

1. Some girls are brilliant at email, while others - who might be great in every other department - never reply or even read their email. It's not always convenient for the punter to use the phone, or even to receive texts on it.

2. "ON HOLIDAY! ON HOLIDAY! ON HOLIDAY!". I think 'no problem, I'll keep an eye on their profile'. Seven months later, they're STILL 'ON HOLIDAY'.

[Spawny Get]

Finding a profile of a fit girl who lists all the services you like and then scrolling down to discover she is Romanian

[Spawny Get]

And profiles like this where she's already at the top end price-wise and has a long list of extras

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[JayGatsby]

Profiles where they copy and paste their reviews or text from their FR's into the main profile - sometimes in huge amounts

There are tabs and links to all that when I want to read it - I want a profile to be about the girl and her services - not a long drawn out fan letter

[Troutzilla]

Three words: "New in town"

[lovekitty]

Of course what we all  need  to  remember here guys --- we're dealing with  WOMEN !            nuff said  really

[Horizontal pleasures]

You want to plan ahead for a punt while away from home and ask a week before. The reply comes back

"Message me nearer the time Hun xx"

I had this response this evening and it is not the first time. So nearer the time she says no and it is too late also for the plans B or C...

[Horizontal pleasures]

Ladies who call you 'hun'

[Mr_Shins]

Mostly it's the way they come over as dumb, or treat us as such, and expose too much of their bodies in their profiles for my liking.

I want to see models and cute "girl next door" types, not naked parts of the body. By the way, most of them have a strange idea what "girl next door" means. Or it doesn't mean the same as it does to me.

[jame75]

This thread reminds me of Ebay classic cars when they say "Barn Find"  Bullshit!

[Mr_Shins]

This is an example of a good photo on a profile:

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which is from HelloHun_RealGirl's profile. Seemingly one of the better Romanians too. Has decent feedback on this site.

[Mr_Shins]

This is the more typical "bad" photo. This was "escort of the day" just now:

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Now why would I be attracted to that?

Yet far more girls post this kind of photo than the model one above. And that is because they are "scared" of being outed? i.e a genuine photo on a site like adultwork?

[od13218]

This is the more typical "bad" photo. This was "escort of the day" just now:

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Now why would I be attracted to that?

Yet far more girls post this kind of photo than the model one above. And that is because they are "scared" of being outed? i.e a genuine photo on a site like adultwork?

If I'm honest, I'd much rather punt the second than the first! Maybe I'm the exception, but the first photo looks fake as anything, photoshopped within an inch of its life, while the second looks dirty in a good, all holes available kind of way, for all its amateurism. We're looking for women to fuck, not appear on the cover of vogue, after all!
But it would be dull if we all agreed!

[Bm123]

"KISSES FOR YOU" and other nonsense turns me off.

[MirabelleMagic]

Ladies have to pay to display their mobile number.  It is £1.20 a day.

I only display it for a few hours as otherwise there are too many callers and I only see a few each day/week.

It is bad enough to fork out £6 daily to show Available Today on AW without having to find additional credits for the mobile display.  Fine for those who see 8 - 10 guys a day perhaps but that isn't all of us.....  We don't all see a hundred a week lol.  Cattlemarket or conveyer belt sex isn't for all of us....!

[Thechaser]

Not exactly an issue with wording on their profile but getting a 'deleted' to your email when you've only politely asked a straight forward question which isn't already answered on their profile and the profile itself doesn't mention anything about contacting in a particular way only.  Just answer the fucking question ffs even if its just to say 'fuck off'.  Where's the courteous hoors at these days?

[Mr_Shins]

WGs that simply don't reply are annoying

[Bangers and Gash]

It is bad enough to fork out £6 daily to show Available Today on AW without having to find additional credits for the mobile display.

Yes, it's a hard life isn't it.

And to think, there's other women out there who are absolutely raking it in! 50 hours a week, earning minimum wage looking after the elderly, cleaning up piss and mopping floors - those lazy bitches have never had it so good.

[Colston36]

This is the more typical "bad" photo. This was "escort of the day" just now:

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Now why would I be attracted to that?

Yet far more girls post this kind of photo than the model one above. And that is because they are "scared" of being outed? i.e a genuine photo on a site like adultwork?

Each to his own, but a sight like that puts a smile on my facte and a twitch in my pants,

[jlike]

Not so much on the profile page but girls who want you to make a booking on AW for feedback and then can't be bothered to leave you feedback. I know AW feedback is largely a load of crap but it just shows a level of disinterest from the girl. Also means I will not revisit.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Not so much on the profile page but

Not so much on the profile page but  .... ladies who text me, as one just did, that they have changed their phone number. NO unsolicited texts please even to the punting phone. If I want a phone number I go to the profile and if it is not there I email the lady. I choose if I want to see her again.

[Colston36]

Easy... Not enough pictures to make a decision and yet they want £6.00 to see their private gallery, just like this one. Fuck off!

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This one also illiterate - offers a "bargin", "incall's" and "outcall's" and can't read her own interview questionnaire well enough to see that discreet is spellt discreet not discrete.

Also the ones whose libido rages 24/7 and get so little sex they masturbate constantly. Oh yes.

[Turtle Z]

If I'm honest, I'd much rather punt the second than the first! Maybe I'm the exception

No, I agree, the first looks fake, the second says, come and fuck my arse through this chair back 

[Turtle Z]

I only display it for a few hours as otherwise there are too many callers

I find that hard to believe, you have a terrible reputation.

[Bobbaloo]

"Please show me respect and read my profile before booking an appointment to save time, I have most common questions answered."

Ok fair enough let's read.

Profile is a 30000 word dissertation per tab...

 

[EnglishRebecca121]

ladies who tick bisexual but are clearly not when u meet them