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Author Topic: X Rhona X, Derby  (Read 4138 times)


9 review(s) for X Rhona X (6 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I had a wonderful time with Rhona. As well as being sexy & ‘cute’ :) she’s smart, well-organised & a lovely, young woman to spend time with!

Rhona's Place

Very easy to find. A pleasant drive down from Sheffield through the north-east Derbyshire countryside. Very easy parking arrangements. No privacy/neighbour issues. On arrival, Rhona showed me directly upstairs to a very clean, spacious, comfortable bedroom. I didn’t have a shower, although I was offered one at the end of our meeting (I like the scent of a meeting to linger!), but Rhona popped in to the nearby bathroom at one point, and it’s right next to the bedroom.

Rhona

As you can see in the many photos in her AW Gallery and Private Gallery, Rhona is absolutely gorgeous, youthful and slim. She’s very clean and smelled great. Smell is very important to me; I love the way that a woman has different smells on various parts of their bodies. I’d requested the option of “no perfume, please”. For this first “getting to know you” meeting I took every opportunity to look at Rhona in all her young glory! She’s perfect from head to toe. I don’t usually touch a girl’s hair due to lube issues, but I couldn’t resist it at times. Thick, jet black, hanging loose over her shoulders, with a hair clip somewhere in there that had gone astray. Her face is exquisite; the smallest, cutest nose I’ve ever seen. She was wearing a little light makeup. Rhona has pierced nipples and tummy button, a first for me! She has an amazing, well-proportioned body. Just perfect. Remarkable! As the years go by, I’m getting more used to tats, and Rhona’s are quite lovely, here and there! I’d say that her advertised age of 22yo is correct.

It doesn’t matter how much I read a girl’s very detailed AW profile, their personality is always different from what I’d imagined. I was expecting a slightly geeky, somewhat disorganised girl, but to me Rhona is a very calm, measured, sophisticated young woman with clearly a lot of depth to her personality. She strikes me as smart, focused and well-organised with a lot going on in her life. I’m 57yo, so there’s a huge gap in thought and experience between us, but we touched on some topics of conversation which intrigued me and left me wanting to know more.

Rhona has a very detailed “Adult work” profile:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1975128

Reading it thoroughly, there can be no doubt about what services she’s happy to provide and what she won’t provide. In a nutshell, Rhona provides a Vanilla GFE. There’s no need for any discussion before a booking and in fact she doesn’t welcome “keyboard warriors”. Rhona has “outfit” options and you can request “perfume or not”, but makeup and hair style isn’t negotiable. I emailed Rhona to suggest a time, she got back to me with an alternative time, I then booked through the AW system and got an email with her address. As a first-timer for Rhona, I was limited to a one-hour booking. I requested “no perfume but no other requirements”. Sweet and simple.

The Date

I arrived at Rhona’s location early and had a quick drive around to make sure I’d found it OK. Easy. As you drive towards the location, about half a kilometre away, you’ll see a large park … A good place to kick back and relax under the huge trees. Even after all these years, I still get nervous before a first meeting and this was a great place to relax.

This was my first punt after a two-year break. I’ve just got back to the UK from New Zealand and I plan to see a variety of high quality escorts over the next couple of years. (My previous AW profile has now become inactive, although my many reviews are still there. No problem; a new start!) Over the past three weeks, thanks to AW and UK Punting, I’ve built up a Hot List of about twenty girls and Rhona is currently at the top … She actually popped up, as AW “Escort of the Day”, last week, and her AW “Field Reports” and various other reviews showed me that she was an ideal choice.

Rhona was dressed “expensive, classy” style … Some kind of loose top and short skirt. Entering the bedroom, I handed Rhona her money and she sat on the bed and counted it in front of me … Actually, a turn on for me; I love the idea of paying for sex! The next bit happened incredibly quickly … Rhona doesn’t waste any time getting things started. “Sit next to me.” OK! “Do you like kissing?” Yup! “Let’s get naked.” OK. :) Rhona unpeeled herself to reveal that amazing body. She left her black stay up stockings on throughout the meeting. Wonderful.

From ringing the doorbell to “consummating” our “relationship”, missionary-style, took no more than 5 minutes! The play was just as I like it: switching between who was doing the driving to move effortlessly to various positions and activities. Rhona is a wonderful kisser, and allowed me to kiss her softly and gently on her lips, face, arms, legs … everywhere. Rhona even allowed me to kiss her armpits; the latter being a huge turn on for me. DATY … Wonderful; especially while she was using her heavy, glass beaded toy! Rhona’s nipples are not sensitive even with the piercings, so I was able to enjoy touching and kissing her lovely breasts. I told her what I liked with regard to play on my willy and sensitive nipples. Nice.

All of what I asked for was offered freely. Rhona works hard for her money and is very vigorous in her cbj work! It was a hot day, and getting sweaty is something I unfortunately do very well, but a highlight was when Rhona fetched me a wet towel from the bathroom and dabbed me down.

My main sex organ is my brain, and I try to imagine an escort as a real gf. I think Rhona was intrigued that my willy changed size so quickly, according to my emotions … Pump and dump holds no interest for me. I spent a lot of time looking at Rhona and searching for this connection. It worked, as even on this first meeting my willy was happy enough to stay in place in several fun positions.

Coming from New Zealand, where escorting is legal with a lot of protection for the girls, I’m pleased to see that Rhona stays safe with such things as CBJ … A legal requirement in my homeland!

I intend to make Rhona my regular Vanilla GFE and intend to stay well within her clearly stated boundaries, in spite of my appetite for a bit of kink. Well, in her profile, Rhona does invite you to discuss costume and kink requirements before a meeting, so I may make the occasional pre-meeting request, here and there. :)

Rhona offers “Cuddle Therapy” during her “Shark Time”. This is where she gets guys to visit her for cuddles, massage, coffee, DVDs, etc. to make her feel better! Classic. My next meeting will be a non-GFE, three-hour cuddle meeting to chat, read to each other and watch a “gothey, emoey” DVD I have in mind.

Rhona really is a special young lady. I imagine that if she’s still in the profession in ten or twenty years’ time, at her sexual peak, she’ll probably be rated as the UK’s best. She really is that good.


9 review(s) found for X Rhona X linked to in above post (6 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline hexohm

Im a bit of a cunt in regular life but after reading this its given me second thoughts. Do you think i should treat her well?

Just had a quick scan of your reviews ...

You don't sound like a cunt to me, Jackson ...

Happy punting.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 08:57:56 AM by TomBaker »

Offline GolfNut

Im a bit of a cunt in regular life but after reading this its given me second thoughts. Do you think i should treat her well?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Careful you don't get trampled in the rush to see her  :sarcastic:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline GolfNut

On a serious note. I've seen Rhona and yes she is pretty, has a nice body and covered bj  aside offers a good enjoyable service.

However if you check out her other reviews and comments you'll find that her comms and organisation leave plenty to be desired.

Tom your fluffy prose has done little to alter my perception of Rhona. If she has indeed sorted her act out i might be tempted to see for myself. I do somehow doubt she has improved beyond all recognition though.
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline RedKettle

I did not get past 'well organised" - must have been a bait and switch  :D

« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 11:27:05 AM by Bangers and Gash »

Offline Zeusthedoc

Well fuck me,

this read like Mills & Boon meets E.L. James...

Various highlights for me included:
-finding a spot to relax under a tree
-consummating your relationship
-referring to it as it date
-a pleasant drive from sheffield to derby

That being said...all genuine reviews are appreciated.

welcome back to the world of punting.

Offline j122

I did not get past 'well organised" - must have been a bait and switch  :D
:lol:

Offline j122

covered bj  aside offers a good enjoyable service.

It's the covered  bj that's stopping me from booking her. I read ages ago on safe that she was worried about the taste of wee, so that's why she doesn't do owo..... If that's the case I'd happily stand in the shower while she gives it a go to remove any hint of wee.

Offline DannyJames

Im a bit of a cunt in regular life but after reading this its given me second thoughts. Do you think i should treat her well?

:D

I owe you a pint!


Reading it thoroughly, there can be no doubt about what services she’s happy to provide and what she won’t provide. In a nutshell, Rhona provides a Vanilla GFE. There’s no need for any discussion before a booking and in fact she doesn’t welcome “keyboard warriors”. Rhona has “outfit” options and you can request “perfume or not”, but makeup and hair style isn’t negotiable. I emailed Rhona to suggest a time, she got back to me with an alternative time, I then booked through the AW system and got an email with her address. As a first-timer for Rhona, I was limited to a one-hour booking. I requested “no perfume but no other requirements”. Sweet and simple.

:lol: would love to know her defination of a keyboard warrior
she might have been my first booking if she could be bothered to reply to e-mails
ignored half of my first e-mail, read second e-mail about sending an aw request, read and ignored

Not sure about trying to book her again, never had covered oral but can't imagine it being the same

Would love to know how big's too big for a-levels with her but doubt I'd get any response

Offline SSkUNkY

Her comms are awful and she thinks you are there for her pleasure.

Far better available elsewhere.
Banning reason: Troll


Offline Iloveoral

It's the covered  bj that's stopping me from booking her.
+1 on that

I can't get it up with ow  :unknown:

Offline Iloveoral

Well fuck me,

this read like Mills & Boon meets E.L. James...

Various highlights for me included:
-finding a spot to relax under a tree
-consummating your relationship
-referring to it as it date
-a pleasant drive from sheffield to derby

That being said...all genuine reviews are appreciated.

welcome back to the world of punting.

The A38 is a pleasant drive haha?  :D

Makes good bedtime reading though  :dance:

Offline hexohm

The A38 is a pleasant drive haha?  :D

Makes good bedtime reading though  :dance:

Could always go A52, some lovely views over spondon :D

Offline Iloveoral

Haha Asda by night is lovely at this time of the year, you could also stop off and get flowers and chocolate for her :yahoo:

Offline Knny

Good luck to her.  But I find her expensive for what she is and offers.  For normal sex with ow, and kissing (not dfk), which is what I would opt for,  80 for hh is top end.  Especially when they are hotter EEs around at 50-40 hh albeit with some risk of actually getting good service.  And again, punting is about taking a chance, and I'd rather take a chance with two fit EEs at 40 hh than one rhona at 80.  For me, I would consider her at 60 hh.  That is a personal thought process, so good luck to her as I'm sure I don't make a difference.


Online Stoking

I like Rhona, she's my favourite by far....

But fuck me I haven't read such a fluffy piece of shit in such a long time.... seriously this is the review section, if you want to tell us story time and relive the experience for your own kinks post it elsewhere. I seriously wish there was a Fluffy/Storytime section on these forums. I may just do all my outdated reviews in one go so Rhona's latest review next time someone searches isn't this rubbish.

Good luck to her.  But I find her expensive for what she is and offers.  For normal sex with ow, and kissing (not dfk), which is what I would opt for,  80 for hh is top end.  Especially when they are hotter EEs around at 50-40 hh albeit with some risk of actually getting good service.  And again, punting is about taking a chance, and I'd rather take a chance with two fit EEs at 40 hh than one rhona at 80.  For me, I would consider her at 60 hh.  That is a personal thought process, so good luck to her as I'm sure I don't make a difference.

Yeah 80 for a HH is fairly steep, but looking at all the other english birds out there.... she's 130 for the hour, which is quite decent really, especially seeing she was originally 150 an hour IIRC. Okay she doesn't offer OWO, but the amount of girls who offer it on their profile but don't do it, for a similar or higher price, it's really a moot point. When I first started I wouldn't do OWO anyway.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2016, 11:21:36 PM by Stoking »

Ta ... The advice is honestly appreciated. OK ... I've got my hands up.

I'll tone it down, next time ... :)

I like Rhona, she's my favourite by far....

I think she'll get even better as the years progress ...

But fuck me I haven't read such a fluffy piece of shit in such a long time....

Sweet girl Vanilla GFE gets a Sweet Vanilla Review ... I do have other review styles; on my usual D/s punts ... Point taken ... What punters on UKP want is simple and informative ... Got it ... :)
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I may just do all my outdated reviews in one go so Rhona's latest review next time someone searches isn't this rubbish.
Nice idea, ta ...

Okay she doesn't offer OWO, but the amount of girls who offer it on their profile but don't do it, for a similar or higher price, it's really a moot point. When I first started I wouldn't do OWO anyway.

Yup, Rhona delivered exactly as advertised. Personally, I don't have a problem with OWO ... but oral on me isn't a big part of what I'm after ... The DATY, yesssszzz ... :)
« Last Edit: August 18, 2016, 07:28:55 AM by TomBaker »

Haha Asda by night is lovely at this time of the year, you could also stop off and get flowers and chocolate for her :yahoo:

There's a Tesco in Alfreton and a Services just north of Derby. :)

Yes ... Rhona likes chocolate ... :)

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I think she'll get even better as the years progress ...

Maybe but definitely

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Yes ... Rhona likes chocolate ...

fatter if people keep taking her Wispas (3 for £1 at Asda Spondon)




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