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Offline ncarter

I must admit being a forum virgin i'm quite intrigued, mystified and strangely interested by these forums. Here's my conclusions to date regarding the regular contributors;

1) You appear to be well educated and very articulate - me no thick as 2 short planks
2) Can reply to posts at any time of the day - does this mean none of you work and are therefore on benefits? Which clearly explains why you think girls like Honey are outrageously expensive. - little invention called iPhone, saved up my pennies from seeing the lower end of the spectrum
3) Were bullied at school for being so clever and nerdy. - only in the 1st year until I hit 6ft why?
4) Hid in toilet cubicles during your years at university and subsequently decided to have an anonymous but imaginery powerful life behind a computer screen ruling forums such as these with your superior knowledge, intellect and wit. - Do you have BAFTA awards at the end of the year for the smartest, intellectual put down? - hid in cubicles alright, but all a bit of a hazy cloud of smoke  ;)
5) You are probably all virgins - damn, yes all of us on this site including the ladies are virgins, you got us there

Me I'm looking forward to taking Honey to LA at the end of this month, having a wonderful time with one of the best girls in the business! Don't take my word for it though, read her reports on AW and C69 especially the ones from Mabo (god knows where that bloke gets the money from) - He has shagged loads of women so is probably the voice of experience here. Don't they get a bit funny with importing food into the US?

Me, I'm just starting up my broomstick in search of a little witches pussy - Meoooooow :D Hope that answers your questions, but if you want any further information please let me know

Offline toon972

either a sick woman or a sad man,lets have another rant.Hope you have a good time in LA LA land

Offline zootie

Anybody read her feedback? - mixed bag for sure...
 
I wasn't happy to enjoy "proper" 3some with her, because Honey doesn't look like her pictures. She is bigger and much older. Here we go- honest feedback.

Hmmm...

Offline Ali Katt

£350 an hour - no DFK, no cim, no snowball, no kissing her ears - why bother? And we all know courtesans don't advertise or have belly button piercings.

Offline Kram

It all makes sense now ... Why the regular posters are so suspicious of any new posters/members

What an idiot


Offline Ali Katt

It all makes sense now ... Why the regular posters are so suspicious of any new posters/members

What an idiot
It's also the fact to discover this page, he would have had to search for her adultwork ID or name on google. Stalker tendencies? a concerned fluffy? Honey herself? or a pimp?

Offline rockyc

Firstly, for the sake of the argument, we must set certain parameters.Neither am i Honey nor am i her pimp but i am a satisfied client.. I feel abliged to reply to zooties somewhat  bigoted scepticism. Quoting from one dissenting voice amongst a sea of glowing appraisals, in support of your position is, i suggest somewhat tenuous. Having visited her recently, i can assure you, she is as stunning in the flesh as her photos suggest and you must agree , they are stunning, are they not ?

Offline zootie

Firstly, for the sake of the argument, we must set certain parameters.Neither am i Honey nor am i her pimp but i am a satisfied client.. I feel abliged to reply to zooties somewhat  bigoted scepticism. Quoting from one dissenting voice amongst a sea of glowing appraisals, in support of your position is, i suggest somewhat tenuous. Having visited her recently, i can assure you, she is as stunning in the flesh as her photos suggest and you must agree , they are stunning, are they not ?

You and I are must have very different ideas about what constitutes "stunning"
I can see you're a man who is easily pleased
Good luck to you  :rolleyes:

Offline yumyum3

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I can see you're a man who is easily pleased
If you could see the writer there'd be tits, a fanny and an over-inflated sense of entitlement well beyond looks or ability  :hi:

Offline zootie

If you could see the writer there'd be tits, a fanny and an over-inflated sense of entitlement well beyond looks or ability  :hi:

Funny how out of all the comments, many just as sceptical as mine Rockyc chooses to concentrate on mine.
Me thinks the truth hurts
Bye Honey  :P

Offline Ali Katt

Funny how out of all the comments, many just as sceptical as mine Rockyc chooses to concentrate on mine.
Me thinks the truth hurts
Bye Honey  :P
The funniest quote from Honey, I mean rocky: "bigoted scepticism." - is there such a thing? Rocky also uses the same CaPitALisaTIon errors Honey uses on her profile.

Online James999

The funniest quote from Honey, I mean rocky: "bigoted scepticism." - is there such a thing? Rocky also uses the same CaPitALisaTIon errors Honey uses on her profile.

 :D
So Honey is not so smooth as the name suhggests, more lumpy like her alter ego Rocky  :lol:

Offline zootie

The funniest quote from Honey, I mean rocky: "bigoted scepticism." - is there such a thing? Rocky also uses the same CaPitALisaTIon errors Honey uses on her profile.

What I don't get is what do they get out if it?
This sort of thing is so easy to spot
Yet they continue to do it.
I saw an example on prossienet the other day of a WG who pretended to be a punter and put in a fake review for some poor girl
She soon got found out and made herself look unhinged
They must think we are thick as two planks

Offline zootie

:D
So Honey is not so smooth as the name suhggests, more lumpy like her alter ego Rocky  :lol:

The ID on here is a bit of a give away too
Obviously a female trying to sound masculine
Surprised she thought 'Rocky' was a good idea
'Balboa' would probably have been taking things too far mind  :sarcastic:

Offline Ali Katt

The ID on here is a bit of a give away too
Obviously a female trying to sound masculine
Surprised she thought 'Rocky' was a good idea
'Balboa' would probably have been taking things too far mind  :sarcastic:
Maybe she's a fan of the tasty biscuits.

Offline ncarter

Having visited her recently, i can assure you, she is as stunning in the flesh as her photos suggest and you must agree , they are stunning, are they not ?

Being serious here, your comment is subjective and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There are women on AW that some would find beautiful but others would not, and at the end of the day that is fine because we are all different here and all prefer different things.

Your terminology here if genuine does come across as a bit sycophantic, your usage of language is more that of a person trying to 'sell' a product (a bit more assertive) than someone recommending a product. If you have studied other posts on this forum, you could see that for a new member to make posts such as this without a proven history would open your comments to suspicion
« Last Edit: March 14, 2013, 10:08:48 PM by ncarter »

Offline rockyc

This is a reply to ncarter.
 I do not wish to appear condescending  but i do congratulate you on a well formulated post Most unusual on this forum, i might add..Whilst i accept your premise that , "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", my apparent sycophantic  delivery is purely in support of a lady that i visit on a  regular basis and  whom i feel is being unfairly castigated . Indeed  , i feel fully justified in  springing to her defence, as the  bigoted portrayal of her  on this forum, is quite honestly,  one that i dont recognize. In conclusion,i certainly concur with your  reference to " we are all different and prefer different things ".

Offline Ali Katt

This is a reply to ncarter.
 I do not wish to appear condescending  but i do congratulate you on a well formulated post Most unusual on this forum, i might add..Whilst i accept your premise that , "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", my apparent sycophantic  delivery is purely in support of a lady that i visit on a  regular basis and  whom i feel is being unfairly castigated . Indeed  , i feel fully justified in  springing to her defence, as the  bigoted portrayal of her  on this forum, is quite honestly,  one that i dont recognize. In conclusion,i certainly concur with your  reference to " we are all different and prefer different things ".
Get her to join up herself. I'm sure she's old enough to defend herself without you rallying to her defense - providing of course you aren't her under a different name. Unless you get a freebie out of it, I can't see the point in shamelessly self-promoting her.

Offline rockyc

This post is directed to Ali Kat.
 I am pleased that you are the first post to respond to my latest reposte, as i, take issue with your previous post regarding my use of the English language.I certainly need no instruction from you as to its use, however you will,i am sure benefit from the following
          The use of capital letters;.
                                                1, To begin a sentence or part of speech.
                                                 2, For the personal pronoun I 
                                                  3 For abbreviations and acronyms (look it up )
                                                   4, For days of the week, month,year and holidays.
                                                     5,For countries, languages, nationalities, religions. 
                                                       6, For peoples names and titles.
                                                         7 , For trade- marks, names of companies and organizations
                                                           8, For places and monuments
                                                             9 For names of vechcles, ships, trains  etc
                                                               10,For books,poems,songs,plays,films etc.
                                                                  11. Sometimes for headings, titles of articles and newspaper headlines.
                                                      Oh and by the way ,of course  it s permissible to use an adjective( describing word ) in front of a noun ( naming word) .
                                                     

Offline zootie

So no bookings again today Honey?
Try removing that chip from your shoulder and charging a realistic rate for what you're offering  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 05:35:50 PM by zootie »

Offline rpg

This post is directed to Ali Kat.
 I am pleased that you are the first post to respond to my latest reposte, as i, take issue with your previous post regarding my use of the English language.I certainly need no instruction from you as to its use, however you will,i am sure benefit from the following
          The use of capital letters;.
                                                1, To begin a sentence or part of speech.
                                                 2, For the personal pronoun I 
                                                  3 For abbreviations and acronyms (look it up )
                                                   4, For days of the week, month,year and holidays.
                                                     5,For countries, languages, nationalities, religions. 
                                                       6, For peoples names and titles.
                                                         7 , For trade- marks, names of companies and organizations
                                                           8, For places and monuments
                                                             9 For names of vechcles, ships, trains  etc
                                                               10,For books,poems,songs,plays,films etc.
                                                                  11. Sometimes for headings, titles of articles and newspaper headlines.
                                                      Oh and by the way ,of course  it s permissible to use an adjective( describing word ) in front of a noun ( naming word) .
                                                     

Oh dear!

Offline yumyum3

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Oh dear!
I know and it will probably get worse. Clearly English as a second language but I can't decide whether this one is as stupid as it appears or has got the spunk to keep getting up after continually getting knocked on the canvas - I'd take my hat off to her for that if she wasn't so boring.

Offline Dani

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Such a shame that an attractive woman (and she is attractive) is so bloody unhinged.  Did she really think any of us punter or prossie would believe any of the above bollocks.
Its far better to just ignore something we dont like written about us rather than pretend to be a man to make ourselves sound wonderful

Does she not realise a Lady (she is selling herself as such) would never act in this way.  Actually sod the Lady bit, anyone with any self respect would not do this either. 

She would be far better off admitting that ok she appeals to the mug type of punter who thinks more money equals better service as at least then she would be being honest.

Obviously her profile is written by two different people as some is in perfect English and some is more pidgeon English.  What she does need to realise is that this si not the place to make up profiles and try to prove she is worth what she charges. 

If negative comments are made, read them, take them in and see if you can do anything to change it

Offline k

This is a reply to rockyc

I can see you are indeed a big fan of this young lady, and that you go to great lengths to ensure that she is seen in a good light and comes as highly recommended by you.  Am I correct in thinking that you have contributed one, possibly more, of the 199 feedbacks that are tagged to her profile?

Offline rockyc

Reply to Cassielane.
                     Obviously  as you allude to  Honeys aw site does include pigeon English,  Whilst my contributions are limited ,i am sure that my detractors would not accuse me of using  pigeon English  Hey perhaps we have at long last established i am not Honey.


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