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Author Topic: Random things that can go wrong  (Read 3752 times)

Offline Largs43

I parked my car round the corner from Newtown Sauna in Edinburgh, bought a ticket for pay & display, but when I came back a couple of hours later someone had crashed into my drivers side door!!!

I was convinced it would've been reported to the polis and worried for hours, had to drive home with the door not fully shut as the door pillar was damaged. But luckily it was a hit and run and I managed to sneak it in to a body repair shop 2 days later, paying for it from my punting fund.

I'm always careful with speed limits, parking, etc when I'm somewhere I shouldn't be, but there's no way to avoid random stuff like that!

Offline Glesgaboy

Similar to the anderstoun hoor in car / AA one

I was doing the biz and another girl whistled. Her pal I was shagging realised the cops were coming and legged it!

So there was me in car, breeks at ma ankles and a jonnie still on.
So I ducked.
Polis arrived and said wit u doing...em I dropped something says me.
Why is ur kerb side window rolled down....em my eyes get dry due to contact lenses! Wtf!?

On u go  says he!!
. I wonder if he realised what I was doing  :dance:
Course he did.


Offline ickydicky

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Offline ickydicky

no really. i pish masel regularly. its my age :yahoo:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

no really. i pish masel regularly. its my age :yahoo:

You can get special pants for that these days . . .  :P

Honestly though...hats off to the copper for letting you off the hook. I wouldn't know what to say

Offline mavgoose

My biggest worry is simply bumping into someone I know , whilst entering or leaving a hotel.
Most other situations / locations I'd be ok.
Just the hotel one I'd struggle to explain. Doesn't stop me though.

you could not have explained why you were in an area just 2 miles from where you live. :cry:
No I was on my way home and only 2 miles away when the car went Pop !!! Doh

Offline f_angel

A couple of years ago I was seeing a regular in Leith. I came out from a good session, jumped on the motorbike and nearly crashed it when I moved off as it wasn't steering right. Turned out someone had tried to steal it and bent the handlebars really badly.

The best part was, a year later, a local muppet was using a pic he took of himself sitting on my bike, that day, just before he tried to steal  it, as his facebook profile pic. I know it was that day due to the location.

Offline bigbell

i used to frequent the sauna beside the daily record offices(hydepark???)when u used to have to take a shower before u could pick ur girl unless you paid extra to get the" big room" which had its own bath, just before i went into the shower i used the toilet, and heard voices and recognised it peeped round the door and it was my boss, he knew that we his workers were using hookers, but we didnt know he did
stayed in toilet till the girl asked if i was ok,explained what was happening and she took me in backroom for my service till he went,dunno if he was trying to catch us out as we should be working, 25 years on im still with same firm skiving off for a punt on a monday morning

Offline Uncle Buck

Is that the place that was on the clydeside? If so that was my first punt in there. I was young, scared and naive.... Great bj but too busy worrying to enjoy.

Offline bigbell

Is that the place that was on the clydeside? If so that was my first punt in there. I was young, scared and naive.... Great bj but too busy worrying to enjoy.
think so, side st up some stairs, pressed buzzer, paid ur tenner, given a towel,took a shower and picked a girl from 4 or more waitn , it was murder getting one of the smaller cabins, think it was jazz who was running it when i used to go

Offline BigIank8212

Went for a punt and the lady was one of my staff from work. Another came out after a punt and the street my car was parked was closed off by fire service attending a fire.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (BigIank8212, BigFish2016)

Offline Lilywhite

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I was doing a sort of flashing booking where the client wanted me to wear a see through top and skirt with no knickers. It was about 2 in the afternoon and we had planned to go to a pub in the Grassmarket. Thought nothing of it as it's mostly filled with the local alkies at the time.
All goes well and I step out of the pub tit's still out, punter is behind me because he wants to watch something or other.
Well thank fuck he's lagged behind because I hear "Hey  *lily's real name* coming for pints?". Quickly pull my coat over my chebs and realise it's a guy I went to school with. Fuck.
"Nah I'm working today."
"What, in *popular Grassmarket pub name*?"
"Eh yeah, just going to grab lunch."
"Um ok catch up later."
When I did catch up he mentioned never seeing me in said pub. Told him I got fired.

Offline ryandunn

 Mine must have a sixth sense, always manages to call me mid or pre punt

Offline pharmer7

Beat this.
Normal punt with an agency girl, - good 9 years ago- great punt, as usual, nothing unusual.
Fast forward 2 years, i'm travelling between branches for work, covering a staff member.
Never met the manager before even though I'd been there a few times.  but just so happened our shifts overlapped for an hour or 2 that one day...
Yep, you guessed it!

Beat this.
Normal punt with an agency girl, - good 9 years ago- great punt, as usual, nothing unusual.
Fast forward 2 years, i'm travelling between branches for work, covering a staff member.
Never met the manager before even though I'd been there a few times.  but just so happened our shifts overlapped for an hour or 2 that one day...
Yep, you guessed it!

Did she recognise you?

Offline solway

Timing belt broke miles from home,had to join the AA to get home !

Offline sharklaser

I always take precautions now, such as I drive to a subway or train station and use that as much as possible or I park good distances away from the location and walk it. This is why I love a after work appointment close by to my job easy excuses and a quick walk to and from the punt.

Had one close shave when I was young and inexperienced, I booked a girl who stayed close by to me and stayed in a house on a very busy main road. I chapped the front door and she opened the door in her lingerie, if someone drove past and recognised me, I was caught red handed, I cringe when I think back.

Good tip to have a backpack with you if you are paranoid about being caught in somewhere strange from someone you know. Few excuses you can use such as trying out a gym or a club close to the place etc.

Offline ClitTeaser

Best I can do is to tell about the time I received a " hurry up your wife is waiting" sarcastic remark from a drunk as I was leaving LSS years ago.  The part I hate about a punt is leaving the sauna anonymously.

Offline subedin33

Was at Asda with the wife a couple years back and bumped into an Agency girl. She recognised me, smiled and asked how I was. The wife was in the next aisle looking at shampoo but as ever in these situations she appeared within seconds so I had no chance to say anything!!!

Thankfully the girl realised it was my wife and spent the next 45-50 seconds talking to me about the "meeting" we had at work earlier in the week. I had told her I work in Finance so she made up an imaginary meeting, then we laughed at how it was a "small world".

Was impressed at her quick thinking to be honest. Crisis averted. My heart was going 250 beats a second, but all those years of poker finally paid off!!!lol.

Biggest near miss Ive ever had.




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