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Author Topic: Random things that can go wrong  (Read 3750 times)

Offline somefun

So we all know about smart phone worries etc.  Any other random stuff that people have been (nearly) caught out with?

As a starter for 10 a heart attack - although in Icky and Auldie's case I think that is their plan.

A random happened to me about a month ago.  I was meeting the Colombian Alinne before she went back to Brazil.  While getting out of the shower I cut my knee.  Alinne's fluffy white towel was destroyed, so back to the room, blood still gushing.  So normally Alinnes lack of English is irrelevant as her mouth is usually round my cock or on my face, but here I needed a plaster to stop the gusher otherwise the bedsheets were in for a bad time.  Eventually I typed plaster into the phone to translate and she smiled and went away ... sorted I thought .. she returned with some cotton wool and cellotape, bless her.

After the punt another shower* where I thought I had dried the "plaster", but 5 mins from home I have a massive wet patch.  How do I explain wet patch ..  How do I explain where I was that caused me to get a cut, but no first aid kit, but cellotape & cotton?  All ended fine.

* always have a shower after these days, after a near miss.

Tonight I lost 2mins time as I was on a yellow - don't want a parking ticket  / speeding fine in an area you can't explain.

Offline Dipdop

Bumped into my boss's wife on the same street as an appointment - was a nice area but totally the wrong side of town - luckily I wasn't supposed to be at work but was still a struggle explaining to her how my imaginary friend had just moved to that area.

Offline mavgoose

This thread could get interesting....

Checked find my friends app on phone and saw oh was having lunch directly opposite flag I had appointment in.... About turn and duly cancelled :-( but very lucky escape..

Offline ickydicky

So we all know about smart phone worries etc.  Any other random stuff that people have been (nearly) caught out with?

As a starter for 10 a heart attack - although in Icky and Auldie's case I think that is their plan.

A random happened to me about a month ago.  I was meeting the Colombian Alinne before she went back to Brazil.  While getting out of the shower I cut my knee.  Alinne's fluffy white towel was destroyed, so back to the room, blood still gushing.  So normally Alinnes lack of English is irrelevant as her mouth is usually round my cock or on my face, but here I needed a plaster to stop the gusher otherwise the bedsheets were in for a bad time.  Eventually I typed plaster into the phone to translate and she smiled and went away ... sorted I thought .. she returned with some cotton wool and cellotape, bless her.

After the punt another shower* where I thought I had dried the "plaster", but 5 mins from home I have a massive wet patch.  How do I explain wet patch ..  How do I explain where I was that caused me to get a cut, but no first aid kit, but cellotape & cotton?  All ended fine.

* always have a shower after these days, after a near miss.

Tonight I lost 2mins time as I was on a yellow - don't want a parking ticket  / speeding fine in an area you can't explain.


cheeky young pup ;)
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Offline auldie63

Yes think it's time for this young whippersnapper to encounter the CDM.


Offline Jock D

Nosebleed mid punt, with a fat looney who was probably about 50 back then, in Mayfield, Dalkieth about 12 years or so ago. She had a cat(s), which I'm allergic to, and that coupled with the fact the house needed a good clean, resulted in said nosebleed...didn't phase her btw.  :wackogirl:

I had a quick lunchtime punt where I was rushing to make it and back in time. I popped quickly whilst giving oral( i know)but still had my boxers on! Had to go commando at work for rest of the day and bin the pants 😏

Offline bobdavid

Once met a girl that I'd seen on a recent booking while I was browsing the aisles in WHSmiths... the OH was browsing the women's magazines on the next aisle (thankfully out of ear/eye shot) ... the girl looked at me in recognition, I said "hi" before realising where I recognised her from, and then she quickly ushered her way out of the shop with her boyfriend in tow (I could just make out his "who's that..?" question...). Never saw the girl again, the agency told me I was banned :-(

Nosebleed mid punt, with a fat looney who was probably about 50 back then, in Mayfield, Dalkieth about 12 years or so ago. She had a cat(s), which I'm allergic to, and that coupled with the fact the house needed a good clean, resulted in said nosebleed...didn't phase her btw.  :wackogirl:

Is this her?

https://www.adultwork.com/508361

I've been intrigued by this one for some bizarre reason, I'd be interested to hear your take!


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Offline Jock D

Is this her?

https://www.adultwork.com/508361

I've been intrigued by this one for some bizarre reason, I'd be interested to hear your take!

Haha...aye that's her, didn't realize she's still around. The verification photo which was taken in 2011 is very flattering, and looks a lot better than she did when I saw her all those years before. I thought back then she was a crap punt, and talked complete and utter shite throughout the whole thing, icluding when I went to the bathroom to deal with my nosebleed. However, you never know she might have changed her ways...there's only one way to find out Poopy...go on I dare you.  :cool:


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Offline auldie63

Auldie, what's CDM?
Coffin Dodging Mafia!   Don't stray with the greys.

Offline ickydicky

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Returning from a punt a while ago from an area I would normally have no reason whatsoever to be in,  the cam belt went snap on the car ! Luckily for me only 2 miles from my home which saved a whole lot of trouble trying to explain why I was in a certain area !!

Offline ickydicky

you could not have explained why you were in an area just 2 miles from where you live. :cry:
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My first punt was in a brothel above the fox and hound pub.  I was very nervous and didnt realise there was an entry fee.  Luckily I had enough change in my pocket to make it up.  So standing counting out the shrapnel and I hear "what are you doing here!".  Turns out I had previously worked with one of the girls when she had a more mainstream job. I just about crapped myself!  but she put me at ease and took me into a room to sort me out.  As it was my first time I took an embarrassingly long time to finish to the point someone was knocking the door to say our time was up.  Eventually managed to finish off but what a nightmare. On the plus side I still have a staff photo with my first punt in it :)

you could not have explained why you were in an area just 2 miles from where you live. :cry:

Sake man.  Do we have to mention the French one to concentrate your mind?

Offline ickydicky

Sake man.  Do we have to mention the French one to concentrate your mind?

why? was it in france :lol: what i meant was at 2 miles from where you live is hardly the other side of the moon.
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Not really random but got a call from the OH whilst a beautiful 20 year old babe was giving me a massage. It was an outcall and early evening at my hotel. I had to pick up the phone as it would have aroused more suspicision if I hadn't.

Some fast talking got me out of a muddle when she asked 'Why did it take you so long to answer the phone' blah blah hotels...phoen charging the other side of the room etc etc

Anyhoo I now only arrange visits at the approproriate to pretty much gaurantee no nasty phone calls. Now I know some folks will say just ignore it etc etc but in certain circumstances that's fine (such as when I playing sport) but down in the smoke for business early evening...it didn't cut the mustard



Offline ickydicky

you could have ignored it and said you were having a shite. :dance:
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Offline bobdavid

Anyhoo I now only arrange visits at the approproriate to pretty much gaurantee no nasty phone calls. Now I know some folks will say just ignore it etc etc but in certain circumstances that's fine (such as when I playing sport) but down in the smoke for business early evening...it didn't cut the mustard

Yeah, I have similar problems... I'd often try to put in a call to my OH just before the girl arrives to the room just to reduce the chance that she'll call me... it's hard, though, as there's really no excuse that would work... hard to justify a 10pm swim, or meeting clients, etc. The best thing I found in London was that many of the hotels seemed to have no mobile reception up in the room ... thank god the OH never thought of asking for my room number so she could call through reception..!

Yeah, I have similar problems... I'd often try to put in a call to my OH just before the girl arrives to the room just to reduce the chance that she'll call me... it's hard, though, as there's really no excuse that would work... hard to justify a 10pm swim, or meeting clients, etc. The best thing I found in London was that many of the hotels seemed to have no mobile reception up in the room ... thank god the OH never thought of asking for my room number so she could call through reception..!
I do the same thing... a tactical phonecall....Luckily for me the OH is a early sleeper and is normally in bed for 10pm. I tend to now arrange for 10pm which restricts somewhat my providers but the peace of mind is priceless. I do like a cheeky FBSM and will often grab one on the way to the airport mid to late afternoon when no phonecalls are expected

@icky things aren't always so simples. I just started massage with this hottie, so it would be a long 1hr shit ...arouses more suspiscision(sp) that it's worth

Online Mick123

picked up a hooer in Anderston and went to a backstreet off the Broomielaw for business. After we finished , car wouldn't start so said hooer had to walk back into the drag while I phoned the AA.
Now this was late at night in a dead end street (no longer there) which loads of prossies used for business. There wasn't another car in the street. Did the AA man know what I'd been up to ? Oh yes!

Offline ickydicky

christ do you no take a book with you when you go for a shite. and music playing so you didnt hear the call. seriously, it must be a pig being interrupted by a phone call from your missus when you are on the job, as opposed to having a jobbie :yahoo:
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