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18 review(s) for Miss Angelina Jade (15 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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£60 for £30

Comms decent. Replies to texts promptly.

Location: I was right, same place I saw Yvete. Free parking nearby, maybe 10 min walk from Wood Green tube. Areas ok nothing to worry about day or night IMO.

Appearance: Alternative. If you don't like tatts or heavily tatt'd women. Don't bother. I do luckily :) I'd say she is in her 30's. Body looked good. Slight belly not the worst I've seen so I looked past it. Fake tits fake arse fake lips possibly. She does ooze sex appeal. And does look sexy.

She answered the door dressed in a sexy lace dress. Didn't cover much. Crotch less g string and bra. Followed her up the stairs. Ass in my face. Looked good.

Into the room. Pass the cash and she goes off to stash it. Comes back and sits on the bed. Start playing with her breasts etc. Tried to kiss but it's just lip kissing. Told her to stand in front of me, hands on the wall. I explore her ass. It's fake. First fake one I've felt. Not my thing firm as fuck. She doesn't hide the fact it is fake. It's mentioned on her profile. Rubbed her pussy a bit. Don't think she allows fingering as when I got near there I saw her hand move towards it I assume to stop me should I have ventured closer. I could be wrong. Fake breasts. Her left one felt a little softer but generally both are very firm. She's had her lips done also I believe.

OW. Was ok. Thick condoms again so didn't feel much but it looked good. Especially with this lips! Got her to play with herself at the same time. Told her to stick her fingers in etc. Eventually got her on top in CG, she grinds (prob for clit stimulation) rather then goes up and down. Then reverse CG. A bit better but that butt just didn't do it for me totally. It looked peachy but knowing how hard it was maybe spoilt it I tried to enjoy it though being its the first fake butt I've laid hands on. On to doggy, handy mirror so I could see her form better. She looks really good side on! Then missionary for the finale.

Busted a nut, cleaned up and left basically. Small chat as I got dressed.

Return: probably not. I preferred Yvete who I saw at that location. I have tried to see this one for a while, but she'd always go away before I could get a chance. So I'm glad I finally got to experience her. I'm sure she ticks a lot of people's boxes and she has good reviews. She didn't seem that into it I feel. Maybe she'd already had a busy day, but it stops this being a positive. Just not my thing either it would seem. I think I'll have to avoid fake breasts and ass from now on, if they are supposed to be that firm. I can tick fake butts off my bucket list at least.



18 review(s) found for Miss Angelina Jade linked to in above post (15 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative)

I know what you mean, she was doing owo before and was £80-100 an hour, all she has going is alternative look; fake bum, tatts and hair. Her service bang average I did see her maybe last year when she first came here but I wouldn't now

Offline Anadin

How did you pay only £60 quid?

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Review sounds familiar - I really want to see her again but can't bring myself to accept OW, especially as I've had OWO from her in the past from those big plump lips which was.....



Online Bassman

+1 ?

Apologies it was £70. I typed it right after the review for The Best Ex, mixed with early hours and no sleep, I just had £60 in my head.

£60 for £30

Comms decent. Replies to texts promptly.

Location: I was right, same place I saw Yvete. Free parking nearby, maybe 10 min walk from Wood Green tube. Areas ok nothing to worry about day or night IMO.

Appearance: Alternative. If you don't like tatts or heavily tatt'd women. Don't bother. I do luckily :) I'd say she is in her 30's. Body looked good. Slight belly not the worst I've seen so I looked past it. Fake tits fake arse fake lips possibly. She does ooze sex appeal. And does look sexy.

She answered the door dressed in a sexy lace dress. Didn't cover much. Crotch less g string and bra. Followed her up the stairs. Ass in my face. Looked good.

 I explore her ass. It's fake. First fake one I've felt. Not my thing firm as fuck. She doesn't hide the fact it is fake. It's mentioned on her profile. Rubbed her pussy a bit. Don't think she allows fingering as when I got near there I saw her hand move towards it I assume to stop me should I have ventured closer. I could be wrong. Fake breasts. Her left one felt a little softer but generally both are very firm. She's had her lips done also I believe.

OW. Was ok. Thick condoms again so didn't feel much but it looked good. Especially with this lips! Got her to play with herself at the same time. Told her to stick her fingers in etc. Eventually got her on top in CG, she grinds (prob for clit stimulation) rather then goes up and down. Then reverse CG. A bit better but that butt just didn't do it for me totally. It looked peachy but knowing how hard it was maybe spoilt it I tried to enjoy it though being its the first fake butt I've laid hands on. On to doggy, handy mirror so I could see her form better. She looks really good side on!



Bassman you are a hard reviewer to give her a neutral  :D

You made me laugh by listing her surgeries !!! Would have been easier to list what she has not had done  :lol:

It did amuse me  after an occasion that I had seen her she walked around the house stark naked and even escorted me to the door like that  :yahoo:

Love her fucking look perfect for me but I'm not paying that price for oral with good review bassman

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Bassman you are a hard reviewer to give her a neutral  :D

You made me laugh by listing her surgeries !!! Would have been easier to list what she has not had done  :lol:

It did amuse me  after an occasion that I had seen her she walked around the house stark naked and even escorted me to the door like that  :yahoo:
Lol,

It is what it is.

She did the same and walked me to the door naked.

Online Bassman

Love her fucking look perfect for me but I'm not paying that price for oral with good review bassman

You've more experience of fake butts than I. Hers are solid. Not sure if that's the norm.There is very little give. Tits the same.

Maybe that's just implants for you. Fat injections would probably feel way better, for me at least.

You've more experience of fake butts than I. Hers are solid. Not sure if that's the norm.There is very little give. Tits the same.

Maybe that's just implants for you. Fat injections would probably feel way better, for me at least.

The fake ass is not a problem for me, I like her tats and fake tits she reminds me of woman I used to work with 4 years ago who i wanted to fuck badly  :diablo:

Offline foxinthebox9

Really like this girl seen few times now inc last week. Has gotten little bigger stomach wise nothing major but still great enhanced body. Def an aquired look but right up my street. The oral with is only neg for me, always had DFK and fingering with her so maybe just does it on occasion. Loves walking round in nude haha.
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