External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £60
Duration: 30 mins
For a long time now I've heard about how good Tammy is, several very reliable posters on here have spoken at length of how she provides a cracking service, well this afternoon I decided to get in out of the rain and finally see for myself what all the fuss was about. I sent Tammy a text inquiring whereabouts she was staying, she replied very quickly with a postcode which a Google search revealed itself to be the postcode for a well known hotel chain, and this particular branch was located a wee bit further away (15 min walk from Central I'd say). I booked her for 30 mins and asked what type of outfits she had and she replied that she had stockings and lingerie, I asked if she could wear some sexy lingerie and high heels but was then met with a reply that simply said 'I don't have heels', that's something that I'm still scratching my head over, what escort doesn't own a pair of high heels and have them at the ready when she's working. She asked if that was a problem which it wasn't really but I do have a thing for a gorgeous woman wearing nothing but a pair of sexy heels, one of the things I liked so much about Lexi Ryder was that when I asked her to keep her heels on she just smiled and said 'I always keep them on anyway'
However, moving on, I had everything booked and was told to text for the room number five mins before the booking. I can't fault Tammy in the comms department, she's very quick to reply to texts and gives you all the info you need. I only had to wait about 10-15 mins before the punt as it was all very last minute, eventually the time came around and I sent Tammy the text asking for the room number, very quick response and I made my way up to the hotel. The lifts are right next to the reception, this might unnerve some people but personally I've never been all that fussed about that kinda stuff, just be nice and relaxed, act as if you know where you are going etc. Made my way up on the lift and as I approached her room she opened the door. Once I got into the room I turned to get a look at Tammy (who was doing the old hide behind the door act), she was wearing (I think) white bra and knickers with fishnet stockings, nice body, huge tits, nice legs, decent arse, facially she's not too bad, quite a few tattoos as well. The room was a cheap and cheerful kinda place, no lights on, curtains shut so I couldn't really get a great look at Tammy (a mean a could see her obviously but you know what a mean) and of course the usual escort working from a hotel room scenario of TV on random music channel blaring out shite R&B.
I got a slightly cold feeling off of Tammy, not a lot of talk, she seemed pleasant enough but there was no introductory hug or kiss, no 'How's your day been?' or anything like that, she sat me down, got money out the way and then told me where the bathroom was if I needed to shower or anything, straight away I wasn't getting the best of feelings but I thought fuck it, I'll persevere and see what happens. After a quick shower I went out and all her lingerie was off, she offered a massage which was declined, was asked if I wanted oral with or without (silly question lol), I lay on the bed with Tammy giving me some very good OWO, lots of tongue, going all up the shaft, the balls, all over the head, very tentative a must say. She started wanking me a little bit and part of me considered shooting my load and going for a second pop, but having had several wanks yesterday I knew a second pop would be a Herculean task. I then asked if I could fuck her, started off in doggy. Due to Tammy's rather 'timid' nature shall we say, lack of enthusiasm etc, I was starting to lose my hard on and had to wank myself a bit before sticking it in, the only time I have ever had to do this has been in previous negative or neutral punts where the girl just doesn't seem at all interested and if she appears uninterested that immediately starts to play on my mind. Her pussy wasn't very tight, nice view of her arse but she didn't seem very enthusiastic. Then switched into mish and she seemed a little bit more interested but by this point I figured that she probably just wanted me out of there. My dick slipped out at which point I asked if she could give me some more OWO and that I wanted to finish over her tits (which are lovely I must say). It was at this point that I remembered all of Tammy's reviews had all mentioned her great kissing skills and how much she seemed to enjoy it, needless to say I hadn't had so much as a winch off of Tammy, I then asked if she kissed and she said yeah, there was then an awkward three or four second pause and she said 'Do you want to kiss?' We kissed for a few seconds but it wasn't anything great, very little tongue and I could feel a bit of facial hair on her upper lip, so I would say her kissing is overrated. I sat on the edge of the bed and she went at it before then asking me to stand up, I was starting to struggle though and I decided to take over wanking duties, a sat myself back down on the bed and wanked myself to completion over Tammy's big tits. She smiled and handed me a wet wipe to clean up and after doing so immediately grabbed a towel and wrapped it round her body, almost as if to say 'Right that's you, get yer stuff and jog on,' obviously that's just my interpretation of it but what I really liked (yep more reminiscing) about Brooke (Glasgow's next big thing by the looks of it and who I had the distinct pleasure of being the first person from this forum to pay a visit and review
) was the way that she just laid down on the bed and chatted away, laughing and joking, telling me about her life and stuff, it felt like a GFE, it was all very personal and it added a nice touch to the booking, with Tammy it felt extremely business like and at a half hearted attempt at small talk I asked her how long she was in Glasgow for, she told me another two weeks and when I remarked that that seemed quite long she just shrugged her shoulders, grinned and said words to the effect of 'Well that's how long I always stay!' Aye alright hen a was just asking, jeez oh
I went for another shower, got changed in the bathroom (fuck enduring more awkward silences), went out told Tammy it was nice to meet her and that I would see myself out. All in all it's a negative for me, some might say it should be a neutral but for me this was a waste of sixty quid, just not good enough, she's a relatively attractive looking girl but she just didn't seem interested whatsoever, no talking, virtually no enthusiasm, just wanted me in and out and no questions asked, how she can say that she offers a GFE is utterly beyond me!! Maybe it's a case of we just didn't click or maybe she was having an off day, who knows, a mean a would say I'm a decent looking young lad, I'm always smartly dressed, hair's always groomed to perfection, I look after myself physically, don't smoke, rarely drink, go to the gym constantly, so I've got a really good physique, always put on a bit of aftershave before a punt, make sure my breath is nice and minty, personality wise I would say I'm very approachable, friendly, easy going and so on but at the end of the day it takes two to Tango and Tammy sure as shit didn't wanna Tango today.
Wouldn't say it's the worst punt I've been on but it's definitely in the top 2 or 3
