Oral sex withouth condom!!!!

[Francpl]

Hello guys,

I had an oral sex without condom with a prostitute, after 1 week a had a pain in the left testicule it's been two weeks now and that's the only symptom i had, i'm gonna grt tested tomorrow but i'm very worried about HIV as well or gonorhea hopefully it will be just a simple chlamydia or nothing... any same experience ??

[Moresomes]

I just can't be arsed.   

[Francpl]

What do you mean? Is there a risk to get HIV ??

[David1970]

Why not ask your teacher, oh you cant as it the school hols, ask mummy she will explain, she sucks lots of dicks.

[OakTree]

Yeah definite HIV.

It's a little known fact but a sore left testicle is the first sign of it.

Text book classic.   

[Buttons]

Yes, you have HIV. The only way to stop it is to burst both your testicles with a hammer, it lets the HIV bugs out and they run away.

Now off you pop and smash yourself in the nut sack with Daddy's hammer, make sure it is nice and hard or you won't burst your bollox and you will die a painful slow death. 

[Francpl]

Guys, i'm in a bad situation, please help me if you know something about it or had an experience thanks... but i had really a pain in the testicule for two days now i don't have any for the moment but i'm very worried i'm gonna do the chlamydia test tomorrow

[Francpl]

Why not just be serious ... a serious answer it's all i need

[OakTree]

Why not just be serious ... a serious answer it's all i need

Then go to a DR you bell end.

How the fuck do we know what's wrong with you?

[Moresomes]

Yes, you have HIV. The only way to stop it is to burst both your testicles with a hammer, it lets the HIV bugs out and they run away.

You neglected to mention the additional sensible precaution of microwaving his bell end for 3 minutes.

[Francpl]

Have anyone of you had an experience with owo ? Hiv, gonorhea or chlamydia i just ur help

[Roth]

Why not just be serious ... a serious answer it's all i need

Your in a bad situation.  Rub your nuts with neat TCP that you have warmed up to just below boiling point. That will cure any disease you have caught.  Guaranteed. 

[sensualencounter]

Have they even dropped yet, you fucking idiot? If you really are serious then go to a doctor. What a cock.  

[Francpl]

So there is no way to get a serious help answer in here?

[Nagilum]

Ok, Ok we have scared him enough.

The only cure is amputation... So young, such potential 

[Nagilum]

So there is no way to get a serious help answer in here?

Relax.

You will be fine, nobody has contracted HIV through OWO.  There are no known cases of it, now go put your feet up and stop worrying.

[cockneybstrd]

Why not just be serious ... a serious answer it's all i need

You bunch of cunts

Can't you see the geezer is in a world of hurt here

As it looks like not only has he caught Hiv but the two days of pain in his nuts is a sure sign of urethra cancer they might be able save a testicle but they might have to chop your cock off.

[Nagilum]

You bunch of cunts

Can't you see the geezer is in a world of hurt here

As it looks like not only has he caught Hiv but the two days of pain in his nuts is a sure sign of urethra cancer they might be able save a testicle but they might have to chop your cock off.

 

[David1970]

It may need amputation with a rusty hacksaw, that works sometimes, your nuts do not hurt if they are not attached. 

[Roth]

You bunch of cunts

Can't you see the geezer is in a world of hurt here

As it looks like not only has he caught Hiv but the two days of pain in his nuts is a sure sign of urethra cancer they might be able save a testicle but they might have to chop your cock off.

Your right.  Sorry. 

[sensualencounter]

Also we need a review of the nasty lady who did this to you. Would you recommend her? Was she hot? Did she have a good attitude? 

[punk]

Hello guys,

I had an oral sex without condom with a prostitute, after 1 week a had a pain in the left testicule it's been two weeks now and that's the only symptom i had, i'm gonna grt tested tomorrow but i'm very worried about HIV as well or gonorhea hopefully it will be just a simple chlamydia or nothing... any same experience ??

Your fucked.

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[cueball]

So there is no way to get a serious help answer in here?

Yes young Frank, I'll help.

There's a penis and testicle doctor advertising on AW, do you want the link?

[Nagilum]

You lot shouldnt joke.

The last time a punter had OWO they had to hollow out his nob and fill it with silicone. 

Where do you think they coined the phrase Silicone Valley

[cueball]

Here's the doctor for your tender bollock op....

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[Francpl]

Also we need a review of the nasty lady who did this to you. Would you recommend her? Was she hot? Did she have a good attitude? 

She was a romanian lady in royal oeke, she was very skilled i never had oral sex without condom before but i coudn't resist to her, i knew that the HIV risk is a bit low trough oral, but i'm worried about the chlamydia and the other STI's moreover my left testicule was hurting me for two/3 days so....

[Francpl]

Here's the doctor for your tender bollock op....

 External Link/Members Only

Nice one! Thanks for making me smile i really started to become yellow

[hantshagger]

Yes, you have HIV. The only way to stop it is to burst both your testicles with a hammer, it lets the HIV bugs out and they run away.

No  - really - the OP needs to get a mate (or else a fully naked wg) to repeatedly kick him in the head, while he is dancing on a table which has been specifically placed  in the middle of Trafalgar Square in London - do this at 10am.....   its the only cure...   

[Francpl]

Relax.

You will be fine, nobody has contracted HIV through OWO.  There are no known cases of it, now go put your feet up and stop worrying.

Thanks for ur answer

[punk]

She was a romanian lady in royal oeke, she was very skilled i never had oral sex without condom before but i coudn't resist to her, i knew that the HIV risk is a bit low trough oral, but i'm worried about the chlamydia and the other STI's moreover my left testicule was hurting me for two/3 days so....

link?

[Francpl]

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[cockneybstrd]

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You do realise that she has been on the post op transsexual list on here

So you could have caught benderitis which could explain the testicular pain.

[David1970]

Listen mate none of the bastards here are taking you seriously. I would try mumsnet web site, explain to the nice ladies how you were with a Gypo hooker, got a dose of the clap and are going to give it to your wife, they will give you lots of advice. It would be better if you include your name, address, email address and mobile number. Good luck.

[punk]

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When did you see her then.

Write a review.

[hantshagger]

When did you see her then.

Write a review.

and include the bit about getting HIV..... and how you cured yourself....

[Francpl]

16 of july i think

[hantshagger]

Now the OP has left the room....  I should perhaps thank him for starting this one....   Surely, this is - in terms of the replies -   the best thread  of the month  (so far!!)   Well done all....  isn't laughter the best medicine sometimes?...
                          

[punk]

Nothing better.

[punk]

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[ickydicky]

Nothing better.

well it doesnt make me laff but a good bj brings a smile to my face

[paul_2407]

A bit late to the show but this was quite an entertaining read