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Offline Vivago

« Reply #4250 on: November 29, 2015, 05:49:07 am »
There seemed to be something missing in the second pic, to go with the hairy arse and legs.

Better?

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« Reply #4251 on: November 29, 2015, 10:16:50 am »
Wow what a blog. I think it's probably the worst use of a blog I've seen on AW. It includes several gems but surely the worst has to be that she aims to get her kid in bed by 9 so that you can go fuck her?!
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Offline punk

« Reply #4252 on: November 29, 2015, 06:45:24 pm »
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This can't be healthy :unknown: I'll never be able go carve a  beef joint again.... :cry: :vomit:
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Ironic that she states don't ask me about BB on her profile.

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« Reply #4253 on: November 29, 2015, 06:48:46 pm »
Quote from: punk on November 29, 2015, 06:45:24 pm
Ironic that she states don't ask me about BB on her profile.

maybe that's the boy friend, as I have seen a similar question

Do you do, bare back; answer no, and the person in the picture is my husband

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« Reply #4254 on: November 29, 2015, 08:07:08 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on November 29, 2015, 06:48:46 pm
maybe that's the boy friend, as I have seen a similar question

Do you do, bare back; answer no, and the person in the picture is my husband
Poor bastard  :cry:

Offline bob1

« Reply #4255 on: November 30, 2015, 12:45:48 am »
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That is one hairy growler she has there.
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4256 on: November 30, 2015, 04:48:34 pm »
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another one for the traffic police

What is your Primary Language?   yes
What is your Secondary Language?   yes
What is your favourite colour?   red
What is your best feature?   Boobs
What is your worst feature?   Boobs
What three words best describe your personality?   yes

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« Reply #4257 on: November 30, 2015, 04:51:18 pm »
This one just got a negative review. I can smell it from here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg963367#msg963367

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4258 on: November 30, 2015, 04:56:37 pm »
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« Reply #4259 on: November 30, 2015, 10:08:33 pm »
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Hairy legs, arms and arse either way I wouldn't mind a go on that, hot body and a reasonable face for an older broad.

Offline punk

« Reply #4260 on: November 30, 2015, 10:27:58 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on November 30, 2015, 04:51:18 pm
This one just got a negative review. I can smell it from here.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg963367#msg963367

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Looks like a rhino's arse or a mushroom. :wacko:

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« Reply #4261 on: November 30, 2015, 11:59:19 pm »
Quote from: punk on November 30, 2015, 10:27:58 pm
Looks like a rhino's arse or a mushroom. :wacko:
You can bury into that truffle, like a French sow. I doubt you'd see sunlight again though.

Offline Taggart

« Reply #4262 on: December 01, 2015, 08:13:22 pm »
This is a gem. Awful photoshopping....
Yes, I know it's a cock, but....

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« Reply #4263 on: December 01, 2015, 08:21:55 pm »
Quote from: Taggart on December 01, 2015, 08:13:22 pm
This is a gem. Awful photoshopping....
Yes, I know it's a cock, but....

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1 for the T.S lovers  :unknown:

Offline socks

« Reply #4264 on: December 01, 2015, 11:03:20 pm »
Quote from: punk on November 30, 2015, 10:27:58 pm
Looks like a rhino's arse or a mushroom. :wacko:
I was thinking her left buttock looked like she was packing a full grown cauliflower inside it

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4265 on: December 05, 2015, 05:14:41 pm »
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is this a photo of a sofa?

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« Reply #4266 on: December 05, 2015, 05:18:29 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 05, 2015, 05:14:41 pm
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is this a photo of a sofa?

Looks like a man's leg in black jeans. Sergei.

Offline The_Don

« Reply #4267 on: December 05, 2015, 06:40:43 pm »
Quote from: Taggart on December 01, 2015, 08:13:22 pm
This is a gem. Awful photoshopping....
Yes, I know it's a cock, but....

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 :lol:

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Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 05, 2015, 05:14:41 pm
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is this a photo of a sofa?


Quote from: CatBBW on December 05, 2015, 05:18:29 pm
Looks like a man's leg in black jeans. Sergei.

Verification Photo (is  :unknown: )

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« Reply #4268 on: December 05, 2015, 08:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 05, 2015, 05:14:41 pm
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is this a photo of a sofa?

She is also making promises she cannot keep.

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STUNNING BRUNETTE HOT BODY SENSUAL LIPS FOR THE BEST BJ FROM ENTIRE WORLD :)

That's gonna take some time and break a few laws.

I'm not participating in that btw, you can if you want to, im going to have to tell her im opting out, I aint giving no blow jobs.

Offline punk

« Reply #4269 on: December 06, 2015, 10:00:22 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on December 05, 2015, 05:18:29 pm
Looks like a man's leg in black jeans. Sergei.

She either not worked out how to use her cam phone or she has a niche for men with leg fetish.

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« Reply #4270 on: December 08, 2015, 10:06:49 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4271 on: December 08, 2015, 10:55:12 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4272 on: December 09, 2015, 06:41:32 pm »
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I would fancy her (although too far away) but she looks to me to have not washed her face or her bum. Just 3 photos say it all.

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« Reply #4273 on: December 09, 2015, 09:22:50 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 09, 2015, 06:41:32 pm
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I would fancy her (although too far away) but she looks to me to have not washed her face or her bum. Just 3 photos say it all.

And a line of grime in her cleavage.

She seems very oily, with some dark chest hairs. I think she has a hormone problem.

Offline cueball

« Reply #4274 on: December 09, 2015, 09:25:06 pm »
Merry Xmas
Mrs santa is coming down your chimney.....
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« Reply #4275 on: December 09, 2015, 10:08:12 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on December 09, 2015, 09:22:50 pm
And a line of grime in her cleavage.

She seems very oily, with some dark chest hairs. I think she has a hormone problem.

New avatar material there cat, thanks for that

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« Reply #4276 on: December 10, 2015, 01:24:54 am »
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Feel that this thread has found its ultimate , congratulations Cueball !!!!!!!!!

Offline Vivago

« Reply #4277 on: December 10, 2015, 06:55:58 am »
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Would need to be a fucking big chimney. She might just get down one of these.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4278 on: December 10, 2015, 08:10:45 pm »
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Here she is, Shipley in Yorks, not far from the dark satanic mills.
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« Reply #4279 on: December 11, 2015, 03:17:53 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 10, 2015, 08:10:45 pm
Here she is, Shipley in Yorks, not far from the dark satanic mills.
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Where did you find that HP, have you taken up Matthew Hopkins old job ?

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Offline Roth

« Reply #4280 on: December 11, 2015, 03:30:50 am »
Quote from: virtualwaster on December 11, 2015, 03:17:53 am
Where did you find that HP, have you taken up Matthew Hopkins old job ?

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Or maybe Biscuitman has already set up his male escort profile.  :unknown: 
Teeth look similar.  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78188.msg974787#msg974787

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« Reply #4281 on: December 11, 2015, 09:17:18 am »
Quote from: Roth on December 11, 2015, 03:30:50 am
Or maybe Biscuitman has already set up his male escort profile.  :unknown: 
Teeth look similar.  :lol: :lol:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78188.msg974787#msg974787
no reason I can't make a few a quid if monsters like that can 😂

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« Reply #4282 on: December 11, 2015, 09:19:02 am »
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New avatar material there cat, thanks for that
best avatar ever!

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« Reply #4283 on: December 11, 2015, 10:23:05 pm »
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You're probably looking at the spotty arse but all I see are hairy thighs  :vomit:


Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4284 on: December 12, 2015, 07:14:36 am »
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You're probably looking at the spotty arse but all I see are hairy thighs  :vomit:
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how about a link please?

vw

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« Reply #4285 on: December 12, 2015, 07:46:33 am »

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« Reply #4286 on: December 12, 2015, 08:36:06 am »
Quote from: virtualwaster on December 12, 2015, 07:46:33 am
Here goes HP   :scare:

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 :scare: :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare:

And the cheeky cunt is charging £90 for 30mins.  FFS! :dash: :dash:

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« Reply #4287 on: December 12, 2015, 06:34:22 pm »
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:scare: :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :scare: :scare:

And the cheeky cunt is charging £90 for 30mins.  FFS! :dash: :dash:

Kissing is also £10 extra   :crazy:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4288 on: December 12, 2015, 08:39:40 pm »
Quote from: rorschach on December 12, 2015, 06:34:22 pm
Kissing is also £10 extra   :crazy:

so £100 for a half hour, forget it. At least she does not charge extra for her rear end acne. Imagine £5 extra for popping a pimple!
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« Reply #4289 on: December 12, 2015, 08:48:54 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 12, 2015, 08:39:40 pm
so £100 for a half hour, forget it. At least she does not charge extra for her rear end acne. Imagine £5 extra for popping a pimple!

It's not often I say this but HP I'm speechless  :vomit:

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« Reply #4290 on: December 12, 2015, 11:10:00 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4291 on: December 12, 2015, 11:24:38 pm »
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enuff said

it is never 'enuff' unless you also post a link please
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Offline cueball

« Reply #4292 on: December 12, 2015, 11:30:25 pm »
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it is never 'enuff' unless you also post a link please
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Do you think she's telling fibs about her age? :D

Offline cueball

« Reply #4293 on: December 12, 2015, 11:34:55 pm »
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Where did you find that HP, have you taken up Matthew Hopkins old job ?

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What the fuck is going on with her left ear?

Looks like the bloody dog has been chomping in it

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« Reply #4294 on: December 12, 2015, 11:40:36 pm »
Quote from: cueball on December 12, 2015, 11:34:55 pm
What the fuck is going on with her left ear?

Looks like the bloody dog has been chomping in it

she used to play in the front row for the first xv

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« Reply #4295 on: December 14, 2015, 08:58:48 am »
Moving on from the hairy arse, is this bum fake it looks so wrong?

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« Reply #4296 on: December 14, 2015, 02:43:48 pm »
Anorexia
take her a box of chocolates?

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« Reply #4297 on: December 14, 2015, 04:05:04 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 14, 2015, 02:43:48 pm
Anorexia
take her a box of chocolates?

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I reckon Sir Patrick Moore would have booked her and played a tune on her xylophone ribs

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« Reply #4298 on: December 14, 2015, 04:56:36 pm »

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« Reply #4299 on: December 14, 2015, 07:32:29 pm »
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Moving on from the hairy arse, is this bum fake it looks so wrong?

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Funny. Earlier that arse looked huge and fake. Now she's changed the photo it looks normal. But amazing nonetheless
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