The worst escort picture challenge

[punk]

Drop her on I.S 

[Ali Katt]

I like a bit of dark chocolate i dont mind if its bigger than average but this no thanks

That's the whole cocoa bush. Whose been down her cadbury alley then?

[cockneybstrd]

That's the whole cocoa bush. Whose been down her cadbury alley then?

I am sure even the Great HP would draw the line at her Bournville Boulevard

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I am sure even the Great HP would draw the line at her Bournville Boulevard

yep, not for me but I should like to gawp at the profile, link please.

[Chuckman]

I like a bit of dark chocolate i dont mind if its bigger than average but this no thanks

Imagine if she does hardsports and she sat on your face while doing so   

[webpunter]

Drop her on I.S 

Wait a minute.  A good plan - but we don't want to risk putting the earth off its axis   
Do ya reckon she flies much - reckon going by ferry better - coz there is no way that is getting in an economy seat

[bristolqwerty]

Or in the aeroplane toilet - she'll have to poop out the window 

[burton bull]

yep, not for me but I should like to gawp at the profile, link please.

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There you go!

[punk]

Wait a minute.  A good plan - but we don't want to risk putting the earth off its axis   
Do ya reckon she flies much - reckon going by ferry better - coz there is no way that is getting in an economy seat

She is probably like one of the BIG BOY Bombs the RAF dropped on the germans in world war 2,same effect.

[Ali Katt]

She is probably like one of the BIG BOY Bombs the RAF dropped on the germans in world war 2,same effect.

[ness4]

I like a well rounded girl but.... External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only I think this is a step (staircase, escalator) too far!!

[punk]

I like a well rounded girl but.... External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only I think this is a step (staircase, escalator) too far!!

Last seen being dropped on islamic state.. code named thunder buster.

[cockneybstrd]

I like a well rounded girl but.... External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only I think this is a step (staircase, escalator) too far!!

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looks like she got a facial from a squid who hadnt come in ages

[bristolqwerty]

waiting lady......well she'll be waiting a long time for my visit...
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This masterpiece is simply titled Clit
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waiting lady......well she'll be waiting a long time for my visit...
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I usually like a lady who writes that her thighs are her worst part of body, especially as I then put my wurst between them

[bristolqwerty]

Where would you most like to have sex?   Rather a bed, kitchen sex is great also. Love to have sex in a lift and over a office desk....

Translated too .....near food.....somewhere I don't have to walk.....

[Vivago]

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Mmmm..looking at that is making me peckish.

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[pong]

Nothing is more helpful than a sharp close up picture ... of the room the WG is working in.
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Nothing is more helpful than a sharp close up picture ... of the room the WG is working in.
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we need a link to assess this, THANKS

[pong]

we need a link to assess this, THANKS

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[Chuckman]

Nothing is more helpful than a sharp close up picture ... of the room the WG is working in.

Evidently doesn't realise that 'vaseline on the lens' should only be taken figuratively.

[bristolqwerty]

we need a link to assess this, THANKS

Compared to others on this thread she's HL material.

[collector]

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"teen" Anna 
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[Dick4snowqueens]

Think these new profiles are holding profiles until they fill it in with what they feel is suitable

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"teen" Anna 
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the photo of a calendar shows July and August

[raylondoner]

Agree that this lady is a star compared to many shown - not my type but nowhere remotely near dross!   :hi:h

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it is the rather dark photo on the left side of the 2 profile photos to which I would draw your attention - not while having your breakfast.

[Chuckman]

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it is the rather dark photo on the left side of the 2 profile photos to which I would draw your attention - not while having your breakfast.

Just what is..is THAT?? 

[splodger69]

Errrrm, bacon with a mushroom? 

Just what is..is THAT?? 

[Bmc88]

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I'm the winner

[bristolqwerty]

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Negative   herindoors1 (2)   11/02/2015 14:00   Seeking Services
    didn't bother replying waste of space stay well clear and spend money on someone who cares
   
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Love the -1 AW feedback 
You have to question the punter for actually contemplating this & making contact Farmers wife?
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if that is how she looks at 45  ...   I cannot finish the sentence.

with her hair down she looks better
she has a barrel belly with long stretch marks and nice breasts and a smile (I used a freeview to look at her gallery) but I shall never manage TOFT as I shall never get to Dundee.
HP

[pewpewpew]

I shall never manage TOFT as I shall never get to Dundee.

Don't make excuses!

[webpunter]

Don't make excuses!

HP is getting choosy these days 

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HP is getting choosy these days 

every since robbery yes, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=72432.0, more choosy,

but this one here is based on geography, Dundee is too far.

[webpunter]

every since robbery yes, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=72432.0, more choosy,
but this one here is based on geography, Dundee is too far.

Trust that you are back on the punting bike - so to write.  And that the robbery will fade away.  Thinking about stuff you've been so prolific over many years that you were bound to come a cropper at some point unfortunately.  Doesn't do any harm for us punters to remember that danger lurks on AW - even if UKP minimizes the risks
My suggestion = go for a safe, secure & trusted bird for your next punt.  I'm sure your 'black book' will have more than enuf options in it.  Good luck

[punk]

every since robbery yes, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=72432.0, more choosy,

but this one here is based on geography, Dundee is too far.

So to read what had happened to you,it smelt like a set up from the start,the old con's are the good ones.

[bristolqwerty]

It just looks like nobody is having a good time in this one ...... chubby love fest 
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[bristolqwerty]

This can't be healthy I'll never be able go carve a  beef joint again....
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[Ali Katt]

This can't be healthy I'll never be able go carve a  beef joint again....
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I wonder if it's HP's cock in the picture.

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so is she really Polish or a Syrian refugee, or part of the UK traffic problems?

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sad granny

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[Dick4snowqueens]

This can't be healthy I'll never be able go carve a  beef joint again....
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One of her feedback on AW said - "did some kinky stuff"...hmmm

[willmo1]

Some of you guys are so fuckin fussy 

[raylondoner]

sad granny

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Can't be a granny if only 26!   

[bristolqwerty]

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thank Christ 
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[SamLP]

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 thank Christ 
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I've seen this one in the flesh twice, she used to work between Kingsbury & Preston Road. She's a real minger with a hairy pussy and legs. I could see the hair coming out from the sides of her knickers. The first time she had no face pics but as soon as I saw her I made my excuses and walked. The second time she walked in to the room mid punt as I was fucking another girl. She obviously didn't remember me, I kept on pumping away while she got something then she came up to us and gave my arse a slap before walking out.

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She still looks trafficked even if she has a better class of newspaper. But why do they do this, parade a middle aged lady looking worried with a newspaper, and the name of a street, and assume we shall all rush to podge her?

[SamLP]

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[ThrustMaster]

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