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Offline punk

« Reply #3550 on: June 15, 2015, 09:27:03 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 15, 2015, 08:24:27 pm
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I suppose she comes from Whales? I cannot get to see her as not available on the day I might be.


i'll take a rain check.

Offline SamLP

« Reply #3551 on: June 17, 2015, 12:29:22 pm »
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Not really a worst picture contender, but the (mistaken) overuse of the about to vomit emoticon isn't the best way to market yourself. She also offers bb  :vomit:

Offline Jimmyredcab

« Reply #3552 on: June 17, 2015, 12:39:11 pm »
This takes some beating.     :music:

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« Reply #3553 on: June 17, 2015, 12:48:03 pm »
Quote from: Jimmyredcab on June 17, 2015, 12:39:11 pm
This takes some beating.     :music:

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looks like an oap,know times are hard.

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« Reply #3554 on: June 17, 2015, 04:22:09 pm »
Quote from: Jimmyredcab on June 17, 2015, 12:39:11 pm
This takes some beating.     :music:

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I'd rather not beat to this!

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« Reply #3555 on: June 17, 2015, 08:21:24 pm »
looks like chewbacca has been shaving

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Offline SamLP

« Reply #3557 on: June 17, 2015, 08:44:44 pm »
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I'd rather not beat to this!

Would you beat to the memory of her putting on a porno for you to watch while she rimmed your arse and really stuck her tongue down deep, then proceed to give you an outstanding BJ to completion, then let the cum dribble down her face and collect it in a cup where you piss inside for her to mix it together and drink it?

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« Reply #3558 on: June 17, 2015, 09:15:58 pm »
Quote from: SamLP on June 17, 2015, 08:44:44 pm
Would you beat to the memory of her putting on a porno for you to watch while she rimmed your arse and really stuck her tongue down deep, then proceed to give you an outstanding BJ to completion, then let the cum dribble down her face and collect it in a cup where you piss inside for her to mix it together and drink it?
Anyone seen that moment in the Simpsons where Homer is trying to get his beer cans out of the overhead live wires in his street? He wants it bad but is it really worth the pain he keeps getting struck by...?

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« Reply #3559 on: June 18, 2015, 05:03:44 pm »
Quote from: SamLP on June 17, 2015, 08:44:44 pm
Would you beat to the memory of her putting on a porno for you to watch while she rimmed your arse and really stuck her tongue down deep, then proceed to give you an outstanding BJ to completion, then let the cum dribble down her face and collect it in a cup where you piss inside for her to mix it together and drink it?


Well that helped my diet, dear diary remind me not to read and eat  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3560 on: June 18, 2015, 10:04:55 pm »
Quote from: Jimmyredcab on June 17, 2015, 12:39:11 pm
This takes some beating.     :music:

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I think this lady is known as 'horsewoman' and we have met a few times a few years ago and I certainly enjoyed myself, I think it ws Basildon in Essex.
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« Reply #3561 on: June 18, 2015, 10:27:00 pm »
Quote from: Iloveoral on June 18, 2015, 05:03:44 pm

Well that helped my diet, dear diary remind me not to read and eat  :vomit:

Just make sure you're not eating when you read the review I summarised above: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59494.0

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« Reply #3562 on: June 18, 2015, 11:35:35 pm »
Holy crap, I just read that review and as well as off my food I'm also off cocktails this weekend haha  :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3563 on: June 20, 2015, 03:37:26 pm »
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I do not think she looks happy. Reminds of of the Mekon.

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« Reply #3564 on: June 20, 2015, 03:55:48 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 20, 2015, 03:37:26 pm
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I do not think she looks happy. Reminds of of the Mekon.


Janine butcher from eastenders back on the game

Offline tazman1002001

« Reply #3565 on: June 21, 2015, 01:23:25 pm »
Profile is away already ..that was quick  :hi:
Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
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Offline Tiger63

« Reply #3566 on: June 21, 2015, 06:53:15 pm »
Quote from: SamLP on June 18, 2015, 10:27:00 pm
Just make sure you're not eating when you read the review I summarised above: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59494.0
FFS man ....you need professional help :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3567 on: June 21, 2015, 10:38:21 pm »
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What a nice bum, I hear you cry, most voluptuous and desirable. Click on either photo and you will see the enlargement, and so why I posted it here.

Offline Jimmyredcab

« Reply #3568 on: June 21, 2015, 10:43:03 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 18, 2015, 10:04:55 pm
I think this lady is known as 'horsewoman' and we have met a few times a few years ago and I certainly enjoyed myself, I think it ws Basildon in Essex.
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You really are one sick Muvver F*****.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #3569 on: June 21, 2015, 10:47:56 pm »
Quote from: Jimmyredcab on June 21, 2015, 10:43:03 pm
You really are one sick Muvver F*****.
Just because you do not fancy her does not make me sick.

Offline SamLP

« Reply #3570 on: June 22, 2015, 07:35:22 pm »
Quote from: Tiger63 on June 21, 2015, 06:53:15 pm
FFS man ....you need professional help :D

I haven't and wouldn't dream of seeing her or doing the deeds that went on in that punt. My depravity is too vanilla.

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« Reply #3571 on: June 22, 2015, 07:41:18 pm »

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« Reply #3572 on: June 22, 2015, 10:46:39 pm »

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« Reply #3573 on: June 22, 2015, 10:52:52 pm »
The skids picture:

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« Reply #3574 on: June 22, 2015, 11:00:26 pm »
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The skids picture:

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I'm not seeing what you're seeing...?

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« Reply #3575 on: June 22, 2015, 11:04:11 pm »

Offline The_Don

« Reply #3576 on: June 23, 2015, 12:45:20 am »
Quote from: socks on June 22, 2015, 11:00:26 pm
I'm not seeing what you're seeing...?


Zoom in, looks like bad light at first

Offline pumps

« Reply #3577 on: June 23, 2015, 12:58:51 am »

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« Reply #3579 on: June 23, 2015, 09:45:25 pm »

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« Reply #3580 on: June 24, 2015, 01:30:00 am »
Oh my, the third picture displays an impressive amount of cottage cheese.

Offline Blackpool Rock

« Reply #3581 on: June 24, 2015, 01:34:01 am »
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Oh my, the third picture displays an impressive amount of cottage cheese.
Oh my god WTF  :vomit:

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« Reply #3582 on: June 24, 2015, 01:37:28 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on June 23, 2015, 09:45:25 pm
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OMG  :vomit:

I literally threw up when i looked at her pics, pussy cheese too. I feel sorry for the camera man.



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« Reply #3583 on: June 24, 2015, 10:42:39 am »

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« Reply #3584 on: June 24, 2015, 10:55:09 am »
Her two pics of her fanny on the free pics page was more than enough for me.  :vomit:
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Offline Fragilehand

« Reply #3585 on: June 24, 2015, 05:55:43 pm »
Quote from: pumps on June 24, 2015, 01:37:28 am
OMG  :vomit:

I literally threw up when i looked at her pics, pussy cheese too. I feel sorry for the camera man.



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jesus fucking Christ has she got 2 arse holes??

Offline Fragilehand

« Reply #3586 on: June 24, 2015, 05:56:57 pm »
I wonder if you could pay her to clean her under the flabs of fat with baby wipes? dare someone to ask how much!" :vomit:

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« Reply #3587 on: June 24, 2015, 07:35:30 pm »
Quote from: simplicool on June 24, 2015, 05:56:57 pm
I wonder if you could pay her to clean her under the flabs of fat with baby wipes? dare someone to ask how much!" :vomit:
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Thanks for that.  Have just put my dinner back for an hour.  Yuk.  Reading profile she does car meets.  Think a van rather than car might be better to stand any chance of getting this size of unit inside the vehicle.  For once a bonus being a Smart car driver.  You are perfectly safe inside - unless she decides to climb on top  :scare:

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

« Reply #3588 on: June 24, 2015, 07:51:27 pm »
I always giggle when I see 'Car meets'.
My work/punting motor is a Ford Fiesta!

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« Reply #3589 on: June 24, 2015, 08:07:37 pm »
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jesus fucking Christ has she got 2 arse holes??
Is her husband one of them?

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« Reply #3590 on: June 24, 2015, 08:08:21 pm »
Quote from: NottsNylonLuvr on June 24, 2015, 07:51:27 pm
I always giggle when I see 'Car meets'.
My work/punting motor is a Ford Fiesta!
I need to upgrade to a ford escort.

Offline The_Don

« Reply #3591 on: June 24, 2015, 11:26:57 pm »
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I need to upgrade to a ford escort.

With a distinctive rear end.

Whale tail

Offline Bumbuttass

« Reply #3592 on: June 25, 2015, 02:14:39 am »
She also has Hardsports (giving) listed on her likes.... Imagine the turds that exit from that monstrously  :vomit:

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« Reply #3593 on: June 25, 2015, 09:07:13 am »
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She also has Hardsports (giving) listed on her likes.... Imagine the turds that exit from that monstrously  :vomit:

despite my other eccentricities the hard stuff goes down the bog along with the piss as far as I am concerned, no interest for me.

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« Reply #3594 on: June 27, 2015, 09:00:41 pm »
Fuck me dry... I think we have a winner.

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« Reply #3595 on: June 27, 2015, 10:05:28 pm »
Quote from: NottsNylonLuvr on June 27, 2015, 09:00:41 pm
Fuck me dry... I think we have a winner.

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gruesome and gorgeous. I decided to spend 50p and look at the pics, the most huge brown organs ever seen on a woman. She has an equally large chavish lady friend. I wish I was in Derby. I know few share my tastes but somebody obviously does or these ladies would not on AW.

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« Reply #3596 on: June 27, 2015, 10:07:40 pm »
Quote from: NottsNylonLuvr on June 27, 2015, 09:00:41 pm
Fuck me dry... I think we have a winner.

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Christ, it looks like Baron Greenback! :shudder:

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« Reply #3597 on: June 28, 2015, 12:22:25 am »
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Fuck me dry... I think we have a winner.

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Blimey, Bella Emberg has let herself go.

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« Reply #3598 on: June 28, 2015, 07:55:54 am »
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Christ, it looks like Baron Greenback! :shudder:

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 :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #3599 on: July 02, 2015, 07:56:54 pm »
Looks like you could go camping with these
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