The worst escort picture challenge

[Iloveoral]

I wouldn't put her in the ugly duckling thread, if she was closer I'd have a look at those fake titties

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factory made chest,
Amy Winehouse lookalike

[raylondoner]

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factory made chest,
Amy Winehouse lookalike

Clearly English is her first language! 

[punk]

Banning Reason : Posting Bollock .....

cause he was pissed,hence the name drink? some old washed up crow?

[funlondonguy]

That top lip... 
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worst? not sure but the certainly the  m o s t   b o r i n g

[Chuckman]

Now that's what I call a generic profile!

[The_Don]

That top lip... 
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Well looks like the famous wallpaper of 2 Harrow W/G

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[alligatr]

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I wouldn't call it the worst but the perspective in this picture gave me vertigo. Is this the first non-euclidean AW photoshoot?

[306]

think been on before but once more Romanian

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[Neal69]

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That pic on the main page scared me 

Enlarge at your peril.

[Blackpool Rock]

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That pic on the main page scared me 

Enlarge at your peril.

That's surely got to be a bloke?

[Ali Katt]

That's surely got to be a bloke?

Micky Flanagan has let himself go. I bet she goes like the fucking clappers though.

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think been on before but once more Romanian

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That pic on the main page scared me 

Enlarge at your peril.

I think what a happy optimistic smile, albeit mature. sea also reasons for not going bareback, scary.

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woof woof

[Vivago]

5' 2 of lovliness or a blue rinse which went terribly wrong?

Would you? I would/might..I think.

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[MrBridger]

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woof woof

Sadly for you HP I'm afraid it's webcam only, although she clearly has escorted in the past so who knows? Profile mentions no bareback so maybe some hope that she will return...Although not in your usual area.

[Zeusthedoc]

5' 2 of lovliness or a blue rinse which went terribly wrong?

Would you? I would/might..I think.

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HL'd for later!

[HappyandLucky]

HL'd for later!

I would just to mix it up a little, but she would have to blow my mind.

[HappyandLucky]

I would just to mix it up a little, but she would have to blow my mind.

Just noticed £180/hr so no chance I would consider a booking now.

[mastershifu]

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Quick, somebody get a harpoon !!

last I checked whaling is still illegal 

[Simplysimon]

5' 2 of lovliness or a blue rinse which went terribly wrong?

Would you? I would/might..I think.

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If was near to me certainly would !!

[Siadwel]

Is near to me, and I certainly wouldn't. Not at £180 ph and £5 for PG. Have a laugh, luv.

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last I checked whaling is still illegal 

Quote from: tda666 on January 27, 2013, 08:42:43 am
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so what about a real link or has she sunk without trace?

[Vivago]

Is near to me, and I certainly wouldn't. Not at £180 ph and £5 for PG. Have a laugh, luv.

To be fair to her, her rates are not set in stone. She did bid on a recent RB with a much lower amount. Your right about her PG though.

[backofthenet]

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turns out that she doesn't kiss. Can't imagine what's stopping her.
 

[Sureshot]

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turns out that she doesn't kiss. Can't imagine what's stopping her.
 

I quite like her but why the fuck has she put no. page visits on her profile?

[backofthenet]

I quite like her

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I'm with reb reb  botn you have the link 

[backofthenet]

I'm with reb reb  botn you have the link 

has the world gone mad? I'd rather floss with barbed wire than fuck that. And judging by the amount of scrap metal in her mouth, a not dissimilar experience.

[socks]

has the world gone mad? I'd rather floss with barbed wire than fuck that. And judging by the amount of scrap metal in her mouth, a not dissimilar experience.

She seems pretty and fit to me and the hair is a nice touch. You're right though I couldn't see me taking her up on her BJ only offer, with a mouth like a man trap.

[Fragilehand]

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WTF is that between her legs>>??
It looks like someones stood on a slug, then put salt on it then the bastards have scooped it up and glued it between this poor ladys legs!!
reverse oral anyone? quietly gentlemen for a steady que...
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[Mij]

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erm..... 

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erm..... 

indeed  .... erm but if no gender is specified how does s/he come up in a search?

[Mij]

indeed  .... erm but if no gender is specified how does s/he come up in a search?

Good point!   

S/He just appeared as a new member alert for me....suspect that will be the only time the profile appears!

[Chuckman]

I hope this pic aint been posted befor
but
WTF is that between her legs>>??
It looks like someones stood on a slug, then put salt on it then the bastards have scooped it up and glued it between this poor ladys legs!!
reverse oral anyone? quietly gentlemen for a steady que...
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Its
And it's not supposed to be black either. 

[rudolph hucker]

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erm..... 

Bloke

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quite a mouthful but why would punters think this is attractive? If you do please kindly explain,
cheers
HP

[rudolph hucker]

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quite a mouthful but why would punters think this is attractive? If you do please kindly explain,
cheers
HP

Given your propensity for the 'fuller figure', I believe the phrase is 'horses for courses'  HP.

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Given your propensity for the 'fuller figure', I believe the phrase is 'horses for courses'  HP.

I am talking about the photo with her mouth full

[rudolph hucker]

So am I, that's what the hookers that I see do, stick cocks in their mouths.....some fill their mouths up, some don't.

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So am I, that's what the hookers that I see do, stick cocks in their mouths.....some fill their mouths up, some don't.

OK in which case I do not understand your comments. Not a serious matter.

 I laughed at the photo as it is so different from all the others but I also thought it was an ugly photo. Surely nothing to do with my enjoying larger ladies?

[cueball]

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Bonny

[Zeusthedoc]

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Bonny

need a disclaimer with this one!!     

[Ali Katt]

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Bonny

goetse?

[Chuckman]

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Bonny

Eye of Sauron?

[mastershifu]

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Bonny

Where's her ventriloquist ?

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Bonny

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quite a profile
pimp will be present
uses a pighole whatever that may mean?

[306]

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and pig hole
 What is the "Pighole" ?   A. The Pighole is a soft ribbed silicone insert that is fitted inside the main fuckhole. The inserted narrow end is shaped to encase the breed hole (cervix) giving a perfect tight fit around it, while the outer lip sits firmly against the Labia lips.

To hold the Pighole in place, three elasticated straps keeps everything in place and pulled up tight around the breed hole.

Q)What is the purpose of the Pighole?

A)It allows the slut to be fucked without wearing a condom. A virtual bareback fuck as any useful sex doll !

Q)Can I cum in the Pighole?

A)Yes you certainly can.

Q)Can I still fuck the rear hole with the "Pighole" fitted?

A)Yes ... the two straps at the rear do not affect use of the rear hole at all, but gentle use only is requested with the pighole fitted as it can be painful for the slut.

Q)Can the "pighole" be fitted in the rear fuckhole?

A)No unfortunately not.

Those who would like to use the Pighole are kindly asked to email to discuss prior to a session, as pre-arranged use is required due to essential cleaning/sterilizing between sessions.