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CatBBW · « **Reply #2950 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:11:45 pm »

Quote from: Vivago on January 21, 2015, 02:00:28 pm

Nope. Didn't lose my last meal. Apart from looking malnourished and being a barebacker (the two might be related ), she don't look that bad. Certainly not in the same league as most of the fine ladies posted on this thread.

He might have meant the picture of her bruised/scarred body being barebaked by her black pimp who has cum all over his cock.

Yes, I enlarged that pic...wish I hadn't!

She also appears to have a varicose vein on one of her labia.

Accessing from Luxembourg.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2951 on:** January 21, 2015, 03:19:42 pm »

Quote from: CatBBW on January 21, 2015, 03:11:45 pm

He might have meant the picture of her bruised/scarred body being barebaked by her black pimp who has cum all over his cock.

Yes, I enlarged that pic...wish I hadn't!

She also appears to have a varicose vein on one of her labia.

Accessing from Luxembourg.

If she's a heroin addict she's used to taking pricks and with the varicose she has an extra channel.

akauya · « **Reply #2952 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:33:56 pm »

Don't knock it, there are some members who like that skinny look, face pictures, English... who could that be? hmmm ah yes Redcab of course

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No such thing as "too slim".

Quote from: NIK on April 13, 2014, 11:13:21 pm

Exactly, the slimmer the better for me.

On the other hand there is such a thing as being too fat!

CatBBW · « **Reply #2953 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:36:16 pm »

Haha!

Well remembered, akauya

suffolkmark · « **Reply #2954 on:** January 21, 2015, 04:59:24 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 21, 2015, 01:40:31 pm

Not while having your lunch

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Spots and genital warts???

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2955 on:** January 21, 2015, 05:22:50 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 21, 2015, 01:40:31 pm

Not while having your lunch

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and she may be a tax exile? "Accessing From: Luxembourg"

punk · « **Reply #2956 on:** January 21, 2015, 07:05:32 pm »

When was it the last time she washed?

hockogrockle · « **Reply #2957 on:** January 21, 2015, 07:33:33 pm »

Quote from: akauya on January 21, 2015, 04:33:56 pm

Don't knock it, there are some members who like that skinny look, face pictures, English... who could that be? hmmm ah yes Redcab of course

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Everything about her screams "junkie" to me. But why the hell she's claims she's barebacking in Brent (AIDS anyone?) when she's accessing from Luxembourg I simply cannot explain.

jjpsweet · « **Reply #2958 on:** January 21, 2015, 10:29:28 pm »

Disgusting

cueball · « **Reply #2959 on:** January 21, 2015, 11:51:42 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 21, 2015, 01:40:31 pm

Not while having your lunch

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Oh my God, that's scary

webpunter · « **Reply #2960 on:** January 22, 2015, 01:27:20 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 21, 2015, 01:40:31 pm

Not while having your lunch
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Fuck-me-sideways. If you put a warning on your post it must be bad !

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #2961 on:** January 22, 2015, 07:28:10 am »

Quote from: hockogrockle on January 21, 2015, 07:33:33 pm

Everything about her screams "junkie" to me. But why the hell she's claims she's barebacking in Brent (AIDS anyone?) when she's accessing from Luxembourg I simply cannot explain.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #2962 on:** January 22, 2015, 07:51:46 pm »

Quote from: punk on January 21, 2015, 07:05:32 pm

When was it the last time she washed?

When was the first time she washed!!!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2963 on:** January 22, 2015, 09:52:02 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 21, 2015, 01:40:31 pm

Not while having your lunch

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I wonder if they are sisters
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cueball · « **Reply #2964 on:** January 22, 2015, 11:16:06 pm »

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Looks like there is a few warts going on in the Bush. Can't decide if it looks like the cops ear out of reservoir dogs or not

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2965 on:** January 22, 2015, 11:32:14 pm »

Quote from: cueball on January 22, 2015, 11:16:06 pm

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Looks like there is a few warts going on in the Bush. Can't decide if it looks like the cops ear out of reservoir dogs or not

I know I wouldn't want an ear wigging with her.

CatBBW · « **Reply #2966 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:46:24 am »

Quote from: cueball on January 22, 2015, 11:16:06 pm

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Looks like there is a few warts going on in the Bush. Can't decide if it looks like the cops ear out of reservoir dogs or not

Where are the warts?

cueball · « **Reply #2967 on:** January 23, 2015, 09:09:46 am »

Look to the right of the mouses ear, there is sommat in the undergrowth

punk · « **Reply #2968 on:** January 23, 2015, 07:20:12 pm »

Quote from: cueball on January 23, 2015, 09:09:46 am

Look to the right of the mouses ear, there is sommat in the undergrowth

Lice?

cueball · « **Reply #2969 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:04:48 pm »

Quote from: punk on January 23, 2015, 07:20:12 pm

Lice?

Is that thai for rice?

raylondoner · « **Reply #2970 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:14:01 pm »

Quote from: cueball on January 23, 2015, 08:04:48 pm

Is that thai for rice?

Only if flied

cueball · « **Reply #2971 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:54:15 pm »

Quote from: raylondoner on January 23, 2015, 08:14:01 pm

Only if flied

I rove flied lice

punk · « **Reply #2972 on:** January 23, 2015, 08:55:18 pm »

Quote from: cueball on January 23, 2015, 08:54:15 pm

I rove flied lice

or is there lice in my rice?

Toshiba · « **Reply #2973 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:57:42 pm »

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omfg

cueball · « **Reply #2974 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:32:31 pm »

Quote from: Holycrosser on January 29, 2015, 07:57:42 pm

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omfg

Ha ha ha ha ha

blue80 · « **Reply #2975 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:38:45 pm »

Quote from: Holycrosser on January 29, 2015, 07:57:42 pm

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omfg

3rd picture in the gallery - because that's going to help make you look sexy !!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2976 on:** January 30, 2015, 01:02:23 pm »

I am breaking the rules of this thread I know but just imagine if there IS a picture of this err ...lady?

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frank · « **Reply #2977 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:24:25 pm »

Quote from: blue80 on January 29, 2015, 08:38:45 pm

3rd picture in the gallery - because that's going to help make you look sexy !!

The one on the left looks exactly like Jimmy Saville. Or so I think.

socks · « **Reply #2978 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:38:59 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 30, 2015, 01:02:23 pm

I am breaking the rules of this thread I know but just imagine if there IS a picture of this err ...lady?

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FUUUUUUUUCK. This thread is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #2979 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:34:01 pm »

Quote from: socks on January 30, 2015, 04:38:59 pm

FUUUUUUUUCK. This thread is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Giving; giving what?
It's giving me fucking nightmares, i'm due to punt again soon and i'm worried all i will be able to think about are the girls faces off this thread!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2980 on:** February 01, 2015, 10:53:14 am »

sick extreme and nasty, it says on the profile

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yummy

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2981 on:** February 01, 2015, 10:54:03 am »

Quote from: Blackpool Rock on January 30, 2015, 06:34:01 pm

Giving; giving what?
It's giving me fucking nightmares, i'm due to punt again soon and i'm worried all i will be able to think about are the girls faces off this thread!

faces? bodies!

Vivago · « **Reply #2982 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:13:55 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 01, 2015, 10:53:14 am

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Anything sick, extreme or nasty I will do

Except stop eating pies.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2983 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:20:58 am »

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punk · « **Reply #2984 on:** February 02, 2015, 06:14:03 pm »

Quote from: Holycrosser on January 29, 2015, 07:57:42 pm

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omfg

Cant say i recognise the face? Any one?

punk · « **Reply #2985 on:** February 02, 2015, 06:16:03 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 02, 2015, 07:20:58 am

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Thats a bloke in drag?

socks · « **Reply #2986 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:02:26 pm »

Quote from: punk on February 02, 2015, 06:16:03 pm

Thats a bloke in drag?

yes i was wondering what must have happened to that poor geezer too

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2987 on:** February 04, 2015, 10:59:59 pm »

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hockogrockle · « **Reply #2988 on:** February 05, 2015, 10:51:39 am »

Quote from: blue80 on January 29, 2015, 08:38:45 pm

3rd picture in the gallery - because that's going to help make you look sexy !!

Very odd, this one. Picture of a whip being brandished, bot no suggestion of BDSM on the "likes" list. No discount for two women: prices are outrageous. Profile is barely-literate. I imagine "Tarcy" (which appears several times) is a mis spelling of "Tracy". And I loved the description of them as "expirenced" (which ought probably to mean "past their sell-by date").
That said, I don't find the one in glasses too awful. I've screwed worse. Quite a lot worse. Even if that only shows I'm woefully lacking in taste.

sushi · « **Reply #2989 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:07:09 pm »

Seems to be a growing trend that all the ugly munters offer bareback now.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2990 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:15:58 pm »

Quote from: blue80 on January 29, 2015, 08:38:45 pm

3rd picture in the gallery - because that's going to help make you look sexy !!

what gallery? Unless you mean the private gallery?

hockogrockle · « **Reply #2991 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:23:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 05, 2015, 02:15:58 pm

what gallery? Unless you mean the private gallery?

I was wondering that, too. And as a mean bastard who doesn't believe in paying for the private gallery.....

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2992 on:** February 07, 2015, 03:18:06 pm »

describes herself as 'a new beautiful lady in town' and give us a full-length full-frontal picture for us to see

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berksboy · « **Reply #2993 on:** February 07, 2015, 03:21:13 pm »

So "beautiful" that she is only £60 per hr !

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2994 on:** February 07, 2015, 03:22:38 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 07, 2015, 03:18:06 pm

describes herself as 'a new beautiful lady in town' and give us a full-length full-frontal picture for us to see

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Not a fan of fishnets, but she doesn't look that bad.

punk · « **Reply #2995 on:** February 07, 2015, 05:57:56 pm »

Quote from: berksboy on February 07, 2015, 03:21:13 pm

So "beautiful" that she is only £60 per hr !

pump and dump special, unfortunately bb on likes list.

hockogrockle · « **Reply #2996 on:** February 07, 2015, 07:34:54 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 07, 2015, 03:18:06 pm

describes herself as 'a new beautiful lady in town' and give us a full-length full-frontal picture for us to see

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Actually, she describes herself as "beautifull". Which lets us take a guess at her nationality straight away, doesn't it, gentlemans? She now flagged up as of doubtful authenticity. Admire her while you can.

rocket88 · « **Reply #2997 on:** February 07, 2015, 07:49:50 pm »

Here are some photos to show you southern lads what you are missing.........

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mf_1101 · « **Reply #2998 on:** February 08, 2015, 03:08:32 am »

With some of these munters, I am not sure if the money they're charging is what they'd give you to give them a good hard shag they need.

blue80 · « **Reply #2999 on:** February 08, 2015, 07:40:52 am »

Quote from: hockogrockle on February 05, 2015, 07:23:23 pm

I was wondering that, too. And as a mean bastard who doesn't believe in paying for the private gallery.....

She has changed the layout of her profile since I posted that - I should have copied the pic but didn't want to melt my laptop

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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867507 times)

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