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Offline CatBBW

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I've just done a search for escorts over 35 years of age in the Southampton (SO) postcode. I've never come across so many fat, ugly, grumpy-looking women on a single Adultwork page in my life. They look as though they were beached by the tide on Southampton Water and transported into town in the back of a lorry. Far too many to post links, but some of you may care to look and link to your "favourites".
What a depressing place for punting Southampton must be!

As this is the thread for the worst escort PHOTO, surely one or 2 of the pics were horrendous enough to post for our viewing pleasure??

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Offline The_Don

WHat's the big black circle between her thighs on the second pic? :unknown:

Covering a no go area  :unknown:

or just really bad editing skills

Offline hockogrockle

Out of interest I'm guessing that's not your neck of the woods so why conduct such a random search? I hope it was for comedy value rather than somewhere you're going soon.  :lol:
That's correct. However, I do drive around the M27 every now and again on my way to somewhere else., and I was wondering idly whether there was any point in "stretching my legs" (or any other part of my body for that matter) by taking a detour into town once in a while. I think the answer is "no". But the profiles did have a certain gruseome fascination.


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That's correct. However, I do drive around the M27 every now and again on my way to somewhere else., and I was wondering idly whether there was any point in "stretching my legs" (or any other part of my body for that matter) by taking a detour into town once in a while. I think the answer is "no". But the profiles did have a certain gruseome fascination.
I do think the idea of random searching has the potential to be hilarious, at least to those of us with juvenile senses of humour. Anyone for finding out who's offering the best owo from a pregnant over 40 year old, into adult baby minding and who will give but not receive rimming? Within 18 miles of Mablethorpe. But only on saturdays.

No EEs


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       Thats got to be the best skool girl yet !  :scare:


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Not a hope in hell am I looking at a profile that HP calls yuck  :D

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It's actually not that bad - just the one pic of a pregnant lady in a black outfit showing her naked preg belly and cleavage. You WILL have seen much worse if you regularly read this thread! :D

However, what IS yuck - IMO - is that she is pregnant and offers bareback and car meets! :scare:

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Offline socks

It is only her face but ....
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Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it. The expression "cheer up love, it might never happen" would be delivered several decades too late I imagine

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Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it. The expression "cheer up love, it might never happen" would be delivered several decades too late I imagine

But....what if that *IS* her "I'm happy and feeling sexy" face...?? :scare:

Offline punk

fucking hell you will need to be a very old fart or warp if young to want to fuck that old biddy

Offline socks

But....what if that *IS* her "I'm happy and feeling sexy" face...?? :scare:
FUUUUUCCCKKKKK, what a thought

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Fuck me that is one niche market she's playing to. Not sure anyone will have arrived in it.

I missed this sentance the first time round!! :sarcastic:

I can't believe that anyone would think that is their 'best side'. It (the photo) looks like a promo pic for "Alcoholics on Benefits and Proud Of It".

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FUUUUUCCCKKKKK, what a thought

"ello babby, fancy a fook, lemme tek me teef oot so I cn gum ye orf"

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"ello babby, fancy a fook, lemme tek me teef oot so I cn gum ye orf"

Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:

Offline socks

Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:
Fair point Yorkie and given that it's engendered a big tent in my pants it's gonna have to be a PM to Cat begging for more dirty talk, so as not to bring me up against the rules

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Come on Cat you know the rules about flirting  :lol:

Proper LOLed here, laughed so loud I scared my moggy!! :lol:

Fair point Yorkie and given that it's engendered a big tent in my pants it's gonna have to be a PM to Cat begging for more dirty talk, so as not to bring me up against the rules

And again!! :sarcastic:

Offline socks

Proper LOLed here, laughed so loud I scared my moggy!! :lol:

And again!! :sarcastic:
That's it laugh at me. You're just a prick tease  :lol:

Offline Zeusthedoc

I'm just wondering about a WGs self esteem if they came across this thread.

Not that I actually give a fuck.

Offline webpunter

It is only her face but ....
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HappyNY matey.  Is she on your xmas card list for 2015 ?  :lol:



Offline Blackpool Rock

I've just posted on another thread that Blackpool is shite for punting then I saw this discussion and thought I perhaps needed to show a balanced arguement and demonstrate that there is also some seriously good talent in Blackpool!
The profile boldly claims "Blackpools best" which in fairness she isn't far wrong and priced at £15 for 15 minutes; £30 for 30 minutes and £50 for an hour this girl can surely only be regarded as the deal of the century?
Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue


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I've just posted on another thread that Blackpool is shite for punting then I saw this discussion and thought I perhaps needed to show a balanced arguement and demonstrate that there is also some seriously good talent in Blackpool!
The profile boldly claims "Blackpools best" which in fairness she isn't far wrong and priced at £15 for 15 minutes; £30 for 30 minutes and £50 for an hour this girl can surely only be regarded as the deal of the century?
Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue


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I've read this post twice and can't quite decide whether this is a serious contribution or whether the OP's tongue is firmly in his cheek.  :unknown:

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Bit stupid of me to to share the profile before i've seen her as no doubt I will struggle getting a booking now when everyone else forms a disorderly cue




Ha ha

I think you'll be ok but best to be sure, better get your skates on pal, before we all stampede to Blackpool

Offline Blackpool Rock

I've read this post twice and can't quite decide whether this is a serious contribution or whether the OP's tongue is firmly in his cheek.  :unknown:

Rearrange these words into a well know phrase or saying - Cheek, Tongue, In
 :P

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Rearrange these words into a well know phrase or saying - Cheek, Tongue, In
 :P

Her tongue in your cheek?


Offline Horizontal pleasures

You sick puppy!
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yes indeed, you noticed, just look at my posts in this thread ....

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Bit of French anyone?

Alternatively can we start a gurning contest?

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Bit of French anyone?

Alternatively can we start a gurning contest?

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Vielle? Well, more mutton dressed as lamb.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Mutton dressed as Lamb?
I beg to differ my dear friend, more like mutton dressed as mutton!



Offline SamLP

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Holy shit! That's a fucking extra from Star Wars!

Looks like Frankenstein's sister to me

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Curious that you post it here, I think she has a lovely smile and a lovely profile and I cannot wait to sort out a time to meet her. But then I am in my 70s.

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I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.

Her free gallery is better than many a private gallery on AW

Offline socks

I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.
I love that pose too but don't quite share the same taste in women doing it.  :D

Offline Blackpool Rock

I especially like the shot where she is on her back with her legs in the air displaying her big end through some strange netting. I wish I was in Blackpool.

Her free gallery is better than many a private gallery on AW
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Offline hockogrockle

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Grim. However, I see she's only logged  in once: on the day she joined the site. Perhaps gut feel  (and she looks as though ashe has a lot of gut to feel) tells her there won't be a lot of mail in her inbox.
And her profile doesn't exactly invite you to read it. She obviously never got as far as capital letters or punctuation while she was at school.

Offline SamLP

Curious that you post it here, I think she has a lovely smile and a lovely profile and I cannot wait to sort out a time to meet her. But then I am in my 70s.

Good luck to you Hp  :hi:
She may even turn out to be Jewish as I know you've been searching for an older Jewish lady. Of course living in Golders Green doesn't mean she is but it just may be possible.

As for the curious reason for posting it. Her face, teeth and rather large hands are not to my taste.

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Good luck to you Hp  :hi:
She may even turn out to be Jewish as I know you've been searching for an older Jewish lady. Of course living in Golders Green doesn't mean she is but it just may be possible.

As for the curious reason for posting it. Her face, teeth and rather large hands are not to my taste.
And if she's Jewish she's bound to be tight.  :hi:
But you don't get the 10 commandments you get the third Reich.
Maybe she'll tell you her Jewish name Noah Refunds or is it Ma licka Salami?

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Offline Vivago

Not while having your lunch

Nope. Didn't lose my last meal. Apart from looking malnourished and being a barebacker (the two might be related :scare:), she don't look that bad. Certainly not in the same league as most of the fine ladies posted on this thread.
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