Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867424 times)

sushi · « **Reply #2800 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:18:20 pm »

Shes not a bona fide escort shes only ticked the escort box with those ridiculous fees and bareback to attract more punters to cam with her. Shes part of a cam group.

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2801 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:21:03 pm »

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either she has been working down the pits since the age of 2 or she has attempted to do some kind of black and white mineral show effect with her make up

CatBBW · « **Reply #2802 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:21:27 pm »

Quote from: sushi on November 16, 2014, 08:18:20 pm

Shes not a bona fide escort shes only ticked the escort box with those ridiculous fees and bareback to attract more punters to cam with her. Shes part of a cam group.

Looks like she's ticked ALL the boxes on the Likes list.

Still....48???? 5 years older than me???

ThrustMaster · « **Reply #2803 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:22:49 pm »

Not the most flattering of pics

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Maybe should get that damp and mould sorted too

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sushi · « **Reply #2804 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:23:09 pm »

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Heres another cammer in the same group who is posing as an escort.

CatBBW · « **Reply #2805 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:25:31 pm »

Holy moly there's some cracking new entries tonight!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2806 on:** November 16, 2014, 10:17:17 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on November 16, 2014, 08:06:39 pm

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i think this has to be a winner

Facial looks like a bloke with acne

Body speaks for itself

The worst bit is she looks like she is about to do a shit on the floor

It is the crucifix which worries me, I usually avoid evangelists and original sinners.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2807 on:** November 16, 2014, 10:37:26 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 16, 2014, 10:17:17 pm

It is the crucifix which worries me, I usually avoid evangelists and original sinners.

worse than that, after looking at her group page she seems to have a pimp :
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but I do indeed like her big end.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2808 on:** November 16, 2014, 11:20:57 pm »

I think she needs anal bleaching.
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The_Don · « **Reply #2809 on:** November 16, 2014, 11:30:10 pm »

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Ok not sure which one you're getting!

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robs one · « **Reply #2810 on:** November 17, 2014, 01:59:39 pm »

Quote from: cockneybstrd on November 16, 2014, 08:21:03 pm

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either she has been working down the pits since the age of 2 or she has attempted to do some kind of black and white mineral show effect with her make up

surely its her day job as a bike rack and has left her head in the mud for too long?

webpunter · « **Reply #2811 on:** November 17, 2014, 02:19:24 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on November 16, 2014, 11:30:10 pm

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Ok not sure which one you're getting!

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I wonder ! Reckon the two-ton-tessie must get requests to have the maid instead otherwise its a walk out of the place by the punter. Bit like a reverse B&S
If ever presented with such a 'unit' then fortunately i have a self defence mechanism. Mr Floppy would set in. TFFT

SamLP · « **Reply #2812 on:** November 17, 2014, 03:28:59 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on November 16, 2014, 11:30:10 pm

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Ok not sure which one you're getting!

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I saw this one in the flesh around a month ago. She was a B&S scam for a better looking girl who's profile is now deleted. I asked her where the other girl was and she said "me no good?" and I replied no you no good. She then called two girls out, one of which is in the reflection off the mirror in that pic, the other a good looking milf. However on merit I walked.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2813 on:** November 22, 2014, 08:37:32 pm »

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warts?
clap?
just pimples?
or needs a shower.

have a brandy ready for after clicking.

What is your worst feature? Bum

punk · « **Reply #2814 on:** November 22, 2014, 09:00:26 pm »

vile

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #2815 on:** November 22, 2014, 09:19:01 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 22, 2014, 08:37:32 pm

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warts?
clap?
just pimples?
or needs a shower.

have a brandy ready for after clicking.

What is your worst feature? Bum

A pre warning from HP plus a

from punk means i will never ever open that link.

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2816 on:** November 22, 2014, 09:20:42 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on November 22, 2014, 09:19:01 pm

A pre warning from HP plus a from punk means i will never ever open that link.

she could be done under the trade descriptions act pretty linda indeed

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2817 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:20:52 pm »

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warts?
clap?
just pimples?
or needs a shower.

have a brandy ready for after clicking.

What is your worst feature? Bum

Q. Do you do bareback? A. NEVER, PLEASE DONT ASK ME FOR THIS
but bareback is in her enjoys list.

tel_house · « **Reply #2818 on:** November 23, 2014, 11:58:36 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 22, 2014, 10:20:52 pm

Q. Do you do bareback? A. NEVER, PLEASE DONT ASK ME FOR THIS
but bareback is in her enjoys list.

NFN?

socks · « **Reply #2819 on:** November 23, 2014, 12:04:35 pm »

Quote from: tel_house on November 23, 2014, 11:58:36 am

NFN?

Thankfully not

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2820 on:** November 23, 2014, 12:58:57 pm »

Normal for Norfolk?

NBN
Never Been to Norfolk

Corus Boy · « **Reply #2821 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:40:04 pm »

Does anyone else feel a great sense of relief when they are a long, long way away? Even though you would never think of booking them!

She has great Feedback aswell!

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Member Not Active 01/06/2014 09:58 Seeking Services
I booked this old fat black bitch escort and she never confirmed fake profile totally time waster avoid her guy's

Response: You did not read my profile love, at that time I was not working...

punk · « **Reply #2822 on:** November 23, 2014, 02:11:01 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on November 23, 2014, 01:40:04 pm

Does anyone else feel a great sense of relief when they are a long, long way away? Even though you would never think of booking them!

She has great Feedback aswell!

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Member Not Active 01/06/2014 09:58 Seeking Services
I booked this old fat black bitch escort and she never confirmed fake profile totally time waster avoid her guy's

Response: You did not read my profile love, at that time I was not working...

i wish they were in another country, that would be far enough.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #2823 on:** November 23, 2014, 02:20:41 pm »

Quote from: punk on November 23, 2014, 02:11:01 pm

i wish they were in another country, that would be far enough.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2824 on:** November 24, 2014, 07:09:25 pm »

Quote from: Corus Boy on November 23, 2014, 01:40:04 pm

Does anyone else feel a great sense of relief when they are a long, long way away? Even though you would never think of booking them!

She has great Feedback aswell!

Feedback Only

Member Not Active 01/06/2014 09:58 Seeking Services
I booked this old fat black bitch escort and she never confirmed fake profile totally time waster avoid her guy's

Response: You did not read my profile love, at that time I was not working...

Links? How can we judge without the photos?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2825 on:** November 26, 2014, 01:18:10 am »

Why blur the cock? Is it to protect his identity?
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CatBBW · « **Reply #2826 on:** November 26, 2014, 01:27:56 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on November 26, 2014, 01:18:10 am

Why blur the cock? Is it to protect his identity?
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New AW rules filtering in. Nothing worse than page 3. The lady (or pimp) has blurred it to get past the censors.

The_Don · « **Reply #2827 on:** November 26, 2014, 07:21:52 am »

Quote from: CatBBW on November 26, 2014, 01:27:56 am

New AW rules filtering in. Nothing worse than page 3. The lady (or pimp) has blurred it to get past the censors.

Q: so does it effect paid for content on A/W?

Or is to push credits as you can only see non-filtered images - videos with credits

CatBBW · « **Reply #2828 on:** November 26, 2014, 02:05:24 pm »

Quote from: The_Don on November 26, 2014, 07:21:52 am

Q: so does it effect paid for content on A/W?

No. Only stuff that's free to view.

Quote from: The_Don on November 26, 2014, 07:21:52 am

Or is to push credits as you can only see non-filtered images - videos with credits

Yes, probably. Although I think AW has been sort of 'encouraged' to do this due to the new rulings/laws about what minors are allowed to see on t'internet. AW's certainly taking its time fully implementing it - you still can't report people for having open pussy/creampie/hard cock shots as their main profile pic, for example.

Ravanelli · « **Reply #2829 on:** December 04, 2014, 11:17:54 am »

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Perhaps this one as a Christmas gift to yourself

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2830 on:** December 04, 2014, 07:23:10 pm »

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gorgeous

SmackmaBitchUp · « **Reply #2831 on:** December 04, 2014, 08:54:39 pm »

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Get the Fuck out of here!!!
And no I didn't !!!!!!

punk · « **Reply #2832 on:** December 05, 2014, 04:10:26 pm »

Quote from: SmackmaBitchUp on December 04, 2014, 08:54:39 pm

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Get the Fuck out of here!!!
And no I didn't !!!!!!

markw · « **Reply #2833 on:** December 05, 2014, 05:31:22 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 04, 2014, 07:23:10 pm

gorgeous

I quite like larger ladies myself, but even so, I think we're now getting to the point where we may have to have HP sectioned.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2834 on:** December 05, 2014, 06:36:28 pm »

Quote from: markw on December 05, 2014, 05:31:22 pm

I quite like larger ladies myself, but even so, I think we're now getting to the point where we may have to have HP sectioned.

one section which you need to attend to is reviews, I look forward to reading one.

webpunter · « **Reply #2835 on:** December 09, 2014, 12:12:18 am »

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Sorry - don't know how to get the pic showing. Its a shocker
Dinner dates are on offer @ £100 quid. As long as it involves chips ? Will PM HP as 'it' resides up north

jjpsweet · « **Reply #2836 on:** December 09, 2014, 01:35:12 pm »

Wow, both links gone already. Amazing how many prozzies and pimps lurk here

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2837 on:** December 09, 2014, 04:24:50 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on December 09, 2014, 12:12:18 am

In Leeds - CrossgatesSusan External Link/Members Only
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Sorry - don't know how to get the pic showing. Its a shocker
Dinner dates are on offer @ £100 quid. As long as it involves chips ? Will PM HP as 'it' resides up north

Gorgeous, I am sure I have seen her and would love to meet her but no freedom or excuse to go up north.

markw · « **Reply #2838 on:** December 09, 2014, 07:16:38 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on December 09, 2014, 12:12:18 am

In Leeds - CrossgatesSusan External Link/Members Only
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Sorry - don't know how to get the pic showing. Its a shocker
Dinner dates are on offer @ £100 quid. As long as it involves chips ? Will PM HP as 'it' resides up north

The pictures are bad, but read the description - it's even more revolting: "I'm always clean and fresh unless you want me unwashed for a few days to..." - it's no good, I can't go on!!!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2839 on:** December 09, 2014, 10:29:36 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 09, 2014, 04:24:50 pm

Gorgeous, I am sure I have seen her and would love to meet her but no freedom or excuse to go up north.

We can swap if you want HP, I will go down south for a few days. Come to Sheffield HP and you'll be in hog's heaven.

CoolTiger · « **Reply #2840 on:** December 10, 2014, 04:33:18 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on December 09, 2014, 10:29:36 pm

We can swap if you want HP, I will go down south for a few days. Come to Sheffield HP and you'll be in hog's heaven.

Aaah... but would you swap your punting requirements with HP as well??

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2841 on:** December 11, 2014, 09:01:23 am »

thank you for your advice. I wish.

raylondoner · « **Reply #2842 on:** December 11, 2014, 05:22:33 pm »

Quote from: markw on December 09, 2014, 07:16:38 pm

The pictures are bad, but read the description - it's even more revolting: "I'm always clean and fresh unless you want me unwashed for a few days to..." - it's no good, I can't go on!!!

This is the bit I like, not!