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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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OK, she is fat, no doubt about that, but why does she look so glum? For me the point is not only lewdness but fun, she would be zero fun.

Offline cunnyhunt

OK, she is fat, no doubt about that, but why does she look so glum?

A low life expectancy ?   :hi:


Offline hockogrockle

I don't think "squirtygerte" (a few posts up on p108) is THAT bad. I've seen women with worse figures (at least she's not obese), and while she is a bit horse-faced, I've seen uglier. Doesn't turn me on, but doesn't repel me either.
But why has she been photographed in a garage?
And does she really work from the City of London? (Don't bother answering that.)
And why does she still say "new on Adultwork" when she's been on the site for nearly two years? (Don't bother answering that either)
Personally, I reckon her primary purpose is to offer a webcam service. (If webcam is a "service".)

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OK, she is fat, no doubt about that, but why does she look so glum? For me the point is not only lewdness but fun, she would be zero fun.
Holy shit, looks like she's in need of a mortuary in that spunk on her tits shot.

Offline akauya

Is there anything remotely sexy in this picture? She should advertise in the USA, the yanks will love a gun toting prossie. Also her shoes are too big.

:rolleyes:


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BlackburnMen45 (3)   20/09/2014 15:38   Seeking Services
Lovely girl and the best service. Defo will come to see again. Thanks..real profile 100000%RECOMMEND!!!!! XXXX


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Offline Vivago

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Offers OWT (oral without teeth) perhaps?

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BlackburnMen45 (3)   20/09/2014 15:38   Seeking Services
Lovely girl and the best service. Defo will come to see again. Thanks..real profile 100000%RECOMMEND!!!!! XXXX


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Nationality? Polish.

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Its been bugging me who she looks like then it clicked.

fungi benefit street  :lol:

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Offline hockogrockle

I see she gives her age as 26. Could she have posted a picture of her grandmother (or her charlady) by mistake?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I see she gives her age as 26. Could she have posted a picture of her grandmother (or her charlady) by mistake?

What is the female equivalent name to Sergei?

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The less common female version is Sergine.

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oops error - I'll come back later!

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Nothing to smile about with those teeth!
Bloody hell, how can they get so bad on a girl who looks far from ancient? If her dental care is that shoddy you have to wonder what state her muff and back doors are in  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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this really belongs in the one hour car meets thread but as it is so truly awful here it is.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=39847.msg535988#msg535988

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this really belongs in the one hour car meets thread but as it is so truly awful here it is.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=39847.msg535988#msg535988

Lordy. That first pic looks like a ham and tomato bagel.

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I really need to stop looking at this thread.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I really need to stop looking at this thread.

it is my favourite thread


Offline rudolph hucker

Its been bugging me who she looks like then it clicked.

fungi benefit street  :lol:

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I can't quite make out what is written on that sheet of paper, is it 'Free The Maguire Seven' ??  :unknown:

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It's not so much the picture in my experience, as the actual girl. How many times have I been attracted by a picture, only to meet the girl who, well, you know, looks nothing like it. One lovely pic was of a voluptuous blonde, who turned out to be a skinny brunette.

"I've died my hair and lost some weight," she said.
"Yeah, right, I said ... I almost added: "Your ugly now, too!" 

Offline punk

It's not so much the picture in my experience, as the actual girl. How many times have I been attracted by a picture, only to meet the girl who, well, you know, looks nothing like it. One lovely pic was of a voluptuous blonde, who turned out to be a skinny brunette.

"I've died my hair and lost some weight," she said.
"Yeah, right, I said ... I almost added: "Your ugly now, too!"

Its a hard life especially a prossie from Eastern Europe.


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« Last Edit: October 15, 2014, 07:09:53 pm by punk »

Offline Johny Stone

Wtf, Sergey removed the other pic showing her face, good you posted her verified pic here mate

Offline socks

Wtf, Sergey removed the other pic showing her face, good you posted her verified pic here mate
That's marketing that is. The shot from behind is pretty enticing, not quite got the bob in bobfoc but the principle applies I reckon

Offline Vivago

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classic.

Odd.  She lists her home county as Gloucester but says she does incalls in Blackburn!  No wonder she looks so rough..she must spend half her life on the M6. :sarcastic:

Are all the WGs so hot in Blackburn? :scare:
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Offline SamLP

It must be twins?

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This thread has shown much uglier girls than her, but a cross-eyed pregnant girl offering bb  :scare:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

This thread has shown much uglier girls than her, but a cross-eyed pregnant girl offering bb  :scare:
indeed


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Hate to be a pain,

But,

Apart from BB what the fuck is wrong with that.

Looks pretty fit to me and if she was in my area would have her in my HL pretty damn sharpish.


Stealthshagger

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dont take this the wrong way, but I meant man literally. look at the veri pic and a couple of the gallery pics. literally a man, not masculine, a man.



Offline CatBBW

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Is this for real? she looks terrible!

It's Grandma Libby, who is 77 now and apparantly still very much in demand. She's done loads of old lady porn.

And if you think THAT picture is terrible, you need to read the rest of the thread! :sarcastic:

Offline Corus Boy

Maybe not the worst but it puts me off sex when I see the picture.

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Offline Stalinator

Looks like Jo Brand. Enough to put anyone off sex.

Offline sushi

Is this for real? she looks terrible!
But she does have 187 positive reviews.

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But she does have 187 positive reviews.
Yes, she does. But we talked here many times about AW rating system - you can't trust it  :bomb:
« Last Edit: October 22, 2014, 05:13:11 pm by Type_O_Negative »



Offline sushi

Yes, she does. But we talked here many times about AW rating system - you can't trust it  :bomb:
I'm just saying the fact she has 187 reviews at all means she's still being booked and is still very popular.


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'Pretty', I frankly don't wish to find out.....
Do you do bareback?   A. NEVER, PLEASE DONT ASK ME FOR THIS
but it is listed in her enjoys.

Offline sushi

She says shes on holiday now and invites you to view her PGs IMO shes a private gallery scammer this is the only comment in her feedback

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Only    Member Not Active    01/06/2014 09:58    Seeking Services
     I booked this old fat black bitch escort and she never confirmed fake profile totally time waster avoid her guy's
   
Response:    You did not read my profile love, at that time I was not working...

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Only    Member Not Active    01/06/2014 09:58    Seeking Services
     I booked this old fat black bitch escort and she never confirmed fake profile totally time waster avoid her guy's

Sigh, if only I had a penny for every time I'd started a sentence with "I booked this old fat black bitch escort".