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Simplysimon

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They don't get any better


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With the added bonus that they both claim to be bi-sexual , who's going to be the first to book them for a duo






« Last Edit: August 19, 2014, 03:21:13 pm by Simplysimon »

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Words fail me!


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Words fail me! I should adore to lie between them for a truly sensuous experience but I have no way to escape and go to Blackpool.

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Some of these examples are truly horrific. We should feel sorry for these so-called working girls who think that at 50 and flabby, they still have what it takes. And those who claim 50 look 10-15 years older, ready to draw their state pension.

If that was the only choice, we'd all soon become celebate. Sometime I'm not sure who's the most desperate - punter or hooker.

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With the added bonus that they both claim to be bi-sexual , who's going to be the first to book them for a duo

My money is on HP  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Some of these examples are truly horrific. We should feel sorry for these so-called working girls who think that at 50 and flabby, they still have what it takes. And those who claim 50 look 10-15 years older, ready to draw their state pension.

If that was the only choice, we'd all soon become celebate. Sometime I'm not sure who's the most desperate - punter or hooker.

they are appealing to the over 60's



Offline Ali Katt

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Is that a cock dangling between her legs  :unknown:
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:lol: If it is, it's bigger than most men's. It took me a while to work out exactly what it is.

Offline Kentpunt

not the worst ever but still pretty bad :thumbsup:
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(i dont know how to put the pictures strait on here so i had to link it)

she also offers bareback for no extra cost  :vomit:

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not the worst ever but still pretty bad :thumbsup:
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(i dont know how to put the pictures strait on here so i had to link it)

she also offers bareback for no extra cost  :vomit:

my finger hoovered over the entre key but I just could not bring myself to do it.

nearly lunch time and want to keep it down

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my finger hoovered over the entre key but I just could not bring myself to do it.

nearly lunch time and want to keep it down

A wise move  :cool:

Lucky for me I am not hungry anyway :vomit:

Offline Stiltskin

At least he didn't post up a pic of her legs. Sturdy does not come close to describing them!

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I suppose my tastes are nonconformist but surely all her 25 positive points cannot be fakes? I think she is gorgeous for a punt except when she does not smile. I like larger ladies who give me a sense of a sexual adventure and challenge and usually have large wet openings! I have no excuse to go to Folkestone ever unfortunately and I usually avoid ladies wanting a 'cash cow' or 'sugar daddies'.

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if you go in that bareback you are defiantly going away with an itchy belled


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if you go in that bareback you are defiantly going away with an itchy belled

Defiantly, because she tries to pin you down and not let you leave?

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she locks you in the basement with all the other punters

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she locks you in the basement with all the other punters

like the movie the road, to eat you later?

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The weirdest facial pictures. A bit like a doll but I quite like the body
the worst tennis ball factory-made boobs I have seen.

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The weirdest facial pictures. A bit like a doll but I quite like the body

For some reason the fake plastic face bothers me much less than the fake silicon tits. If it wasn't for those (and her price) I'd probably give her a go.

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not just tennis balls, but full size basket balls


Offline CatBBW

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One for an award!

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The pics are quite good - they show she's a very large lady and what's on offer, without any scary sore bits or manky patches. Although she is another of those ladies that I can't work out why she looks bigger than ME while claiming to be a smaller dress size...

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I dont think she looks that awful in her profile picture

A bigger girl with decent sized norks. Though I have a feeling her boat race aint all that 

Though if I was Mystic Meg I would be looking in my crystal ball and thinking that's an interesting first post !

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Even the blurring doesn't help  :vomit:
Straight off the streets skank

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her fingernails are incongruous, visible if you enlarge the photo

jjpsweet

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I think I can make out needle tracks  on her left arm
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you may as well throw your money down the toilet. This one is not just a worst picture challenge but a whole gallery.

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A classy (and expensive) girl according to her text, how come she is wearing a Kajagoogoo wig?
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you may as well throw your money down the toilet. This one is not just a worst picture challenge but a whole gallery.
Open wide for a drink, boys.

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A classy (and expensive) girl according to her text, how come she is wearing a Kajagogooo wig?
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Cos she is too shy shy

hush hush eye to eye

yorkshire123

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Cos she is too shy shy

hush hush eye to eye

I'm going to be humming that all fucking day now  :angry:

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A classy (and expensive) girl according to her text, how come she is wearing a Kajagoogoo wig?
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Her rates are fixed and not negotiable, she writes, so that is why she offers a £30 discount on her first 5 clients. I suppose she can use the wig to dust her phone.

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the condemned man ate a hearty breakfast ....
more footballs instead of real bosoms

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the condemned man ate a hearty breakfast ....
more footballs instead of real bosoms
Are you having a giraffe ?  This photo is one of my all time faves - let alone on AW
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PS - thx for the post though.  Contemplating a wank & now i have the prefect piccy to gaze at on my iPad

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Are you having a giraffe ?  This photo is one of my all time faves - let alone on AW
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PS - thx for the post though.  Contemplating a wank & now i have the prefect piccy to gaze at on my iPad

Giraffe?
I was negatively mesmerised by her huge artificial bosoms with hearts over them. Y U C K.

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I think I can make out needle tracks  on her left arm


I think I see self harm marks on both arms.

Offline rudolph hucker

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you may as well throw your money down the toilet. This one is not just a worst picture challenge but a whole gallery.

Looks like something out of an abattoir documentary.

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Some women do not even need a verification photo.


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The unfunny female "comedian"

About as funny as finding a wart on your cock