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myothernameis · « **Reply #8950 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:02:53 pm »

Quote from: fastcar669 on September 12, 2022, 10:49:18 pm

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Be afraid, be very afraid

I hate to think what this photo refers to in her private gallery

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webpunter · « **Reply #8951 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:05:41 pm »

That is off the scale bushpig
Frightening
It gets worse, 'it' does dinner dates
Judging by the pics, succesfully too
Imagine been seen out with that

Edit: 'It' is sooo bad, i think i'd rather have a BJ / HJ from a fit looking guy

Quote from: fastcar669 on September 12, 2022, 10:49:18 pm

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Be afraid, be very afraid

theaccountant · « **Reply #8952 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:09:32 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on September 12, 2022, 11:02:53 pm

I hate to think what this photo refers to in her private gallery

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I totally missed that. Who shall be brave enough to venture into the private gallery to find out. For a quick second I thought it was a turd.

Landscape · « **Reply #8953 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:15:29 pm »

Quote from: fastcar669 on September 12, 2022, 10:49:18 pm

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Be afraid, be very afraid

To be fair, I quite enjoyed the Hamlet cigar advert she appeared in:

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dexpunt · « **Reply #8954 on:** September 12, 2022, 11:36:38 pm »

At least she looks good from the back

And she will be up here in the North East from tomorrow

bossanova · « **Reply #8955 on:** September 13, 2022, 04:59:31 pm »

Quote from: theaccountant on September 12, 2022, 06:19:41 pm

What's wrong with this one? She got the Walkie-Talkie, The Axon Body Cam (Terrible Position BTW). Her eyebrows look a bit weird to me... Plus, she looks confused as fuck there...

I just thought she looked weird!

theaccountant · « **Reply #8956 on:** September 13, 2022, 05:29:39 pm »

Quote from: bossanova on September 13, 2022, 04:59:31 pm

I just thought she looked weird!

Yeah, I agree she looks weird. Botox has made her emotionless. I remember seeing her profile when it was in Birmingham. Didn’t appeal to me, doesn’t appeal to me even now.

shed · « **Reply #8957 on:** September 13, 2022, 07:37:53 pm »

Seems she does dinner dates. Imagine walking into a restaurant with that thing on your arm

Ghost89 · « **Reply #8958 on:** September 13, 2022, 09:38:22 pm »

Quote from: shed on September 13, 2022, 07:37:53 pm

Seems she does dinner dates. Imagine walking into a restaurant with that thing on your arm

And the bill at the end of it!!

ZeroCount · « **Reply #8959 on:** September 14, 2022, 11:48:20 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on August 17, 2022, 07:29:42 pm

Is it wrong that I want to ruin that?

Not at all mate, me too. Been in touch with them in fact, but haven't managed to arrange anything yet.

Not afraid to admit that my tastes range to the slightly unusual, and it doesn't get much more unusual than this.

Atrueyorkie · « **Reply #8960 on:** September 15, 2022, 02:36:16 pm »

SP. I would not be messaging her after seeing that scary photo. Who gave her the green light to post that

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #8961 on:** September 16, 2022, 09:16:02 am »

Quote from: Atrueyorkie on September 15, 2022, 02:36:16 pm

SP. I would not be messaging her after seeing that scary photo. Who gave her the green light to post that

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It says "Only limited time" - cos she's about to be eaten by that sea monster. Not that the link will be alive long enough for anyone to read this post.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #8962 on:** September 29, 2022, 09:27:19 pm »

Quote from: filthyscotslover on August 17, 2022, 02:21:03 pm

Still my favourite thread on this site. Some of these women are fucking grim !

yep me too
HP

Drenchedinit · « **Reply #8963 on:** October 02, 2022, 08:56:55 am »

Can't delete and can't copy from my phone so ignore this post. Why isn't there a delete option?

The_Don · « **Reply #8964 on:** October 02, 2022, 09:28:29 am »

Quote from: Drenchedinit on October 02, 2022, 08:56:55 am

Why isn't there a delete option?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

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9 Post deletion
Not possible unless you accidentally include too much personal info.

10 Review deletion
Not possible, as the notice on the review creation page made clear.

myothernameis · « **Reply #8965 on:** October 02, 2022, 11:17:42 am »

Quote from: Drenchedinit on October 02, 2022, 08:56:55 am

Can't delete

What do you want to delete

bossanova · « **Reply #8966 on:** October 03, 2022, 01:26:52 pm »

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limarasa9 · « **Reply #8967 on:** October 03, 2022, 02:31:36 pm »

If you want someone not to take up punting, for whatever reason, just show them this thread

big-al93 · « **Reply #8968 on:** October 03, 2022, 05:09:45 pm »

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On front page Big Helen

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shed · « **Reply #8969 on:** October 03, 2022, 08:16:52 pm »

Quote from: bossanova on October 03, 2022, 01:26:52 pm

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Says she does anal. Nice hairy bum to stick the willy up

. Asking for a friend, where is Seaford

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webpunter · « **Reply #8970 on:** October 03, 2022, 08:30:02 pm »

Straight out of the theatre of nightmares

Quote from: shed on October 03, 2022, 08:16:52 pm

Says she does anal. Nice hairy bum to stick the willy up . Asking for a friend, where is Seaford

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Bogof60 · « **Reply #8971 on:** October 04, 2022, 12:54:24 pm »

Quote from: limarasa9 on October 03, 2022, 02:31:36 pm

If you want someone not to take up punting, for whatever reason, just show them this thread

Just when you thought the thread had run it's course 😜

The thread that just keeps on giving 🤣

Bonker · « **Reply #8972 on:** October 05, 2022, 12:03:19 am »

A propos of the recent few posts, did anyone see that episode of Frozen Planet?

Do you wish the orcas had won?

signy · « **Reply #8973 on:** October 07, 2022, 11:51:01 am »

Now I am just plain scared...

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Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #8974 on:** October 07, 2022, 01:52:23 pm »

Quote from: signy on October 07, 2022, 11:51:01 am

Now I am just plain scared...

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The HGV in her name seems apt? I'm just pleased I am 230 miles away and she can't get to me!

oddson1970 · « **Reply #8975 on:** October 07, 2022, 02:15:39 pm »

Quote from: signy on October 07, 2022, 11:51:01 am

Now I am just plain scared...

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she's like an xxxl version of Mo from eastenders

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #8976 on:** October 07, 2022, 02:59:14 pm »

Quote from: oddson1970 on October 07, 2022, 02:15:39 pm

she's like an xxxl version of Mo from eastenders

My eyes are burning now

myothernameis · « **Reply #8977 on:** October 07, 2022, 03:12:53 pm »

Quote from: signy on October 07, 2022, 11:51:01 am

Now I am just plain scared...

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new site rule: do not post any more pictures on this thread

Home Alone · « **Reply #8978 on:** October 07, 2022, 03:45:41 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 07, 2022, 03:12:53 pm

new site rule: do not post any more pictures on this thread

Certainly not of

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myothernameis · « **Reply #8979 on:** October 07, 2022, 03:52:26 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on October 07, 2022, 03:45:41 pm

Certainly not of External Link/Members Only She is one scary SP.

This is what I meant, do we want to see the photo in thread, or we need to click the link

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Waterhouse · « **Reply #8980 on:** October 07, 2022, 04:05:08 pm »

Quote from: oddson1970 on October 07, 2022, 02:15:39 pm

she's like an xxxl version of Mo from eastenders

More like Pat Butcher on steroids.

dexpunt · « **Reply #8981 on:** October 07, 2022, 04:25:15 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 07, 2022, 03:52:26 pm

This is what I meant, do we want to see the photo in thread, or we need to click the link

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He's struggling at Bristol City at the moment

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #8982 on:** October 07, 2022, 04:50:37 pm »

I wonder if she will be doing a Halloween special rate?

theaccountant · « **Reply #8983 on:** October 07, 2022, 05:55:56 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 07, 2022, 03:52:26 pm

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She would be the perfect Bond villain haha

Bogof60 · « **Reply #8984 on:** October 07, 2022, 10:54:00 pm »

Gawd

That's grim.🫣

Bogof60 · « **Reply #8985 on:** October 07, 2022, 10:58:42 pm »

How about this one.

Check out her pics in the movie section.

Is it a bloke 🤮

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #8986 on:** October 07, 2022, 11:01:52 pm »

She’s looking for paid sex only no free sex,either way who would want to fuck that

:vomit:hang on……HP where are you

Bonker · « **Reply #8987 on:** October 07, 2022, 11:42:49 pm »

Shell shocked

Bonker · « **Reply #8988 on:** October 07, 2022, 11:46:41 pm »

Can we rename this thread to
Women we wish weren't escorts?

myothernameis · « **Reply #8989 on:** October 07, 2022, 11:47:33 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on October 07, 2022, 11:01:52 pm

…HP where are you

he trapped behind the door

WKD123 · « **Reply #8990 on:** October 08, 2022, 12:58:04 am »

OMG - I can never unsee what I have just seen. Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Oh yeah, it is early morning and I am three sheets to the wind...

Home Alone · « **Reply #8991 on:** October 08, 2022, 01:26:28 am »

Sounds like that's sobered you up. Surely NOT the intended idea when she posed for the photo.

dexpunt · « **Reply #8992 on:** October 08, 2022, 09:35:54 am »

Careful guys. I think this one may have been airbrushed

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #8993 on:** October 08, 2022, 09:57:49 am »

Quote from: WKD123 on October 08, 2022, 12:58:04 am

OMG - I can never unsee what I have just seen. Why the fuck did I click on this thread? Oh yeah, it is early morning and I am three sheets to the wind...

We should rename it HP’s bucket list If it was me it would be sick bucket list

MrMatrix · « **Reply #8994 on:** October 08, 2022, 10:58:37 am »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 07, 2022, 03:52:26 pm

This is what I meant, do we want to see the photo in thread, or we need to click the link

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I think she's a Russian shot putter

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #8995 on:** October 08, 2022, 11:04:19 am »

That’s 100% Mo from Eastenders.
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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #8996 on:** October 08, 2022, 12:09:50 pm »

Quote from: Prifessionallondinguy on October 08, 2022, 11:04:19 am

That’s 100% Mo from Eastenders.
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I'd say 125% Mo from Eastenders. What I like is, she's honest enough to call herself Kate HGV, because that's what she drives. No wait, is.

MrMatrix · « **Reply #8997 on:** October 08, 2022, 01:28:57 pm »

Try this one, called sugar me sweet

And she reckons shes 22

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filthyscotslover · « **Reply #8998 on:** October 08, 2022, 04:36:08 pm »

Quote from: dexpunt on October 08, 2022, 09:35:54 am

Careful guys. I think this one may have been airbrushed

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Is that a Mortal Kombat Tattoo?. She does remind me of Goro

shed · « **Reply #8999 on:** October 08, 2022, 07:40:30 pm »

Quote from: Bogof60 on October 07, 2022, 10:58:42 pm

How about this one.

Check out her pics in the movie section.

Is it a bloke 🤮

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It's the sexy pimple crater on the chin that's a turn on

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