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KentAde · « **Reply #2000 on:** March 01, 2014, 04:23:16 pm »

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Her pussy looks like an alien's brain.

Sienna_Bronze · « **Reply #2001 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:16:04 pm »

Grim.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2002 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:57:06 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on March 01, 2014, 04:23:16 pm

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KentAde · « **Reply #2003 on:** March 01, 2014, 05:58:56 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 01, 2014, 05:57:06 pm

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Should her 'Blog' be re-titled 'Blob', in appreciation of her huge fucking size!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2004 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:22:26 pm »

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h o r r i d fingernails, fake fur, fake boobs, fake blonde. y u c k y.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #2005 on:** March 02, 2014, 03:47:09 pm »

An "Ex Porn Star" charging 70 quid an hour?? As they say in the US, "Get outta here!"

Mind you, "The authenticity or legitimacy of this member's profile has been brought into question. Please exercise caution." I think we all would!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2006 on:** March 02, 2014, 04:36:52 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on March 02, 2014, 03:47:09 pm

An "Ex Porn Star" charging 70 quid an hour??

that's why she is an ex.

jsparky · « **Reply #2007 on:** March 05, 2014, 10:43:45 pm »

Another contender for TWEPC..

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KentAde · « **Reply #2008 on:** March 06, 2014, 08:33:22 am »

Quote from: jsparky on March 05, 2014, 10:43:45 pm

Another contender for TWEPC..

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Nearly choked over my fucking breakfast!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2009 on:** March 06, 2014, 07:16:12 pm »

Quote from: jsparky on March 05, 2014, 10:43:45 pm

Another contender for TWEPC..

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jsparky · « **Reply #2010 on:** March 06, 2014, 11:17:10 pm »

Here is another one for HP..

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Johny Stone · « **Reply #2011 on:** March 07, 2014, 12:11:35 am »

makes me want to

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2012 on:** March 07, 2014, 09:05:32 am »

Quote from: jsparky on March 06, 2014, 11:17:10 pm

Here is another one for HP..

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Blackpool illuminations

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2013 on:** March 07, 2014, 09:26:06 pm »

advertised as 23, going on 60 I think

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KentAde · « **Reply #2014 on:** March 07, 2014, 09:29:09 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 07, 2014, 09:26:06 pm

advertised as 23, going on 60 I think

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sexy!sexy!sexy!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2015 on:** March 07, 2014, 09:34:47 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 07, 2014, 09:26:06 pm

advertised as 23, going on 60 I think

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Ray Winstone in a wig? Whose the daddy?

webpunter · « **Reply #2016 on:** March 08, 2014, 12:31:29 am »

Normally a munter appears only once
Here it's double-bubble
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JB1969 · « **Reply #2017 on:** March 08, 2014, 08:43:25 am »

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It looks mouldy

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2018 on:** March 08, 2014, 12:28:04 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on March 08, 2014, 12:31:29 am

Normally a munter appears only once
Here it's double-bubble
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In all fairness to Amira she does have absolutely massive tits.

markw · « **Reply #2019 on:** March 08, 2014, 06:46:18 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on March 08, 2014, 12:28:04 pm

In all fairness to Amira she does have absolutely massive tits.

... amongst other things.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2020 on:** March 09, 2014, 02:45:01 pm »

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I am glad I am far away from Scunthorpe

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2021 on:** March 09, 2014, 02:54:20 pm »

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KentAde · « **Reply #2022 on:** March 09, 2014, 04:25:54 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 09, 2014, 02:45:01 pm

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I am glad I am far away from Scunthorpe

Jeez..she has a positive review! He must have been desperate!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2023 on:** March 09, 2014, 06:24:15 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on March 09, 2014, 04:25:54 pm

Jeez..she has a positive review! He must have been desperate!

and here is what she wrote for her punter this morning
Positive scunny spunk slut (1) 09/03/2014 00:10 Seeking Services
had an amazing time with a sexy gorgeous bloke omg his cock is sooooo nice and boy does he know how to use it im sure my neighbours heard everything lol xxxxxx

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #2024 on:** March 11, 2014, 07:30:24 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on February 21, 2014, 05:17:58 pm

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birth marks?

It puts the lotion in the basket. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET! Film reference, it's what that pic made me think of.

vorian · « **Reply #2025 on:** March 11, 2014, 08:22:31 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on March 11, 2014, 07:30:24 pm

It puts the lotion in the basket. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET! Film reference, it's what that pic made me think of.

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again".

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #2026 on:** March 11, 2014, 08:32:54 pm »

Lol, That's the original in the film. I was quoting the one where cartman from south park is buffalo bill. Both very funny though.( a South Park Paris Hilton is the creature I believe, if I remember correctly)

vorian · « **Reply #2027 on:** March 11, 2014, 08:37:31 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on March 11, 2014, 08:32:54 pm

Lol, That's the original in the film. I was quoting the one where cartman from south park is buffalo bill. Both very funny though.( a South Park Paris Hilton is the creature I believe, if I remember correctly)

I'm sure you are right, Manhunter is such a better movie, than the later films. I use that quote often to creep my mates out.

Urfi · « **Reply #2028 on:** March 12, 2014, 08:10:12 am »

I see Gollum from the lord of the rings is on Awork now

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Stealthshagger · « **Reply #2029 on:** March 12, 2014, 11:26:07 am »

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Fuck me, that's a dinosaur haemorrhoid!

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #2030 on:** March 12, 2014, 06:19:52 pm »

Quote from: Urfi on March 12, 2014, 08:10:12 am

I see Gollum from the lord of the rings is on Awork now
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She should put that Mask which is on her wall on her face

Ali Katt · « **Reply #2031 on:** March 12, 2014, 10:57:23 pm »

Quote from: Urfi on March 12, 2014, 08:10:12 am

I see Gollum from the lord of the rings is on Awork now
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This one has been mentioned before undoubtedly in the top 10 or should that be bottom 10 worst. Is there anyone brave enough to be lord of her ring?

mh · « **Reply #2032 on:** March 13, 2014, 05:25:31 pm »

This comes up as "Escort of the week" right now. Clearly there is no voting.

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She says "I have been into kink since I was 18" - yes and now she's at least a size 24.

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berksboy · « **Reply #2033 on:** March 13, 2014, 06:01:31 pm »

She is great VFM at just £140 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for 1/2 HR !

webpunter · « **Reply #2034 on:** March 13, 2014, 07:53:06 pm »

MH is showing proper initiative !
Bet most of us have been looking up munters to list from the UK
IT is from across the pond
TFFT - doubt if: 1/ she'd get her fat arse into a single plane seat & 2/ if she did then passport control would let her in
Anyway the US airforce probably won't want here to leave - only as they can use her as target practice for their jets

Here's another - looks like she's celebrating just eating a curry
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2035 on:** March 13, 2014, 09:27:18 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on March 13, 2014, 07:53:06 pm

MH is showing proper initiative !
Bet most of us have been looking up munters to list from the UK
IT is from across the pond
TFFT - doubt if: 1/ she'd get her fat arse into a single plane seat & 2/ if she did then passport control would let her in
Anyway the US airforce probably won't want here to leave - only as they can use her as target practice for their jets

Here's another - looks like she's celebrating just eating a curry
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she does not escort

webpunter · « **Reply #2036 on:** March 13, 2014, 09:38:37 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 13, 2014, 09:27:18 pm

she does not escort

I do apologize & i am impressed with your diligence
Thought this thread was supposed to be idle fun
Wasn't exactly checking the profile in great detail
Just thinking like: does the photo look like a munter. Answer = yes
Bet the yanks are pleased she doesn't escort

vorian · « **Reply #2037 on:** March 13, 2014, 09:40:15 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on March 13, 2014, 09:38:37 pm

Thought this thread was supposed to be idle fun

For some but HP gets a lot of his hot list from this thread and full respect to him for that.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2038 on:** March 14, 2014, 09:15:59 am »

The thread is indeed GREAT fun but it is about escorts, not paid for soft porn photos.

Punting like politics is the art of the feasible rather than the fantasy so photos from America are maybe a little far out - and out of reach - for most UK punters on this forum, but if it your fun that do share it.

KentAde · « **Reply #2039 on:** March 14, 2014, 09:32:02 am »

About time I found one...

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2040 on:** March 14, 2014, 06:20:29 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on March 14, 2014, 09:32:02 am

About time I found one...

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I do not like all that sadism stuff and where the hell is Paisley but she looks gorgeous apart from that (and a few pimples on her bum cheeks) Thanks mate.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2041 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:24:11 pm »

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a 40 years credibility gap?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2042 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:35:37 pm »

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I have never tried punting via Amazon.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2043 on:** March 14, 2014, 08:38:17 pm »

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no
she is NOT on my hotlist

Johny Stone · « **Reply #2044 on:** March 15, 2014, 12:12:48 am »

OMG, I wouldnt pay 180 for one hour with this whale even if she would be the last woman on Earth

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #2045 on:** March 15, 2014, 01:07:50 am »

Quote from: johny.bristol on March 15, 2014, 12:12:48 am

OMG, I wouldnt pay 180 for one hour with this whale even if she would be the last woman on Earth
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Cookie is a known pornstar, from the videos I've seen she looks good fun. I would love a go on her bouncy castle, but not for that price.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #2046 on:** March 16, 2014, 11:11:19 pm »

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I found her profile pathetic, she is trying to be smart poor thing

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2047 on:** March 17, 2014, 10:07:17 am »

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I found her profile pathetic, she is trying to be smart poor thing

I agree about her profile but I think she looks gorgeous, a fine voluptuous lass.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2048 on:** March 17, 2014, 10:09:16 am »

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I found her profile pathetic, she is trying to be smart poor thing

I agree about her profile but love the picture, a fine voluptuous image.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #2049 on:** March 17, 2014, 10:40:49 am »

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a strange photo on the front of this profile, it took a while to figure out what it is.

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