Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867359 times)

SpunkyMunky · « **Reply #1950 on:** February 17, 2014, 04:03:35 pm »

Jeez....great thread guys but not one I want to dwell on.

webpunter · « **Reply #1951 on:** February 17, 2014, 04:18:59 pm »

Quote from: GrumpyoldGit on February 17, 2014, 01:54:09 pm

After emptying 2 tonnes of flour over that to find the right fold you would be too fucked to do anything, let alone fuck it.

Yuck

Brilliant ! I do hope the flour is McDougalls 'self-raising'. No chance of her getting anything else up otherwise. My cock would be in retreat - like a turtle pulling its head back in [not the usual 'poking its head out' which is something different !]. Glad i've seen the 2nd photo a considerable period before tea time as i would have lost my appetite

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1952 on:** February 17, 2014, 04:29:54 pm »

Quote from: Madone1 on February 17, 2014, 01:50:29 pm

that is just horrid why would anyone pay to try and fuck that.

you can't as she does not do sex, only squashing.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1953 on:** February 17, 2014, 04:36:16 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 17, 2014, 02:59:09 pm

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Very strange..who was saying MILF's always dress slutty??

I think she is a GILF rather than a MILF!

while I appreciate the spirit in which you uploaded this link I (I am not being critical at all) please note that the image has been used before, or she has moved. This photo has been used in profiles in 2 or 3 different locations in Surrey in the past, (when she did not reply to my messages) and also is to be found at other locations online such as these:
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Roodboy867 · « **Reply #1954 on:** February 17, 2014, 10:44:24 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 17, 2014, 02:59:09 pm

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Very strange..who was saying MILF's always dress slutty??

it's the pic in her gallery, fully dressed facing the wall gets me. I am actually laughing.

webpunter · « **Reply #1955 on:** February 17, 2014, 10:53:40 pm »

They keep on coming - although not as bad as some recent challengers
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This one's got the 'giveaway' word in the profile:
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BUBBLY

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1956 on:** February 18, 2014, 09:17:30 am »

Quote from: Roodboy867 on February 17, 2014, 10:44:24 pm

it's the pic in her gallery, fully dressed facing the wall gets me. I am actually laughing.

waiting for the undertaker

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1957 on:** February 18, 2014, 01:05:52 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on February 17, 2014, 10:53:40 pm

They keep on coming - although not as bad as some recent challengers
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This one's got the 'giveaway' word in the profile:
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BUBBLY

Aw be fair - she's got a pretty smile!

mh · « **Reply #1958 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:33:31 pm »

Quote from: Roodboy867 on February 16, 2014, 11:33:35 pm

What has been seen cannot be unseen

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Is that the Mona Lisa gone to seed?

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1959 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:40:21 pm »

Quote from: mh on February 18, 2014, 05:33:31 pm

Is that the Mona Lisa gone to seed?

Her Profie includes the following: "LAST CHANCE THIS WEEK. BEFORE I LEAVE ON TOUR TO HULL."

What on earth has Hull done to deserve that?!

Sailormack · « **Reply #1960 on:** February 18, 2014, 05:48:39 pm »

Looks like Eric Bristow with a curly wig

like_mature · « **Reply #1961 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:34:22 pm »

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In a layby near you!!!

KentAde · « **Reply #1962 on:** February 19, 2014, 08:57:10 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 19, 2014, 08:34:22 pm

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In a layby near you!!!

Corrrr! Getting hard looking at that....

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1963 on:** February 19, 2014, 09:32:54 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 19, 2014, 08:34:22 pm

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In a layby near you!!!

When the van's a rockin' don't come a knockin' and even if it isn't don't look in the windows.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1964 on:** February 19, 2014, 10:38:38 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 19, 2014, 08:34:22 pm

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In a layby near you!!!

will she need a commercial licence for a licentious van?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1965 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:02:15 pm »

The mind boggles

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like_mature · « **Reply #1966 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:10:20 pm »

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A ghost. Looks like the local smackhead, other pictures show lots of bruises too. Classy

Taggart · « **Reply #1967 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on February 18, 2014, 05:40:21 pm

Her Profie includes the following: "LAST CHANCE THIS WEEK. BEFORE I LEAVE ON TOUR TO HULL."

What on earth has Hull done to deserve that?!

Now then, Hull is a city of culture now or will be in 2017, so a few years to fine tune itself.

I'm still trying to work out the relevance of the newspaper headline from this profile - External Link/Members Only - but bothered it may have legal implications to the subject.

J_H · « **Reply #1968 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:51:36 pm »

Horny-Granny, GLasgow.

Nearest you can get to necrophilia without breaking the law!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1969 on:** February 20, 2014, 08:59:16 pm »

Quote from: J_H on February 20, 2014, 08:51:36 pm

Horny-Granny, GLasgow.

Nearest you can get to necrophilia without breaking the law!

Aha! I found her
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nice.
but then maybe I am 15 years older than she is.

J_H · « **Reply #1970 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:18:17 pm »

Jeez-Oh! In the pic entitled, 'just about to get fucked', she looks as if she's alreay been in the mortuary for three days!

Or auditioning for Dracula's Bride!!

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1971 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:24:36 pm »

I'm sure we all agree that this place is well deserved...

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vorian · « **Reply #1972 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:25:49 pm »

Quote from: Roland D Hay on February 20, 2014, 10:24:36 pm

I'm sure we all agree that this place is well deserved...

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Very apt Sir

jsparky · « **Reply #1973 on:** February 20, 2014, 10:56:50 pm »

Each to their own...

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Riot Doll · « **Reply #1974 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:10:41 am »

Quote from: jsparky on February 20, 2014, 10:56:50 pm

Each to their own...

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My god, they're just... out of this world

mh · « **Reply #1975 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:35:24 am »

Quote from: J_H on February 20, 2014, 10:18:17 pm

Jeez-Oh! In the pic entitled, 'just about to get fucked', she looks as if she's alreay been in the mortuary for three days!

Caption is not correct, should read "totally fucked".

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1976 on:** February 21, 2014, 10:16:41 am »

Quote from: jsparky on February 20, 2014, 10:56:50 pm

Each to their own...

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if these are naturals they deserve to be in the best breasts thread. Unfortunately they are man-made:
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Daffodil · « **Reply #1977 on:** February 21, 2014, 12:37:35 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 20, 2014, 08:59:16 pm

Aha! I found her
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nice.
but then maybe I am 15 years older than she is.

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1978 on:** February 21, 2014, 01:28:34 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on February 21, 2014, 12:37:35 pm

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow

I am 72
minus 15
=57
and she says she is 55 so not far out.

J_H · « **Reply #1979 on:** February 21, 2014, 04:19:33 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on February 21, 2014, 12:37:35 pm

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow

Actually I'm absolutely sure she's a scouser. Honestly!

J_H · « **Reply #1980 on:** February 21, 2014, 04:22:09 pm »

Just checked:
"What is your Primary Language? ENGLISH"
"What is your Secondary Language? SCOUSE"

But here is the killer line:

"What is your best feature? FACE"!

Oh, boy.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #1981 on:** February 21, 2014, 05:17:58 pm »

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birth marks?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1982 on:** February 21, 2014, 05:32:20 pm »

Quote from: J_H on February 21, 2014, 04:19:33 pm

Actually I'm absolutely sure she's a scouser. Honestly!

she says she speaks scouse and her nearest rail station is Seaforth and Litherland!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1983 on:** February 21, 2014, 05:34:48 pm »

Quote from: johny.bristol on February 21, 2014, 05:17:58 pm

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birth marks?

stretch marks from childbirth, I like realism. She has however reduced her post baby waistline really well and in her gallery shows a great behind.

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #1984 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:14:50 pm »

This is just fake taken to a whole new level....

1000cc tits? and her 'face' looks more like a mask....
you'd be hard pressed to find any physical feature that isn't 'enhanced' in some way....

maybe her toes??

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It's like Dubai....
very manufactured
the rich can do whatever
class-less
everyone's been

JB1969 · « **Reply #1985 on:** February 21, 2014, 09:36:01 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on February 21, 2014, 12:37:35 pm

That's what 20 year olds look like in Glasgow

Am i the only one who not only notices the dirty prossie but also the dirty bedding

webpunter · « **Reply #1986 on:** February 25, 2014, 12:35:58 am »

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
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On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

akauya · « **Reply #1987 on:** February 25, 2014, 01:38:33 am »

Quote from: webpunter on February 25, 2014, 12:35:58 am

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
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On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

er I would call that massive arse - big doesn't even begin to cover it

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1988 on:** February 25, 2014, 12:31:26 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on February 25, 2014, 12:35:58 am

It's all gone a bit quiet on this thread since the one on PB took over
Think it's time we ramp this one back up again
Here's another - apologies if posted before
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On the photo entitled 'arse' then i thought she'd had a tom-tit
Then i realized its a dildo & maybe not in the best of colours
10/10 for accuracy of description on the photo 'big arse'

earlier in this thread:

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looks like a turkey
not a flattering pic

I am sure that this is Catherine of Runcorn and I have visited her in her hotel once in London and in her home maybe 3 times in the NW. I did FRs on her on the old Preston Punters and once on their new NW punting site whose name I cannot remember. If anyone knows please PM me and I can paste the last report here. It was in 2012. There are not flattering pics. She has a great body and a great spirit.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1989 on:** February 25, 2014, 12:50:35 pm »

Quote from: dopebeats on February 21, 2014, 09:14:50 pm

This is just fake taken to a whole new level....

1000cc tits? and her 'face' looks more like a mask....
you'd be hard pressed to find any physical feature that isn't 'enhanced' in some way....

maybe her toes??

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It's like Dubai....
very manufactured
the rich can do whatever
class-less
everyone's been

I think these two are potential winners:
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Why is she posing with Freddie Gutter press?

JB1969 · « **Reply #1990 on:** February 25, 2014, 06:45:34 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 25, 2014, 12:50:35 pm

I think these two are potential winners:
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Why is she posing with Freddie Gutter press?

He is trying to break free from all that fake tan

Johny Stone · « **Reply #1991 on:** February 26, 2014, 11:50:07 pm »

In my opinion she is pathetic and derranged

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #1992 on:** February 27, 2014, 10:10:15 am »

Quote from: JB1969 on February 25, 2014, 06:45:34 pm

He is trying to break free from all that fake tan

Oh dear, when those babies blow I don't want to be anywhere near 'em.

webpunter · « **Reply #1993 on:** February 27, 2014, 11:38:12 am »

Quote from: JB1969 on February 25, 2014, 06:45:34 pm

He is trying to break free from all that fake tan

Very clever - needed to think for 0.5sec to get the pun !
If escorting doesn't work out for her then she could consider an alternative career
Scaring the birds off the runways @ one of the airports maybe ?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1994 on:** February 28, 2014, 10:58:01 am »

cringe
curl up and die

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vorian · « **Reply #1995 on:** February 28, 2014, 10:59:54 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 28, 2014, 10:58:01 am

cringe
curl up and die

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I would have said a revenge profile, but it is part of a group, rather odd

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1996 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:02:35 am »

Quote from: vorian on February 28, 2014, 10:59:54 am

I would have said a revenge profile, but it is part of a group, rather odd

here is a revenge profile or excessive naiveté, one piggy who will soon end up as bacon,

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Tony Montana · « **Reply #1997 on:** February 28, 2014, 11:07:22 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 28, 2014, 11:02:35 am

here is a revenge profile or excessive naiveté, one piggy who will soon end up as bacon,

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£5 for 1 hour... but still shit value.

jsparky · « **Reply #1998 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:29:58 pm »

Here you go, another BW(as in BIG WOMAN) who doesn't know what grotesque is...

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1999 on:** March 01, 2014, 03:40:44 pm »

Quote from: jsparky on March 01, 2014, 03:29:58 pm

Here you go, another BW(as in BIG WOMAN) who doesn't know what grotesque is...

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Her pussy looks like an alien's brain.

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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867359 times)

SirPhilipXX

Rochdull lad

Sailormack

like_mature

like_mature

Roland D Hay

vorian

Riot Doll

JB1969

JB1969

vorian

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