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JB1969

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I saw her in a video with Omar, that must have been 10 years ago. Far from the worst pictures though.

Nah, not for me she looks washed up.

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Her entire profile and gallery is a horror show:

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Only £130 an hour!

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And £40.00 extra for BB! But she only sees "White English Males" - wot, no Jocks?? Boo hoo  :D

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Her entire profile and gallery is a horror show:

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Only £130 an hour!
I think she is in this thread somewhere already.

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Apparently 34 is Sweet Curves age  :scare: and she's a £80 anal lover with 887 photos in her PG .


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Her entire profile and gallery is a horror show:

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Only £130 an hour!

Haha she starts her profile as "Dirty Little Minx". A bit of an oxymoron don't you think?

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legs even larger than tree trunks, if more of her was shown she might be one of the winners.

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legs even larger than tree trunks, if more of her was shown she might be one of the winners.
When she opens her legs you could shout timber. I think there is a market for ladies this size, the irony is it's probably a very small one.

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legs even larger than tree trunks, if more of her was shown she might be one of the winners.
No feedback, presumably because there have been no survivors

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legs even larger than tree trunks, if more of her was shown she might be one of the winners.

Think you could be right about a potential winner
Deffo top 10 as far as i can recall on this ever expanding post

31stone / 430 lbs - at the top of the profile.  Truly frightening
Top of her enjoys list is 'face sitting'
Surely this can't be safe - how would you breathe ?
Also she must have to do it on the floor - any bed would be a gonner
Can you even imagine shagging that with her on top
The bed caves in & you're tangled up in the wreckage with that on top
You'd be right royally fucked

Just a thought - if any UKP member has a spare / unused AW profile [not their main one] then maybe he could message her via AW & write something like

"hi - pictures on your profile are a bit thin on the ground.  Just thought that i'd let you know that there is a 'worst escort picture challenge' on the UKP platform.  General consensus is that we could have a potential winner in you.  If you could possibly add more photos - please - then we can assess properly.  If you win then you can then add this to your profile on AW.  Please refer website for general t&c's.  Winner will be notified in 30 days"

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legs even larger than tree trunks, if more of her was shown she might be one of the winners.

WOW!!! BBWRuby (largest escort in UK) might have some serious competition in a few years time!

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Apparently 34 is Sweet Curves age  :scare: and she's a £80 anal lover with 887 photos in her PG .


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34, my fat arse!! More like 54! SHe - and the pic - is good for a 54 year old.

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Think you could be right about a potential winner
Deffo top 10 as far as i can recall on this ever expanding post

31stone / 430 lbs - at the top of the profile.  Truly frightening
Top of her enjoys list is 'face sitting'
Surely this can't be safe - how would you breathe ?
Also she must have to do it on the floor - any bed would be a gonner
Can you even imagine shagging that with her on top
The bed caves in & you're tangled up in the wreckage with that on top
You'd be right royally fucked

Just a thought - if any UKP member has a spare / unused AW profile [not their main one] then maybe he could message her via AW & write something like

"hi - pictures on your profile are a bit thin on the ground.  Just thought that i'd let you know that there is a 'worst escort picture challenge' on the UKP platform.  General consensus is that we could have a potential winner in you.  If you could possibly add more photos - please - then we can assess properly.  If you win then you can then add this to your profile on AW.  Please refer website for general t&c's.  Winner will be notified in 30 days"

Can't see how this is a potential winner for the "Worst Escort Picture". All the reasons you give have nothing to do with her pic, just her size. There's been MUCH worse pics on this thread from smaller ladies.



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My mother used to tell me when I was a child that monsters did not exist.
Seems that she lied. :vomit:

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They just keep coming:  External Link/Members Only

Feedback please!   :sarcastic:

Sorry, would have posted this sooner, but I couldn't stop wanking :lol:

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Not quite up to the recent high standard of posts [well low i suppose to be correct]
But considered still worthy of a mention - the general thought of a rota-keg springs to mind

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And 15 mins for a bargain pony
On balance think i'll spend the same topping up my punting mobile instead

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This is more like it
Rather feeble recent post - apologies
This one is more like it:

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The stats are:  78 - 60 - 88
And NOT cm
We may have a winner - hopefully i'm the 1st to spot this one

SirPhilipXX

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And a bargain at only £350 per hour outcall. Must be charging by the kilo.

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This is more like it
Rather feeble recent post - apologies
This one is more like it:

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The stats are:  78 - 60 - 88
And NOT cm
We may have a winner - hopefully i'm the 1st to spot this one

You're not. Third or fourth time on this thread. Largest UK escort. Weighs about 40 stone.

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I wouldn't want a night out with this one:
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there are two ladies in the photo, so you would like a night out with the other one?


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I am glad I do not live up there

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I am glad I do not live up there

Looking at her AW profile header:  "i am very open to trying new things and nothing is out of the question"

Why not go swimming off the coast locally & see if you can get harpooned ?

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You're not. Third or fourth time on this thread. Largest UK escort. Weighs about 40 stone.

Bollocks - thought i had found something worthy & original !
Thanks for picking me up on this
Hopefully some UKP members will have had the 'pleasure' of seeing the link, presuming they had missed this before

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No doubt you will pick me up on this if not allowable !

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I'm adding this rot box she looks disgusting I wouldn't even fuck her with a rented dick.

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I'm adding this rot box she looks disgusting I wouldn't even fuck her with a rented dick.

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They are shit amateur pictures but she doesn't look that bad. Better pictures would do wonders for her.

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She looks like a dirty junkie I wouldn't give her one pound twenty an hour never mind £120.

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She looks like a dirty junkie I wouldn't give her one pound twenty an hour never mind £120.

I'd pay 120 quid not to have to shag her for an hour
I can see a new side thread developing maybe along this line maybe
"How much would you pay NOT to have to shag 'XYZ' & does the amount increase with time ?"
However i don't want to detract from this superb & ever expanding topic

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They are shit amateur pictures but she doesn't look that bad. Better pictures would do wonders for her.

That's the point of the thread! :thumbsup: "Worst Escort Picture Challenge" - if Kelly Brook/Pamela Anderson/Shakira/god I can't remember any other names right now started escorting but the pics were crapola, they would qualify to be included in this thread.

'Shit amateur pics'/'better pics would do wonders' are the cornerstone of this thread :hi:

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Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

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Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

Should be "Anal (at discretion)" - you're going to need at least an 8" dick to get in there ...

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Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

hey now, she has not done her makeup yet !!!!

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Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

read the thread before posting, she is on the thread already, I think I unkindly wrote something about you should not throw your granny off a bus.

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Damn sorry HP.
I thought she may have been, but then didn't have time to read back.
My apologies.

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Surely this profile was created just to be posted here?

I see that she has a uploaded a verification photo but has chosen to hide it from view.

One must assume that it is not as flattering as her profile photo. :D

 


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Thanks a lot - will be having nightmares now
Think a few of the X & Y chromosomes are mixed up


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this lady has been on before but now there is a second photo which surpasses the first one.

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this lady has been on before but now there is a second photo which surpasses the first one.

 :vomit: that is just horrid why would anyone pay to try and fuck that.

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:vomit: that is just horrid why would anyone pay to try and fuck that.
After emptying 2 tonnes of flour over that to find the right fold you would be too fucked to do anything, let alone fuck it.

Yuck

cornbeefinspector

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After emptying 2 tonnes of flour over that to find the right fold you would be too fucked to do anything, let alone fuck it.

Yuck

shes only £100 per hour. Lets hope jimmy doesnt tell her to put her fees up  :vomit:

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Very strange..who was saying MILF's always dress slutty??