Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867389 times)

dandaley · « **Reply #1850 on:** February 03, 2014, 06:39:37 pm »

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The worst boob job:
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well rough, give me real anytime

webpunter · « **Reply #1851 on:** February 03, 2014, 09:20:49 pm »

These two munters arrived like buses, none for a while [thankfully] then two at the same time
Referring to buses they look like the back end of one too

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billyjo · « **Reply #1852 on:** February 03, 2014, 09:38:31 pm »

One for HorizontalPleasures, £50 hour.

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Shy-boy · « **Reply #1853 on:** February 03, 2014, 09:43:54 pm »

Quote from: billyjo on February 03, 2014, 09:38:31 pm

One for HorizontalPleasures, £50 hour.

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that second picture is fucking hilarious

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1854 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:01:03 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on February 03, 2014, 09:20:49 pm

These two munters arrived like buses, none for a while [thankfully] then two at the same time
Referring to buses they look like the back end of one too

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I think this one has a pretty face
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1855 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:02:22 pm »

Quote from: billyjo on February 03, 2014, 09:38:31 pm

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too much even for me I think and thankfully too far away, nice try.

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1856 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:31:10 pm »

Quote from: Shy-boy on February 03, 2014, 09:43:54 pm

that second picture is fucking hilarious

Reminds me of that big toad character in the Aardman film 'Flushed Away'

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1857 on:** February 04, 2014, 01:35:23 am »

Who wants a go on her beast?:
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1858 on:** February 04, 2014, 11:52:17 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 04, 2014, 01:35:23 am

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hmm
the picture is there but the profile is gone?

MangoPudding · « **Reply #1859 on:** February 04, 2014, 03:40:53 pm »

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Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her

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Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1860 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:27:03 pm »

Quote from: MangoPudding on February 04, 2014, 03:40:53 pm

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Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her ?

Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!

Is she really the worst you can find? Not that pretty agreed, but she's English, her body's fine, and she comes across as a dirty little whore who will do just about anything for less than £100 /hr - so not much to complain about there, surely?

like_mature · « **Reply #1861 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:20:33 pm »

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Hard to resist !!!

like_mature · « **Reply #1862 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:23:14 pm »

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Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!

like_mature · « **Reply #1863 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:31:13 pm »

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If thats her best picture I would hate to see her worse !!

MangoPudding · « **Reply #1864 on:** February 04, 2014, 08:54:32 pm »

Quote from: SirPhilipXX on February 04, 2014, 04:27:03 pm

Is she really the worst you can find? Not that pretty agreed, but she's English, her body's fine, and she comes across as a dirty little whore who will do just about anything for less than £100 /hr - so not much to complain about there, surely?

I understand what you're saying. She may not be the worse but when I go punting, I would rather pay a WG who looks a lot better than the person I mentioned!

It's best if we agree to disagree

KentAde · « **Reply #1865 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:04:23 pm »

Quote from: billyjo on February 03, 2014, 09:38:31 pm

One for HorizontalPleasures, £50 hour.

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That is just fucking gross

No wonder she advertises bareback.....any excuse to get a fuck....

GrumpyoldGit · « **Reply #1866 on:** February 04, 2014, 09:07:45 pm »

You just could not even think about that one. Even if you were pissed out of your tree.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1867 on:** February 04, 2014, 10:55:11 pm »

Quote from: MangoPudding on February 04, 2014, 03:40:53 pm

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Not sure if anyone has posted this WG's profile... I'll post it anyway

Who would tap her ?

Funnily enough, I've seen her out and about and she's even worse in real life, even though her profile picture is already quite poor... she asked whether I had a lighter the other day!

Banging body, looks a bit like Helena Bonham Carter. Yes I would bang her.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1868 on:** February 05, 2014, 04:59:11 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 04, 2014, 10:55:11 pm

Banging body, looks a bit like Helena Bonham Carter. Yes I would bang her.

That's why god invented doggy and reverse cowgirl. Missionary, not so much.

Victor7522 · « **Reply #1869 on:** February 05, 2014, 06:20:50 am »

Quote from: like_mature on February 04, 2014, 05:23:14 pm

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Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!

I certainly wouldn't have a problem seeing her - pity she's too far away.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1870 on:** February 05, 2014, 06:24:52 am »

Quote from: Victor7522 on February 05, 2014, 06:20:50 am

I certainly wouldn't have a problem seeing her - pity she's too far away.

Hope she lubes her chin before she deepthroats, that chin would give you a buttfucking that would feel like a shrek fisting, by the looks of it.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1871 on:** February 05, 2014, 01:22:24 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on February 04, 2014, 05:23:14 pm

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Nice body but the face seems far to long....sometimes life isn't fair!!! Cracking body finished off with Jimmy Hill's chin !!

Something to rest your bollocks on.

Johny Stone · « **Reply #1872 on:** February 05, 2014, 11:06:50 pm »

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looks very fresh

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1873 on:** February 05, 2014, 11:33:28 pm »

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looks very fresh

She's also tanned all over from visiting a nudist beach, that's one beach to avoid.

webpunter · « **Reply #1874 on:** February 06, 2014, 01:08:26 pm »

Doubt very much if 'it' goes even near a beach / the sea
Too much risk of being harpooned by a passing whale hunting vessel

They just keep on coming
New profiles of munters coming through used to bore me with opening & thinking WTF and then having to delete
All changed since the worst escort pic challenge which just keeps running & running
Here's the latest instalment - "Jemma Jugs":

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If she sat on your face then you would not be hearing the stereo
Breathing could be a major concern

punk · « **Reply #1875 on:** February 06, 2014, 03:12:04 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on February 04, 2014, 09:04:23 pm

That is just fucking gross No wonder she advertises bareback.....any excuse to get a fuck....

are you all sure its not a bloke with huge man tits?

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #1876 on:** February 06, 2014, 04:10:52 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 05, 2014, 11:33:28 pm

She's also tanned all over from visiting a nudist beach, that's one beach to avoid.

Perhaps she should re-name her profile Channel, as in Channel Tunnel?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1877 on:** February 06, 2014, 05:22:42 pm »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1878 on:** February 06, 2014, 05:48:30 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 06, 2014, 05:22:42 pm

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I've heard it called a beaver before, but that is more like a hedgehog.

webpunter · « **Reply #1879 on:** February 06, 2014, 06:40:27 pm »

My post earlier earlier today re Jemma Jugs refers
Sorry not sure how to cut & paste this in yet [tips / guidance welcome]
Her profile has already disappeared
Thank fuck for that

I'm wondering if JJ or her pimp is cross checking UKP to see if any uptake
And finding out that yes indeed there is - on TWEPC !
Hardly an accolade to be proud of. Hence swift removal
Either that, or:

1 - its just a profile for a joke or to test the water, or
2 - AW have decided to moderate & thought "fuck - she's just too ugly to grace our internet pages"

Mounteverest · « **Reply #1880 on:** February 06, 2014, 11:23:33 pm »

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fill your boots

webpunter · « **Reply #1881 on:** February 07, 2014, 12:16:19 am »

One of the best yet
I would suggest a glory-hole as her best 'route to market'
However - not convinced that she could get her head close enough to the wall / door

Question to all - just how high will this one go in terms of pages ?
I reck it'll just keep running as more 'munters' come on the scene / get found out hiding in the back-waters of the UK & AW. Can't exactly see one being present in Kensington for example. Maybe some in-breeding to produce a throw-back like that ? Surely ? I might have to start a new thread something like 'the munter capital of the UK'. Must have been on before. But i don't want to do anything that might diminish from this excellent topic continuing. So replies on this one please if ok with 'all': there is a thread re punting capital of the UK. Prime hotspots. Must be the reverse too. There will be hotties & munters everywhere. Just depends if any regional variations in the %'s. I'll start on the reverse end - munter central. Norfolk ?

CatBBW · « **Reply #1882 on:** February 07, 2014, 03:30:40 am »

Quote from: Mounteverest on February 06, 2014, 11:23:33 pm

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fill your boots

Probably the fourth time this has been posted.

sumofallparts · « **Reply #1883 on:** February 07, 2014, 01:44:23 pm »

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Probably the fourth time this has been posted.

And it gets worse every time.
Truly revolting.

punk · « **Reply #1884 on:** February 07, 2014, 03:40:38 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 06, 2014, 05:22:42 pm

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looks like her pussy has had a fill.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1885 on:** February 07, 2014, 04:07:57 pm »

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looks like her pussy has had a fill.

It looks like when I sealed my windows

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CatBBW · « **Reply #1886 on:** February 07, 2014, 04:26:17 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 06, 2014, 05:22:42 pm

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SHe should be posted on the "big booty" thread.

J_H · « **Reply #1887 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:35:20 pm »

Couldn't resist making a contribution to this one. Dont know how to post a link but it's:

Adultwork Madmel69

She says: ‘Love sucking a shit covered cock after it’s been ramming my arsehole’.

How quaint!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1888 on:** February 07, 2014, 08:52:55 pm »

Quote from: J_H on February 07, 2014, 08:35:20 pm

Couldn't resist making a contribution to this one. Dont know how to post a link but it's:
Adultwork Madmel69
She says: ‘Love sucking a shit covered cock after it’s been ramming my arsehole’.
How quaint!

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SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1889 on:** February 07, 2014, 09:14:02 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 07, 2014, 08:52:55 pm

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A truly disgusting shitty skank.

Her directcam feedback seems to be from a female:

Sir your cock is a nice view. I recommend you! Highly recommended girls! x please return feedback x

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1890 on:** February 07, 2014, 10:52:51 pm »

And speaking of shitty skanks I'm pretty sure this one is showing a brown shit stained arse on her main profile pic.

Let's hope she soon discovers these...
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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1891 on:** February 07, 2014, 11:26:08 pm »

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And speaking of shitty skanks I'm pretty sure this one is showing a brown shit stained arse on her main profile pic.

Let's hope she soon discovers these...
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Nah, I just think she needs anal bleaching. Saggy tits for a 21-year-old.

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1892 on:** February 07, 2014, 11:38:37 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 07, 2014, 11:26:08 pm

Nah, I just think she needs anal bleaching.

Yes but only to bleach the shit stains off. I enjoy a bit of rimming but I'd get whiplash recoiling from that shitty ringbit!

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1893 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:25:24 am »

Quote from: Ali Katt on February 07, 2014, 11:26:08 pm

Nah, I just think she needs anal bleaching. Saggy tits for a 21-year-old.

£50 / hr for bareback? hidden ratings? No thank you

like_mature · « **Reply #1894 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:40:58 am »

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Anyone for dog walking???

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1895 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:42:37 am »

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Anyone for dog walking???

It will take several weeks to wash my mind of that horrible image!

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1896 on:** February 08, 2014, 01:58:15 pm »

WTF? Only Jimmy Saville would find her dress "sense" attractive.
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J_H · « **Reply #1897 on:** February 08, 2014, 03:01:05 pm »

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Looks like the aftermath of a car crash! Ok, a bus crash.

AW Glasgow, BBW Ruby. Described as biggest escort in UK, 92 in ass, 39 stone!

But, hey - 22 reviews all positive! Pass me the si... too late, baaaaaaaaaaarrf!

JB1969 · « **Reply #1898 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:12:30 pm »

Noticed this one whilst trawling for a punt next week...

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More like a washed up porn star

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1899 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:15:26 pm »

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More like a washed up porn star

I saw her in a video with Omar, that must have been 10 years ago. Far from the worst pictures though.

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