Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867421 times)

dandaley · « **Reply #1800 on:** January 28, 2014, 06:21:49 pm »

Quote from: vorian on January 25, 2014, 07:59:24 pm

God damn it no warning WTF, nothing at all. That must be classed as "excessive abuse" to other members. I'm sorry but you leave me no choice but report you to the mods.

jeez who would go there !

punk · « **Reply #1801 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:11:48 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on January 28, 2014, 06:21:49 pm

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jeez who would go there !

HP would i'm sure he give her a positive vote, though he did not like the pimply bum.

csmith · « **Reply #1802 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:32:18 pm »

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myothernameis · « **Reply #1803 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:40:48 pm »

Quote from: csmith on January 28, 2014, 07:32:18 pm

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she kind of looks like a guy, and she doesn't normally do bareback, but for an extras £20 she will

vorian · « **Reply #1804 on:** January 28, 2014, 08:23:17 pm »

Quote from: csmith on January 28, 2014, 07:32:18 pm

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NOOOOOOOOOO,

Please can we come to a gentlemen's agreement for some sort of warning on this thread, along the lines of "Opening this link may seriously damage your sex drive" anyone worried about popping too soon just needs to visualise the pictures on here

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1805 on:** January 28, 2014, 10:13:44 pm »

Roadkill beaver and some shit tatts on the hand:
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1806 on:** January 29, 2014, 10:27:32 am »

Quote from: punk on January 28, 2014, 07:11:48 pm

HP would i'm sure he give her a positive vote, though he did not like the pimply bum.

I visited her a while ago before UKP and she did not have pimples then. I like broad hips and large bums!

punk · « **Reply #1807 on:** January 29, 2014, 02:01:07 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 29, 2014, 10:27:32 am

I visited her a while ago before UKP and she did not have pimples then. I like broad hips and large bums!

thanks.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1808 on:** January 29, 2014, 07:07:36 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on January 28, 2014, 10:13:44 pm

Roadkill beaver and some shit tatts on the hand:
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If the pussy pic were black and white, I would have thought it was another dead chupacabra find.

Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1809 on:** January 30, 2014, 11:33:37 pm »

Not one but two, these lovelies come as a duo

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Daffodil · « **Reply #1810 on:** January 31, 2014, 09:44:23 am »

Quote from: vorian on January 28, 2014, 08:23:17 pm

NOOOOOOOOOO,

Please can we come to a gentlemen's agreement for some sort of warning on this thread, along the lines of "Opening this link may seriously damage your sex drive" anyone worried about popping too soon just needs to visualise the pictures on here

Erm, the warning might be in the title of the thread

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1811 on:** January 31, 2014, 10:22:02 am »

Quote from: Roland D Hay on January 30, 2014, 11:33:37 pm

Not one but two, these lovelies come as a duo

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Here is the real link:
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Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1812 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:02:36 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 10:22:02 am

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I just inserted the picture. Didn't think anyone would be wanting to track them down

Taggart · « **Reply #1813 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:07:00 am »

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Now you know why I whinge about Lincolnshire.
Not quite the honey I had in mind.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1814 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:05:51 pm »

Quote from: Roland D Hay on January 31, 2014, 11:02:36 am

I just inserted the picture. Didn't think anyone would be wanting to track them down

Not hard to track down. Follow the massive paw prints and chocolate trail.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1815 on:** January 31, 2014, 01:15:47 pm »

Quote from: Taggart on January 31, 2014, 11:07:00 am

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Now you know why I whinge about Lincolnshire.
Not quite the honey I had in mind.

nice smile, terrific hips.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1816 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:26:32 pm »

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Gynaecology and a Norfolk Broad

Daffodil · « **Reply #1817 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:30:23 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 01:15:47 pm

nice smile, terrific hips.

punk · « **Reply #1818 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:47:30 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 01:15:47 pm

nice smile, terrific hips.

have you par taken in their company?

punk · « **Reply #1819 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:47:56 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 04:26:32 pm

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Gynaecology and a Norfolk Broad

looks like she does bb anal?

webpunter · « **Reply #1820 on:** January 31, 2014, 06:25:51 pm »

Much as this thread is amusing, i feel quite sick looking at the last profile
And BB too - even worse
Imagine a reverse punt [not to be confused with a reverse booking]
How much money would it take to shag that ?
Consider it like a bet
I'd rather declare bankruptcy

Oh & its contains the word that should set alarm bells ringing
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You've got it - BUBBLY
I start laughing whenever i read this
There is a shorter word which is a better description which has 3 letters, begins with an 'F' &....
Who got there 1st ?

JB1969 · « **Reply #1821 on:** January 31, 2014, 06:54:52 pm »

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm External Link/Members Only, maybe her big toe is a size 14 but she is bigger than a 16

punk · « **Reply #1822 on:** January 31, 2014, 06:57:09 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on January 31, 2014, 06:54:52 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm External Link/Members Only, maybe her big toe is a size 14 but she is bigger than a 16

more like 18 plus.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1823 on:** January 31, 2014, 08:30:52 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 04:26:32 pm

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Gynaecology and a Norfolk Broad

Looks like a toothless 100 year old Gorbachev is giving a bj in the second profile pic there.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1824 on:** January 31, 2014, 09:44:46 pm »

Quote from: punk on January 31, 2014, 04:47:30 pm

have you par taken in their company?

no, I just look at the photos, she is unfortunately too far away from me

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1825 on:** January 31, 2014, 09:47:35 pm »

Quote from: JB1969 on January 31, 2014, 06:54:52 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm External Link/Members Only, maybe her big toe is a size 14 but she is bigger than a 16

nice one, look at those boobs and hips. Plenty of good feedback. A bit too professional for me.

punk · « **Reply #1826 on:** January 31, 2014, 09:50:44 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2014, 09:44:46 pm

no, I just look at the photos, she is unfortunately too far away from me

ah ok thought you had done a session with her.

The President · « **Reply #1827 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:08:00 pm »

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1828 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:36:45 pm »

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anyone remember the Mekon?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1829 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:52:58 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 01, 2014, 01:36:45 pm

anyone remember the Mekon?

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I was thinking Gollum from Lord of the Rings, I wouldn't want to get my hands on her precious or be the Lord of her Ring.

dandaley · « **Reply #1830 on:** February 01, 2014, 05:33:25 pm »

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fuck thats weird

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #1831 on:** February 01, 2014, 05:43:06 pm »

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her pussy looks inverted....

myothernameis · « **Reply #1832 on:** February 02, 2014, 06:08:24 am »

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Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1833 on:** February 02, 2014, 06:22:23 am »

Her tits look like they had a stroke and have been in a vegetative state for a decade.

dandaley · « **Reply #1834 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:08:41 am »

shit she seriously needs a breast reduction

Flemstone · « **Reply #1835 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:17:59 am »

Why bother hiding your face when you've got tits like that? I'd recognise her on the street immediately.

CatBBW · « **Reply #1836 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:50:31 pm »

Mystique posts on this forum, I do believe she's seen a couple of members here.

And why does she need a breast reduction? She gets good business, her massive tits are her USP!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1837 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:13:30 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 02, 2014, 01:50:31 pm

Mystique posts on this forum, I do believe she's seen a couple of members here.

and I am proud to have been one of them. A delightful lady with beautiful assets.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1838 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:14:30 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 02, 2014, 01:50:31 pm

And why does she need a breast reduction? She gets good business, her massive tits are her USP!

and she has a lovely belly and hips as well as a great smile.

I am not sure grammatically about breasts as a Unique Selling Point as unique implies just one and she surely has two!

I know you cannot advertise or 'tout' on here Mystique but please send me a PM in advance of your next visit to London.

Corus Boy · « **Reply #1839 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:25:00 pm »

I have to admit that I've clicked on many of these links, looked at the picture in question and then as quickly as possible I look for the location and feel great relief when they are a long distance from me!

dandaley · « **Reply #1840 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:59:07 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 02, 2014, 01:50:31 pm

Mystique posts on this forum, I do believe she's seen a couple of members here.

And why does she need a breast reduction? She gets good business, her massive tits are her USP!

apart from being hideous they are a health risk, neck and back pain, chafing, cancer and heart disease rather like a guy with a huge fat belly so her health should be more important than getting business imo so that is why she should have a reduction

CatBBW · « **Reply #1841 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:37:05 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on February 02, 2014, 05:59:07 pm

apart from being hideous they are a health risk, neck and back pain, chafing, cancer and heart disease

In YOUR opinion.

I have huge natural boobs too (not quite as large as Mystique's!

) and there's NO health risk to having large natural breasts. Not even an increased risk of breast cancer. Granted, neck/back pain can sometimes be a problem for a minority, but generally as long as you get a good bra and stand/sit properly, this isn't an issue.

Quote from: dandaley on February 02, 2014, 05:59:07 pm

rather like a guy with a huge fat belly so her health should be more important than getting business imo so that is why she should have a reduction

Nope. Fat around the belly - like a man with a beer belly - is MUCH more of a health risk than fat on the breasts. When the fat is dangling outside the body in a pair of tits, it's not sitting around the vital organs, as when it does when an apple-shaped person has a massive gut.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1842 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:44:28 pm »

You are getting confused between subcutaneous and visceral fat. Having a belly or not isn't the same as fat around organs. Inactive skinny people often have high levels of visceral fat levels. No belly, but plenty of fat surrounding the organs. Bigger health risk. Very large breasts do greatly increase incidence of neck and back pain. It's terrible for the lumbar vertebrae. Mass held in that location exerts seven times it's mass in force on the lumbar vertebrae.

Just some facts there. None of what I have written is opinion.

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1843 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:47:37 pm »

Quote from: dandaley on February 02, 2014, 10:08:41 am

shit she seriously needs a breast reduction

Then she'd simply be a very fat minger with smaller boobs. Can't see the point really.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1844 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:51:49 pm »

Quote from: Catherine The Great on February 02, 2014, 10:37:05 pm

In YOUR opinion.

I have huge natural boobs too (not quite as large as Mystique's! ) and there's NO health risk to having large natural breasts. Not even an increased risk of breast cancer. Granted, neck/back pain can sometimes be a problem for a minority, but generally as long as you get a good bra and stand/sit properly, this isn't an issue.

Nope. Fat around the belly - like a man with a beer belly - is MUCH more of a health risk than fat on the breasts. When the fat is dangling outside the body in a pair of tits, it's not sitting around the vital organs, as when it does when an apple-shaped person has a massive gut.

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I agree with Great Catherine here both with her healthy ideas and her lovely body. HP

dandaley · « **Reply #1845 on:** February 03, 2014, 07:32:09 am »

Quote from: SirPhilipXX on February 02, 2014, 10:47:37 pm

Then she'd simply be a very fat minger with smaller boobs. Can't see the point really.

true but I meant for health and comfort as those things are weighing her down and even though she is huge they are still out of proportion, and its very unhealthy to have breasts that size ffs just google it, in fact ANY fat to that extent is unhealthy in anyone its just common sense really jeez

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1846 on:** February 03, 2014, 08:44:18 am »

I think that this forum is not about common sense but it is about lust.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1847 on:** February 03, 2014, 08:54:01 am »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1848 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:01:24 pm »

The worst boob job:
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dandaley · « **Reply #1849 on:** February 03, 2014, 06:38:33 pm »

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mmm neither profile is now active, maybe they are too ill from obesity ?

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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867421 times)

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