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Roland D Hay · « **Reply #1750 on:** January 22, 2014, 07:53:05 pm »

Yes but I bet she's lovely and comfortable to lay on.

magpiejon · « **Reply #1751 on:** January 22, 2014, 07:56:34 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 22, 2014, 07:01:30 pm

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now who is the winner? Look at all three photos.

She's even got movies. Anal play going in dry sounds good

Gordo987 · « **Reply #1752 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:40:31 pm »

Beat this ...

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"If you can find a hole you can fuck it"

KentAde · « **Reply #1753 on:** January 22, 2014, 08:44:41 pm »

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Beat this ...

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"If you can find a hole you can fuck it"

Fuck me that's vile.....but have you checked out the size of her fanny in her Gallery pic?!

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1754 on:** January 22, 2014, 09:23:12 pm »

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same person in both

Question: what does this monster's profile have in common with the profile of this girl, featured on the current 'prettiest girl on Adultwork' thread:
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Answer: their hourly incall rates are identical!

Tough choice.... really tough

Taggart · « **Reply #1755 on:** January 22, 2014, 09:31:15 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on January 22, 2014, 08:44:41 pm

Fuck me that's vile.....but have you checked out the size of her fanny in her Gallery pic?!

Rumour has it she's one of the forms of torture used by the North Korea authorities!
Mind you, you'd need to tie a plank to your arse so as to stop you falling in.

Each to their own, but I'd seriously ask how many would and why.

sumofallparts · « **Reply #1756 on:** January 24, 2014, 02:10:10 pm »

I never knew there were so many munters trying to earn a living from their absolutely hideous and grotesque bodies.

I would be physically and violently ill if i had to go near most of these, the fact that some men pay to fuck them is totally beyond me.

This world be more fucked up that i thought !

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 24, 2014, 02:31:40 pm »

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Sweet Jesus....look at the bdsm pic. I was going to punt today. My pleasure measure has now gone on strike...won't perform after seeing the pics on this thread. My banker thanks you. My cock is depressed.

rudolph hucker · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 24, 2014, 03:21:14 pm »

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Sweet Jesus....look at the bdsm pic. I was going to punt today. My pleasure measure has now gone on strike...won't perform after seeing the pics on this thread. My banker thanks you. My cock is depressed.

'.....whatchoo talkin' about Willis......?'

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 24, 2014, 06:19:06 pm »

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Enjoy.....

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 24, 2014, 06:50:16 pm »

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Enjoy....

fucking hell....please welcome cellulite sally!

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 24, 2014, 07:20:30 pm »

If my ballsack is as saggy as her butt when I am 90, even on a hot day, I will strap them to my thigh. Shamefully. It would be like poking a cement mixer filled with cottage cheese...look at that...

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 24, 2014, 07:36:59 pm »

If gollum escorted:

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CatBBW · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 24, 2014, 09:13:57 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 24, 2014, 07:36:59 pm

If gollum escorted:

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I can't see what's wrong here - looks like one Steve would have as POTD

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 24, 2014, 09:49:28 pm »

She's either the shortest person on aw and has a slightly large head, or she's normal size with a head bigger than the millennium dome. and what are those butt implants? They look like her arse is having two severe but localised and symmetrical reactions to a tiger bite in the middle. I am not convinced she was born a she. Preciousssss.....no chance I'd go near her ring.

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 25, 2014, 12:08:12 am »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 24, 2014, 07:36:59 pm

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I would imagine you would see this most nights out on Tyneside.

Madone1 · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 25, 2014, 01:42:26 am »

That is one hell of a Mellon on top of her body I mean Christ her head is huge

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 25, 2014, 04:30:00 am »

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:26:44 am »

Quote from: SirPhilipXX on January 22, 2014, 09:23:12 pm

Question: what does this monster's profile have in common with the profile of this girl, featured on the current 'prettiest girl on Adultwork' thread:
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Answer: their hourly incall rates are identical!

Tough choice.... really tough

indeed tough choice, I prefer cushions to stick insects

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:30:10 am »

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I have seen her a few times before UKP. Lovely lady. I am sure she did not have pimples then.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 25, 2014, 02:30:11 pm »

Butthole bigger than my fist, and her pink silo looks like Homer Simpson's mouth stuffed with 10lbs of offal. That's what I see in the pic. Whatever she is really like, you must admit that her pics are highly unflattering...right?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:51:50 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 25, 2014, 02:30:11 pm

Butthole bigger than my fist, and her pink silo looks like Homer Simpson's mouth stuffed with 10lbs of offal. That's what I see in the pic. Whatever she is really like, you must admit that her pics are highly unflattering...right?

I admit nothing, I like a large behind and I like the view. She is not huge, just size 14 -16,

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 25, 2014, 03:54:02 pm »

No probs, it wasn't a dig at you.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:00:44 pm »

Least useful picture ever:

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vorian · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:08:22 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 25, 2014, 07:00:44 pm

Least useful picture ever:

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What a truly dreadful profile.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:12:19 pm »

Toft?

vorian · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:17:38 pm »

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Toft?

Call me Mr Picky but I think I'll give it a miss.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:43:34 pm »

Your problem is your attitude. You are too picky. What do you want? To know what she looks like? Good luck with that.

vorian · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:46:42 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 25, 2014, 07:43:34 pm

Your problem is your attitude. You are too picky. What do you want? To know what she looks like? Good luck with that.

Your right of course after all she is "enigmatic", surely that would be enough for anyone.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:49:55 pm »

I looked up enigmatic in the urban dictionary. It means " shittest camera phone picture ever". Fact.

People took better pictures during battles in the American civil war.

vorian · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:51:12 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 25, 2014, 07:49:55 pm

I looked up enigmatic in the urban dictionary. It means " shittest camera phone picture ever". Fact.

People took better pictures during battles in the American civil war.

The glass of wine on the floor sold her to me "Classy"

JB1969 · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:53:12 pm »

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OMG!!!! WTF!!! I am going to need counselling for the next few years thanks for that!

vorian · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 25, 2014, 07:59:24 pm »

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God damn it no warning WTF, nothing at all. That must be classed as "excessive abuse" to other members. I'm sorry but you leave me no choice but report you to the mods.

SirPhilipXX · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 26, 2014, 09:32:02 pm »

Quote from: vorian on January 25, 2014, 07:08:22 pm

What a truly dreadful profile.

It must have been bad, it's disappeared already

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 26, 2014, 09:57:00 pm »

We have a winner (wiener)

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vorian · « **Reply #1785 on:** January 26, 2014, 10:02:47 pm »

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WTF, I like to read but that was, well overwhelming to say the least. Can't knock his feedback though. I for once am speechless.

punk · « **Reply #1786 on:** January 26, 2014, 10:14:35 pm »

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We have a winner (wiener)

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does his imman know he's doing this?

punk · « **Reply #1787 on:** January 26, 2014, 10:17:05 pm »

Quote from: vorian on January 26, 2014, 10:02:47 pm

WTF, I like to read but that was, well overwhelming to say the least. Can't knock his feedback though. I for once am speechless.

strangely most are now inactive

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1788 on:** January 26, 2014, 10:21:57 pm »

I think it's the funniest profile ever. A funny prank would be to email him from a fake account for a wg asking to do shared content, and give him the number of a moody wg to call you back on....or ask him to talk dirty and call the number. Or sending him an address and a kinky dress code for a bdsm party, but send him the address to a Conservative party event.

I stress that I would never do it, and am not suggesting anyone does. I'm just kidding.

webpunter · « **Reply #1789 on:** January 26, 2014, 11:51:36 pm »

A new member [sorry i meant to write MUNTER] has just popped up [don't you just love new member alert ? Just once in a while a 'hottie' arrives]

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This is on alert - the authenticity / legitimacy being called into question

Imagine if she was using a photo of a better looking friend - so as not to be miles away in the looks dept

The one smiling on the bed has made me feel quite sick. In-fact they all do. Nice beer belly. Was about to knock-one-out before going to sleep. I will now have to dispel the image from my mind. Fuck it - i'll carry on doing my tax return instead !

Maybe a glory-hole might be her best career route

punk · « **Reply #1790 on:** January 26, 2014, 11:54:09 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 26, 2014, 11:51:36 pm

A new member [sorry i meant to write MUNTER] has just popped up [don't you just love new member alert ? Just once in a while a 'hottie' arrives]

Well NOT this one: External Link/Members Only

This is on alert - the authenticity / legitimacy being called into question

Imagine if she was using a photo of a better looking friend - so as not to be miles away in the looks dept

The one smiling on the bed has made me feel quite sick. In-fact they all do. Nice beer belly. Was about to knock-one-out before going to sleep. I will now have to dispel the image from my mind. Fuck it - i'll carry on doing my tax return instead !

Maybe a glory-hole might be her best career route

she'd do alright if you could knock her for a pony

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1791 on:** January 27, 2014, 09:37:17 am »

Quote from: webpunter on January 26, 2014, 11:51:36 pm

A new member [sorry i meant to write MUNTER] has just popped up [don't you just love new member alert ? Just once in a while a 'hottie' arrives]

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gone already

gemsdiamond · « **Reply #1792 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:40:08 pm »

I don't know how u can criticise this woman! I have seen most in London and including her and she has a fantastic body and is worth contacting.

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vorian · « **Reply #1793 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:43:54 pm »

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I don't know how u can criticise this woman! I have seen most in London and including her and she has a fantastic body and is worth contacting.

Fuck the one on the left looks like a bloke

punk · « **Reply #1794 on:** January 28, 2014, 03:21:25 pm »

Quote from: vorian on January 28, 2014, 02:43:54 pm

Fuck the one on the left looks like a bloke

so does the one on the right.

vorian · « **Reply #1795 on:** January 28, 2014, 03:22:30 pm »

Quote from: punk on January 28, 2014, 03:21:25 pm

so does the one on the right.

I see your point

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1796 on:** January 28, 2014, 04:25:30 pm »

Quote from: gemsdiamond on January 28, 2014, 02:40:08 pm

I don't know how u can criticise this woman! I have seen most in London and including her and she has a fantastic body and is worth contacting.

You sure you out the right link there? As in the one who has a pic of her fucking a coke bottle, a pic of her vaganus with an open sore and covered in some guy's sausage rain? Oh, and her last picture in her front page...looking minging. Seriously, this woman looks like obelix had partial gender reassignment and is going all emo/goth with confusion. What do you find attractive about this Gaul/goth? When I see pics like the spunked-on penis-fly-trap with an open wound, I gag. And I'm not Kirie, so I mean gag as a bad thing. Really bad.

vorian · « **Reply #1797 on:** January 28, 2014, 04:28:10 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on January 28, 2014, 04:25:30 pm

You sure you out the right link there? As in the one who has a pic of her fucking a coke bottle, a pic of her vaganus with an open sore and covered in some guy's sausage rain? Oh, and her last picture in her front page...looking minging. Seriously, this woman looks like obelix had partial gender reassignment and is going all emo/goth with confusion. What do you find attractive about this Gaul/goth? When I see pics like the spunked-on penis-fly-trap with an open wound, I gag. And I'm not Kirie, so I mean gag as a bad thing. Really bad.

It has already been suggested the poster is a troll, he bumped a 2 and half year old thread about Hardsports earlier.

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1798 on:** January 28, 2014, 05:15:24 pm »

Is it possible to be constipated that long?

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #1799 on:** January 28, 2014, 05:16:24 pm »

No wonder he's full of shit. I guess Imodium is his Viagra.

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