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Offline rpg

« Reply #1650 on: December 23, 2013, 09:17:52 pm »
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Take your pick! I nominate pictures 1 and 10 in the gallery.

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« Reply #1651 on: December 23, 2013, 09:53:21 pm »
Dear God, I'm guessing she must have got advice from SAAFE (Probably AMY) in what punters like to see in a profile. Childish text speak, terrible spelling, not logged in for two weeks, truly awful pictures with no effort or thought. Just about ticks all my No, No's on a AW profile. Think I might send a email asking if she drives a car, just to confirm my suspicions. Even the "Mobile Gloryhole" can do a better profile than this.

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« Reply #1652 on: December 24, 2013, 08:52:51 pm »
Quote from: rpg on December 23, 2013, 09:17:52 pm
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Take your pick! I nominate pictures 1 and 10 in the gallery.

I see they're "horny birches". That's good, I just feel like shagging a tree.

Offline punk

« Reply #1653 on: December 24, 2013, 09:34:15 pm »
Quote from: markw on December 24, 2013, 08:52:51 pm
I see they're "horny birches". That's good, I just feel like shagging a tree.

kinky fucking a tree  :D

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« Reply #1654 on: December 27, 2013, 11:35:54 am »
i am kinda speechless on this one...

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Sorry guys no idea how to upload a pix here but the first one in the gallery just screams to me "why"

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1655 on: December 27, 2013, 03:04:10 pm »
Quote from: JB1969 on December 27, 2013, 11:35:54 am
i am kinda speechless on this one...

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Sorry guys no idea how to upload a pix here but the first one in the gallery just screams to me "why"
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same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

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« Reply #1656 on: December 27, 2013, 05:47:19 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2013, 03:04:10 pm
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same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?
Certainly not my idea of fun  :crazy:

Offline punk

« Reply #1657 on: December 27, 2013, 06:01:44 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2013, 03:04:10 pm
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same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

You could always asked

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« Reply #1658 on: December 27, 2013, 08:46:55 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2013, 03:04:10 pm
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same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

Oh, dear; Hp, doesn't this just show the variety of the pastime we all enjoy?

I could no more imagine booking this lady than "walking on the moon", to use one of the late Mrs R L'sfavourite expressions!

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« Reply #1659 on: December 27, 2013, 08:53:56 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 27, 2013, 03:04:10 pm
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same lady alone without husband/pimp
I am sure she would be fun but too far away. How much would it take to have her do a full service?

That second picture, is she badly constipated or something?

Offline rpg

« Reply #1660 on: December 27, 2013, 10:18:02 pm »
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I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1661 on: December 28, 2013, 03:40:16 pm »
Quote from: rpg on December 27, 2013, 10:18:02 pm
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I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

why worry about the mantelpiece when stoking the fire?
Or go doggy.
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« Reply #1662 on: December 28, 2013, 04:08:37 pm »
Quote from: rpg on December 27, 2013, 10:18:02 pm
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I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

 :lol: dididumdidum BatMAN BatMAN BatMAN the emphasis on MAN lol

Offline punk

« Reply #1663 on: December 28, 2013, 05:46:56 pm »
Quote from: rpg on December 27, 2013, 10:18:02 pm
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I once considered seeing this escort. That was before she had face pics!!  :scare:

had you been drink too much? ;)

Offline rpg

« Reply #1664 on: December 28, 2013, 05:58:14 pm »
Quote from: punk on December 28, 2013, 05:46:56 pm
had you been drink too much? ;)

You would think so. No, she used to have very few pics but offered every service I want.

Offline rpg

« Reply #1665 on: December 28, 2013, 05:59:50 pm »
It doesn't prove JRC's strongly held views on no face pics, but it's certainly one up to him.

Offline punk

« Reply #1666 on: December 28, 2013, 06:19:43 pm »
Quote from: rpg on December 28, 2013, 05:58:14 pm
You would think so. No, she used to have very few pics but offered every service I want.

i understand.i some times use to look at services without double checking.

Offline portly

« Reply #1667 on: December 28, 2013, 11:54:43 pm »
Quote from: berksboy on December 08, 2013, 09:53:16 am
    Back in the day i think she would have been hot .

I think you are being unfair about Mercedes. I think she is stunning. I think I would prefer it if she had missed out the implants. It is not so easy to find girls on artwork who are rally slim and stay so.So well done Mercedes. I wish I was near Tamworth.

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« Reply #1668 on: December 29, 2013, 01:58:21 pm »

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« Reply #1669 on: December 29, 2013, 02:11:22 pm »
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its easy to see why someone would look at the picture and think..........'.fuck yes' !!!

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« Reply #1670 on: December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm »
Happy new year HP

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Offline KentAde

« Reply #1671 on: December 29, 2013, 04:09:51 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
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Check out her Blog! Thick bitch can't even punctuate and spell!  :dash:

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« Reply #1672 on: December 29, 2013, 08:45:43 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
Happy new year HP

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SHe says she has 40C breasts ...but....where? :unknown:


I think she must have lost lots of weight.
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1673 on: December 29, 2013, 09:03:40 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
Happy new year HP

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thanks for the thought but her proportions are all in the wrong place

sorry that reads as not very grammatical but you know what I mean I am sure.

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« Reply #1674 on: December 30, 2013, 11:13:40 pm »
Quote from: accylad on February 11, 2013, 05:09:32 pm
There's some photo shopping going on it that one.

Accy

She is in Croydon it seems, anyone got feedback for her other than that her suggestion that she has just arrived is  somewhat suspect ?

DaveMugabe

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« Reply #1675 on: December 30, 2013, 11:20:06 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
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Fucking hell!!

Post a warning first the next time.

Nearly threw up my dinner.

Offline Madone1

« Reply #1676 on: December 31, 2013, 03:40:07 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
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This feedback  :vomit: "Mmmmm finger licking good had a fantastic time will be back for seconds mmm sooo wet x"
 

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« Reply #1677 on: December 31, 2013, 04:12:02 pm »
Quote from: yantob27 on December 27, 2013, 08:53:56 pm
That second picture, is she badly constipated or something?

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SirPhilipXX

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« Reply #1678 on: December 31, 2013, 05:27:54 pm »

Offline KentAde

« Reply #1679 on: December 31, 2013, 09:43:20 pm »
Quote from: accylad on December 31, 2013, 04:12:02 pm
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Isn't that that Johnny poof from X-Factor last year, she is with?

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Offline KentAde

« Reply #1680 on: December 31, 2013, 09:44:20 pm »
Quote from: cherry-delight on December 29, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
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Wouldn't you just love a suck on those tits in Gallery pic 1?!  :vomit:

Offline Madone1

« Reply #1681 on: January 01, 2014, 12:37:05 am »
Quote from: KentAde on December 31, 2013, 09:44:20 pm
Wouldn't you just love a suck on those tits in Gallery pic 1?!  :vomit:
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If I ever get to a stage in my life when that seems like a good punt I'm killing myself  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1682 on: January 01, 2014, 10:33:11 am »
Quote from: KentAde on December 31, 2013, 09:44:20 pm
Wouldn't you just love a suck on those tits in Gallery pic 1?!  :vomit:

it is 1st January not 1st April

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« Reply #1683 on: January 02, 2014, 12:16:23 am »

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« Reply #1684 on: January 02, 2014, 01:46:09 am »
Quote from: RandyF on January 02, 2014, 12:16:23 am
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External Link/Members Only Makes me squirm more, I can't handle that stuff(ram it, bang it, don't hang shit off it) and I dare to call myself 'submissive'.

Tjkooker

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« Reply #1685 on: January 02, 2014, 02:18:55 am »
Thats not submissive. Its just fucking weird.

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« Reply #1686 on: January 02, 2014, 03:06:11 am »
Quote from: hollysbeenabadgirl on January 02, 2014, 01:46:09 am
External Link/Members Only Makes me squirm more, I can't handle that stuff(ram it, bang it, don't hang shit off it) and I dare to call myself 'submissive'.
It looks like she has a two miniature udders down below or upside down rabbit ears.

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« Reply #1687 on: January 02, 2014, 11:24:46 am »
Quote from: Ali Katt on January 02, 2014, 03:06:11 am
It looks like she has a two miniature udders down below or upside down rabbit ears.

Actually if you look at her sideways on it appears she's got a dolphin between her legs. Well, smells like fish anyway, I daresay.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1688 on: January 02, 2014, 03:24:39 pm »
Eeven although I do not eat ice cream I prefer vanilla, a pity as she has a lovely figure that needs some tlc.

Offline Chewey

« Reply #1689 on: January 02, 2014, 11:44:21 pm »
Just found this one my god, put me off my supper, is she for real.

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Offline Madone1

« Reply #1690 on: January 02, 2014, 11:53:27 pm »
Quote from: Chewey on January 02, 2014, 11:44:21 pm
Just found this one my god, put me off my supper, is she for real.

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That is grim is she 46 in dog years.  :vomit:

Offline Chewey

« Reply #1691 on: January 03, 2014, 12:00:51 am »
Quote from: Madone1 on January 02, 2014, 11:53:27 pm

That is grim is she 46 in dog years.  :vomit:

Could well be but I think that's being kind

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Offline BogBog1

« Reply #1692 on: January 03, 2014, 12:00:57 pm »
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Looks like she's about to toss the caber!!!

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« Reply #1693 on: January 03, 2014, 12:10:05 pm »
Quote from: zakkmorrison on January 03, 2014, 12:00:57 pm
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Looks like she's about to toss the caber!!!

....or squeeze out a shite  :(

Offline punk

« Reply #1694 on: January 03, 2014, 01:52:22 pm »
Quote from: Chewey on January 02, 2014, 11:44:21 pm
Just found this one my god, put me off my supper, is she for real.

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where is hp?

JB1969

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« Reply #1695 on: January 03, 2014, 02:56:47 pm »

Offline rnrn636

« Reply #1696 on: January 03, 2014, 03:05:44 pm »


yep. And the tampon

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1697 on: January 03, 2014, 04:09:32 pm »
Just found this one my god, put me off my supper, is she for real.

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Quote from: punk on January 03, 2014, 01:52:22 pm
where is hp?
I shall have an early night
her nether regions look like the inside of my ear.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #1698 on: January 03, 2014, 04:16:57 pm »
Quote from: zakkmorrison on January 03, 2014, 12:00:57 pm
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Looks like she's about to toss the caber!!!

she can toss my caber anytime

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« Reply #1699 on: January 03, 2014, 10:00:12 pm »
!!WARNING!! DO NOT LOOK AT THESE PICTURES IN FULL SCREEN !! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!  :vomit: :vomit:

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