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Offline rnrn636

This is the standard of girls we have around my area to choose from.

I apologise in advance for this  link :vomit:

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This is the standard of girls we have around my area to choose from.

I apologise in advance for this  link :vomit:

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Jesus, £110 per hour - I take it, she pays you?



Offline rnrn636

Jesus christ I have found another contender only minutes after my last one  :vomit:


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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Jesus christ I have found another contender only minutes after my last one  :vomit:


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well the face or arse that launched 1000 ships off Hull and we all fell seasick


Offline KentAde

terrific, too far away from me though

Me to, unfortunately...though would love to have rimmed her!  :D Although probably would have lost my face between her by cheeks!  :scare:

Offline KentAde

Puffy nipples anyone?

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According to her Profile, you can 'cam' in her mouth! ....but I haven't got a video camera?  :dash:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Me to, unfortunately...though would love to have rimmed her!  :D Although probably would have lost my face between her by cheeks!  :scare:
mistake sorry oops
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Me to, unfortunately...though would love to have rimmed her!  :D Although probably would have lost my face between her by cheeks!  :scare:

Hey at last, have we got similar tastes?

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East Riding eh! More like beast riding :vomit:

sorry, but that is a man??? is it?

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This is the standard of girls we have around my area to choose from.

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terrific, too far away from me though

Sorry, Hp; my reaction is more "terrifying"! :scare:

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Looks like the swimming pool scene from the 80s movie Cocoon
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Looks like the swimming pool scene from the 80s movie Cocoon
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except I think they were still alive in that scene weren't they?

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A contender for the worst profile, apparently she's a "blonde bitch" looks like a brunette to me.
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Looks like the swimming pool scene from the 80s movie Cocoon
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"I'm also on the gay site as butchlesbo" Oh yes, that's the moneyshot, as they say. 

James, bring me the elephant gun.


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except I think they were still alive in that scene weren't they?

is that a carrot in her knickers?


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The wonders of make up. It seems to have taken a few years off her generous age of 40, I would have said nearer 50.

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Claims to be 35 but this photo looks like it was taken in 1985 !!!

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what is it with cucumbers, is she advertising being a vegetarian?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Claims to be 35 but this photo looks like it was taken in 1985 !!!

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I wonder if her companion knows he is part of an advertisement for punting? (no show on Google Images)

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Arabic?
She is not wearing her veil.
Is she trying for the Al Quaida punters?

Not horrid like some photos in this thread but sill useless for decision-making and her feedback IS veiled.

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Arabic?
She is not wearing her veil.
Is she trying for the Al Quaida punters?

Not horrid like some photos in this thread but sill useless for decision-making and her feedback IS veiled.

I love the caption 'See more in private gallery' on this:

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She is lying down naked with her pussy open... What more is there to see without a fecking endoscope??

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give a big hand to a newcomer

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Nothing wrong with her pictures...? :unknown:

She is beyond huge! You would need specialist climbing and lifting equipment just to enable sex.

Big is not beautiful.  Its just fat

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Nothing right with them either.    :vomit: :vomit:

She may be massive and not to most people's taste, but her pics are fine. Good lighting, good setting, good variety of costume/clothes. You can see clearly what you're getting - a massive 38+ stone woman.

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Nothing wrong with her?

She need medical attentions not punter's...., I felt sorry for posting her profiles now, her obesity is probably down to genetic/medical condition rather than foods or lifestyles.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I wonder if her companion knows he is part of an advertisement for punting? (no show on Google Images)

I tried to answer your PM but it is saying you have blocked me, no idea why that is because I have never sent you anything abusive.  :unknown:

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Nothing wrong with her?

She need medical attentions not punter's...., I felt sorry for posting her profiles now, her obesity is probably down to genetic/medical condition rather than foods or lifestyles.

Selective reading, eh? I said there's nothing wrong with HER PICTURES. Whether or not you like the look of the escort, this thread is the worst escort PICTURE challenge.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Selective reading, eh? I said there's nothing wrong with HER PICTURES. Whether or not you like the look of the escort, this thread is the worst escort PICTURE challenge.

50 years ago she would have been in a Circus side show, no offence meant.   :hi:

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Selective reading, eh? I said there's nothing wrong with HER PICTURES. Whether or not you like the look of the escort, this thread is the worst escort PICTURE challenge.
The worst picture, looks do come into I'm afraid. Photos with poor lighting, family photos in the background, creampies, clubbing photos or simply because the person pictured is hideous are all valid reasons. The pictures on the BBW profile may be copied from elsewhere, but so far I haven't found anything, but I have some doubts about their authenticity.

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No wonder she has no feedback with that name. Still at least she didn't call herself "curvybeauty".

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She has appeared in a number of locations in the south, last one I remember was Chelmsford She never replied to any emails.

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Pamela specialises in many different massages.

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Sod the massage, I'm going to her for Bareback Anal! God I can't wait....  :vomit:  :diablo: :scare:

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When Pam ticks the enjoys boxes, I believe her. I doubt there is something she won't do.  Thing is I'd probably go have a look if she was cheaper.

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Pamela specialises in many different massages.

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She looks like a white version of Nicki Minaj - Not a compliment.