The worst escort picture challenge

[Rochdull lad]

nice one Cyril. (I was thinking of Cyril Smith)

I know you prefer the, erm, "more comfortable" bedroom companion, hp; but really!!

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I know you prefer the, erm, "more comfortable" bedroom companion, hp; but really!!

yes but look at that smile

[Paulie]

I wonder f this has already been posted:

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I wonder f this has already been posted:

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amazing, rather far for me to go, anyone else game for this (but she may charge too much?)

[markw]

Shall we just rename this thread "HP's hotlist"?

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Shall we just rename this thread "HP's hotlist"?

been there, done that.

[like_mature]

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The Stormtropper looks a better bet !!!!

Lovely 'hips' !!!

[aspire]

another contender....

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another contender....

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contender? She looks lovely, just my type I already 'clocked' her to my hotlist but maybe too far for a lunchbreak from NW London.

[CatBBW]

another contender....

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None of the pics are that bad, at least they're clear and you can see what you're getting, without her laying/standing in weird clothes or poses.

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None of the pics are that bad, at least they're clear and you can see what you're getting, without her laying/standing in weird clothes or poses.

+1

[Tailpipe]

None of the pics are that bad, at least they're clear and you can see what you're getting, without her laying/standing in weird clothes or poses.

Why do I keep doing it , click on those links , felt my balls tighten as I saw the beast in the picture.

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Y U C K
get your sickbag ready.

[Rochdull lad]

O M G; hp; she wants a baby!!

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O M G; hp; she wants a baby!!

I told you to get your sickbag ready.

[Rochdull lad]

Btw; hp, I was checking out London milfs in preparation for my next visit to the Capital, and erm, "came across" [no I didn't; but you might! ] this photograph External Link/Members Only

Over to you, hp!

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[CatBBW]

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Y U C K
get your sickbag ready.

Looks like thrush!

But her text says she wants a baby/cumdump etc, and THEN goes on to say "I do not offer bareback intercourse so please do not ask" AND "Q. Do you offer bareback?    A. No and you will be blocked for asking!"

So...which is it?

[CatBBW]

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Nightmares!!
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[Lz-129]

Looks like thrush!

But her text says she wants a baby/cumdump etc, and THEN goes on to say "I do not offer bareback intercourse so please do not ask" AND "Q. Do you offer bareback?    A. No and you will be blocked for asking!"

So...which is it?

She probably dont know herself...

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Btw; hp, I was checking out London milfs in preparation for my next visit to the Capital, and erm, "came across" [no I didn't; but you might! ] this photograph External Link/Members Only

Over to you, hp!

I think I have looked at this profile before, I do know it and the problem is that she does only outcalls to hotels. Pricey. But VERY interesting as long as RL is not touting for someone?
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[talkso]

I think I have looked at this profile before, I do know it and the problem is that she does only outcalls to hotels. Pricey. But VERY interesting as long as RL is not touting for someone?
oops, edit edit, the profile has been deleted!?

 

[Rochdull lad]

I think I have looked at this profile before, I do know it and the problem is that she does only outcalls to hotels. Pricey. But VERY interesting as long as RL is not touting for someone?
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Naughty, naughty, hp; I'd never tout for anyone - and certainly not someone in the south of England.

[Horizontal pleasures]

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she writes in her interview that both her waist and her hips are over 50"
on my hotlist for a January visit to Hants.

[rudolph hucker]

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she writes in her interview that both her waist and her hips are over 50"
on my hotlist for a January visit to Hants.

I love the caption on her gallery photo....'yes they are natural'.
If I had paid for plastic surgery on them I would defo demand a refund.

Happy hunting.

[CatBBW]

I love the caption on her gallery photo....'yes they are natural'.
If I had paid for plastic surgery on them I would defo demand a refund.

Happy hunting.

Her Q&A actually says this! 
Q. Are your boobs real?    A. A. Well yes, i would want a refund if i had paid for these to be uplifted

[Paulie]

On the other hand, some are almost too good to be true:

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[James999]

On the other hand, some are almost too good to be true:
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You'd think at her rates she'd be able to get her tits sorted properly 

As for model, since when has pulling your arse cheeks apart as if you're haveing a shit been a good pose ?
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And she clearly has nothing else to do than add endless text to her crap profile 

[rudolph hucker]

Her Q&A actually says this! 
Q. Are your boobs real?    A. A. Well yes, i would want a refund if i had paid for these to be uplifted

Sorry, I didn't get round to reading the Q&A section, I was too bust chucking up in the office 

[Rochdull lad]

Sorry, I didn't get round to reading the Q&A section, I was too bust chucking up in the office 

Was that a deliberate typo, Rudolph?!

[CatBBW]

Was just browsing to see who was on cam this eve, and saw this:

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She reckons she's 34!

[Tailpipe]

Was just browsing to see who was on cam this eve, and saw this:

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She reckons she's 34!

Silly cow as she only does phone work she could have put up any picture

[Rochdull lad]

Was just browsing to see who was on cam this eve, and saw this:

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She reckons she's 34!

Thank God she doesn't Escort!!

[CatBBW]

Thank God she doesn't Escort!!

YET! Just wait until a few cam clients tell her they want to meet her....

[jsparky]

She has one feedback, so which one were you?

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[rnrn636]

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she writes in her interview that both her waist and her hips are over 50"
on my hotlist for a January visit to Hants.

How the hell can she charge 130 an hour?

There cant be that many other HPs about willing to pay to shag that 

[CatBBW]

How the hell can she charge 130 an hour?

There cant be that many other HPs about willing to pay to shag that 

Not with the lack of pics, I agree. A vague breasty pic - and just the one pic - isn't that enticing.

[Simon S]

The photo next to the jacuzzi looks like a badly photoshopped trannie.

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y u c k

[Ali Katt]

The photo next to the jacuzzi looks like a badly photoshopped trannie.

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Looks like a badly aged Quentin Crisp.

[Stapler]

She has actually got 9 reviews!

[martymclfy]

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Puffy nipples anyone?

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[Lz-129]

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I zoomed in! I know its a bit late at night but its just a fanny..a nice looking fanny too so why the  ?

[skipper121]

I zoomed in! I know its a bit late at night but its just a fanny..a nice looking fanny too so why the  ?

Agree, it looks OK to me - and I've had a very long look!

[LL]

Agree, it looks OK to me - and I've had a very long look!

Working 24h, 7 days a week.  Bareback £20 extra.  If she ain't trafficked and coerced then I don't know who is.

[skipper121]

Working 24h, 7 days a week.  Bareback £20 extra.  If she ain't trafficked and coerced then I don't know who is.

Didn't look at her profile just looked at the picture to see what we were supposed to find so horrifying 

[Captain Kang]

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Ok, hands up. I've fucked that pussy...

Working 24h, 7 days a week.  Bareback £20 extra.  If she ain't trafficked and coerced then I don't know who is.

Are you looking at the right profile? It doesn't say working 24/7 for a start... I can assure you she is just an ordinary girl next door type.

[Lz-129]

Working 24h, 7 days a week.  Bareback £20 extra.  If she ain't trafficked and coerced then I don't know who is.

I've not seen the profile! Anyone got a link

My thoughts were based on the picture alone cos that's all I saw

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I've not seen the profile! Anyone got a link

My thoughts were based on the picture alone cos that's all I saw

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but I have no strong opinions on the profile or picture but cannot see what is so 'worst' about it?